he didn't lose his cool

he just walked out into the woods and died.

[hood-ex]

[device--conduct]

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

[thesassycat]

did you google how to take a screen shot

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

[readpinned-deactivated20230904]

when an npc in a sneak games goes “What was that” babygirl dont worry about it 

[realifesiations]

Bastard tumblr blog: before you go outside to pokemon go, do not forget to uwu and stay safe okay!!!!!!! Fuck you

Me: wadda hell…….. ….bulnosaur

[not100bees]

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

[nixpunk]

[hayakawalove]

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

[hayakawalove]

[kenziecore]

Justin needs to go down as a national hero for this

[weeniebagel]

happy pride month

[frailgun]

an unsung favorite of mine

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Good news for people who were pissed off at me for not voting for Kamala Harris in 2024:

Currently omw to vote in the 2026 colombian presidential elections

[imsobadatnicknames2]

I am pleased to inform you that I have learned from my mistakes, grown as a person, and atoned for my sins.

I just voted for Kamala Harris in the 2026 Colombian presidential election 😁👍

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[cinematech]

the king just sentenced me to be whipped and nae-nae'd in the town square

[mothcrumbs]

i cant stop saying "grisp it"

[mothcrumbs]

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[fairycosmos]

wait zendaya come back what song do you recommend

[markovchaingang]

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing