department of no

38. she/her. look at my life, look at my choices.

[astrids-angel]

[kuutamosonaatti]

Lucia Fainzilber, The Cookbook

[everlasting-beg]

Favorite Evanescence single?

Bring Me To Life

Going Under

My Immortal

Everybody's Fool

Call Me When You're Sober

Lithium

Sweet Sacrifice

Good Enough

What You Want

My Heart Is Broken

Use My Voice

Who Will You Follow

Remaining time: 3 days 12 hours

[sahlesummerhill]

[februarytrash]

[termagax]

Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.

$28?

[nobrashfestivity]

David Hockney, Pretty Tulips Photograph, 1970

[processes]

minimalist pencil sketches of cats by Shou Xin (手訫)

substack

[juliancoseley]

summer in bookstonbury ☀️

[orchisfatalis]

It was too hot for Green Slide this weekend, so we went to the pool—or, as my son calls it, The Ocean.

We’re going to the real ocean soon, and I can’t wait.

[orchisfatalis]

The admin noticed 50+ hours of leave missing from my timesheet. I’m super appreciative and never stealing from them again at the white elephant gift exchange.

[nobrashfestivity]

Sanitarium 1977 Plastic cereal collectible, Animals of Africa series. Tippy Top Overall: 29mm (width), 18mm (height), 10mm (depth)

[weepingwidar]

Phoebe Little (American, 1992) - Complicit Tomato (2021)

[2colde]

[hippiedippieblondie]

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

[maemaybe]

I don't know who my intended audience is here, so whoever needs to hear this, I am begging you to learn to participate in conversations that are about things you aren't interested in.

Part of socializing and having friends is being a good listener even when you don't actually give a shit about the subject.

Your are hurting other people's feelings when you bluntly respond with "Anyway..." and then change the topic.

It can not always be about your preferred topic.

You are being rude. Yes, even if you are neurodivergent. You can be both autistic and rude.

[manticoreimaginary]

It doesn’t look that exciting, but this linen is from the New Kingdom (ca. 1492–1473 B.C.)

Thinking about it for too long makes me feel absolutely insane.

[manticoreimaginary]

The description on The Met includes the line ‘The cloth was repaired and laundered in ancient times’ and that also makes me feel light-headed.

It’s so beautiful and so simple and so so old