he didn't lose his cool

he just walked out into the woods and died.

[oneheadtoanother]

[kazieka]

so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it

but i am Right

[the-spiciest-of-times]

okay this reminded me. i’m disabled and i’ve gone to the hospital a lot and one time in college during finals season i had to write my professor an email excusing my absence but the dilaudid kicked in and well

i was not born in 1998

[huffylemon]

[newyorkkiss]

[pangur-and-grim]

all posts are temporary 🧘

[polcasan]

[pangur-and-grim]

THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TEMPORARY

[death-420]

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

[raeuberkotzenrotz]

I gotchu

[death-420]

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

[doomstar]

You literally cannot find this type of community interaction on twitter or instagram or any other app. Look at the support, the gratitude, the absolutely incomprehensible shared knowledge of this most cursed, most rare gif. 

Truly this is beauty.

[nongunktional]

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

[nongunktional]

tautological wordle answer

[nongunktional]

[minovskyy]

posts that make you open wordle

[minovskyy]

[chryza]

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

[chryza]

WHAT THE FUCK

[chryza]

[tatzelwurming]

not now thrall there’s a hurricane

[deathwarlock]

Shaved my head today

[issablog]

@staff @wip @engineering stop recommending me this post 

“based on your likes”

i’ve literally hit “NOT FOR ME” 6 times and you keep showing me BALD

STOP

[deathwarlock]

look at my head boy

[targetedknowledge]

[muffinlance]

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

[do-you-have-a-flag]

[alisoun-deactivated20240131]

mario is a father figure to many people and sonic the hedghehog is a cousin and donkey kong is an uncle and boo is a ghost and bill is a bullet and petey is a piranaa and metroid is sandmas and snake is solid and luigi wario and waluigi are different parts ofyour own personality

[weepingwidar]

Nicko Cecchini (Canadian, d.o.b. unknown) - Defensive Measures (2026)

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[olicrosse]

[cephalopodvictorious]

fixed it

[star-thief]

[wagitfag]

picklesbaseball

[magikonch]

[whysosirris]

[tazri]

Eating lunch outside in the covered walkway because it's raining so it's not balls-ass hot out right now.

Realize I've forgotten a fork, so I have to eat my leftover besauced chicken with my hands

Realize I don't have a napkin so now my fingers are the besauced noun in this equation

Look down: pants. No, that won't do

Look left: concrete sidewalk. Somehow more and less socially acceptable than pants.

Look right: the angels sing. A mere couple of inches from me, well within reach: a wet palm frond. The perfect napkin. #MyNapkin.

[tazri]

Thank you napkin

[tazri]

Keep.yoir freak hands off my wet plant