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Hello there, I'm Orcus! Some of my friends call me, "Jinx", but either one is fine. I'm just kitten who loves to do things. Feel free to talk to me. ((I track the tag: Orcusjinxadeodatus or Orcus-Jinx-Adeodatus ))

[tingcat-deactivated20150330]

Reblog if you roleplay BOTH seriously and, well... not seriously at all.

[frcstwclf-moved]

As Durotan combed his hair, Orcus came up behind him and sat at his back, wrapping his head up with the large orc's hair in such a fashion to make it appear as if it were his own. He giggled mischievously and looked up as he pretended to 'fluff' it.

He runs the comb through a part of his hair, humming quietly to himself. It’s always a chore, simply because he has so much of it, but he likes the way it looks and so he deals with it. He can’t help but feel a tickling sensation at his back, and so he cranes his head to see Orcus, playing in his hair rather than with it. Smiling fondly, he rolls his eyes and turns back to the task at hand.

“I suppose I do have enough to share, don’t I?”

[orcus-jinx-adeodatus]

Orcus grinned smugly as he situated himself under Durotan’s arm, his elbows resting on his thigh as he rested his chin in his hands,

“What? Did my magnificent new beard tip you off?”

[chief-baine-bloodhoof]

@orcus-jinx-adeodatus

“In my years I have never seen one such as you… Where do you hail from, traveler?”

[orcus-jinx-adeodatus]

That would be the last time he ever stood close to his brother whenever he conjured another portal..

Orcus stood up after being thrown from the rift that had momentarily evaporated behind him, and dusted his off his jacket and shorts. The dust appeared to be that of natural hardened clay. Interesting.

He looked up with his vibrant sky blue eyes and gasped in silent awe of the surrounding plains that immediately flooded his vision. Rolling hills of emerald green decorated with towering pines stood vanguard over a vast shimmering lake. The sky was as the pure blue had ever seen and the song of birds filled his little ears, causing his nose and whiskers to twitch in anticipation.

The place was quite beautiful, only…where was he-

//In my years, I have never seen one such as you.. Where do you hail from, traveler?//

Startled by the voice, the lad turned to see that of which he could only describe as nearly titanic. His eyes widened in shock as he regarded the tauren’s form. He was thickly muscled, towering in stature, and was decorated in garb and vestment that suggested that he was of particular importance.

More interestingly, he appeared to be of bovine descent or related species, yet, just like him, he stood on two legs with back erect, and spoke plainly.

It was a sight to behold.

Orcus regarded the chieftain before he clearing his little throat and offered an his answer.

//I’m definitely not from this realm..,// he thought…

“Zuron, sir. I am from the planet Zuron.”

He stole one more glance to the scenic view around him,

“W-where….am I?”

[tentacleshota]

{tw: child abuse} Please help save my baby cousin

Hey guys, so i normally don’t post things like this but my family is dealing with some serious problems right now.

my baby cousin Everett is fighting for his life in the ICU right now because of his horrible excuse for a mother 

he was barely 4 months old and had already received a broken arm, broken ribs, shaken baby syndrome, and then his mother raised him up above her head and slammed him into the wood floor causing a SEVERE brain injury.  the doctors found new blood on top of old blood on his brain. god only knows what else this monster did to this child.

here is the police report article about the arrest of his mother HERE

There has been a facebook page set up for moral support and status updates about Everett’s condition HERE 

my family was originally just accepting money orders/checks and selling t shirts and wristbands to local friends and supporters but it isnt enough.

they finally put together a gofundme account for Everett and I am going to IMPLORE you all to PLEASE donate anything you can, if you can. and if you can’t donate then at least signal boost this and share it with everyone you know <3  GOFUNDME CLICK HERE  Everett was recently making a lot of progress, he was in rehab and speech therapy and was starting to be fed from a bottle again, but the other day things took a turn for the worse and he is in the ICU again with a swollen skull and more fluid on his brain

please please PLEASE boost this and keep my cousin in your thoughts <3

i seriously cannot thank you all enough in advanced for any shares or donations this may gain 

please help save this baby boy

[tentacleshota]

Signal Boosting again! almost 5000 notes and over $3000 donated so far! thanks so much everyone  Everett has been doing well recently. he was moved into a rehab hospital for him to start his very long and hard recovery. Please donate if you can, and if you cannot please reblog this post to help spread the word 

[tentacleshota]

Hello again everyone! Please keep spreading the word about Everett! He seems to be somewhat out of the woods right now, but he still has a very long and hard road ahead of him. My family really needs financial help through all of this, so please keep signal boosting this fundraiser and please donate if you are able to! every dollar counts!

[seventyandcountingdown-blog]

@takashi0

You have a tendency to spread stuff like a Canadian forest fire.

[thepicturepixie]

I’m adding some tags in hopes more people will see it. To the pro-choice tag I know a lot of you guys have big hearts. I didn’t want to leave you out.

[citrusella-flugpucker]

((Hey, I thought you should know–tags only spread things to bigger groups on the original post. Tags on reblogs basically do nothing other than sort things on your own blog! Just thought I should let you know in case you thought it would place the post in the general tag (it won’t) rather than the tag page on your blog (it will).))

[quotemadness]

I sometimes find, and I am sure you know the feeling, that I simply have too many thoughts and memories crammed into my mind.

J.K. Rowling (via quotemadness)

[nasa-official]

what is mean of life???

Here is a 2.5 page mathematical analysis: 

[dancingandsweets-deactivated201]

Orcus laughed maniacally as he unleashed ALL of the squids! "YES!!! GO, MY SQUID CHILDREN!!"

“Wha..?” Cue a confused Shorty.

[orcus-jinx-adeodatus]

Orcus stared at her, pausing for a brief moment,

“Oh..I’m sorry..is this not Mario Kart?”

[dancingandsweets-deactivated201]

“Uh… no.” She shook her head. “You’re in Bust a Groove. Are you lost or something?”

[orcus-jinx-adeodatus]

Rats, so this -was- the wrong game. Orcus’ cheeks turned a vibrant shade of red as his ears flattened. He hastily flicked out his hand, making the squids evaporate into pixels before turning to her and taking off his hat to fidget with it.

“Uuuh..s-sorry about that…”

[dancingandsweets-deactivated201]

“It’s ok.” The red-hatted girl chuckled. “What’s your name? Mine’s Shorty. And the mouse in my pocket is Columbo.”

[orcus-jinx-adeodatus]

Orcus, still hiding behind his hat, offered a feeble nod as he regarded the pocket mouse, and then her.

"O-Orcus, Ma'am."

He let his eyes wander about him, surveying the various structures and odd things he saw.

"Is this your game?"

[tempusfelis]

Orcus suddenly appeared next to Icarus, eyeing him curiously, "Icarus, what are you doing?"

“Orcus, old buddy old pal old brother of mine.” Icarus smiled down at the kitten.

“I’m simply having fun with muses across a dimensional plane. Nothing wrong with that, right?”

[tempusfelis]

“Because you’re a growing cat who needs his healthy diet.”

[orcus-jinx-adeodatus]

Orcus huffed as he stomped his foot and folded his arms over his chest.

“Fine.”

[tempusfelis]

Icarus smiled. “Besides, I need someone to share the Kitchen Sink with me.” He pointed at the largest sundae the restaurant had to offer.

[orcus-jinx-adeodatus]

Orcus followed his finger all the way to the sundae, and immediately, his eyes lit up with delight.

His tail swished excitedly as he looked up to Icarus,

"Deal!"

[tempusfelis]

Orcus suddenly appeared next to Icarus, eyeing him curiously, "Icarus, what are you doing?"

“Orcus, old buddy old pal old brother of mine.” Icarus smiled down at the kitten.

“I’m simply having fun with muses across a dimensional plane. Nothing wrong with that, right?”

[tempusfelis]

“Because you’re a growing cat who needs his healthy diet.”

[orcus-jinx-adeodatus]

Orcus huffed as he stomped his foot and folded his arms over his chest.

"Fine."

[dancingandsweets-deactivated201]

Orcus laughed maniacally as he unleashed ALL of the squids! "YES!!! GO, MY SQUID CHILDREN!!"

“Wha..?” Cue a confused Shorty.

[orcus-jinx-adeodatus]

Orcus stared at her, pausing for a brief moment,

“Oh..I’m sorry..is this not Mario Kart?”

[dancingandsweets-deactivated201]

“Uh… no.” She shook her head. “You’re in Bust a Groove. Are you lost or something?”

[orcus-jinx-adeodatus]

Rats, so this -was- the wrong game. Orcus' cheeks turned a vibrant shade of red as his ears flattened. He hastily flicked out his hand, making the squids evaporate into pixels before turning to her and taking off his hat to fidget with it.

"Uuuh..s-sorry about that..."

[tempusfelis]

Orcus suddenly appeared next to Icarus, eyeing him curiously, "Icarus, what are you doing?"

“Orcus, old buddy old pal old brother of mine.” Icarus smiled down at the kitten.

“I’m simply having fun with muses across a dimensional plane. Nothing wrong with that, right?”

[orcus-jinx-adeodatus]

Orcus looked dubiously at his brother, amd then sighed, shrugging his shoulders,

“I hope that -fun- involves getting slushies, because I’m bored and hot.”

[tempusfelis]

Icarus laughed, rolling his eyes. “Well, we could always go for a swim too, right? Can’t hurt to get a little cool and wet.”

[orcus-jinx-adeodatus]

Orcus giggled as he scrunched up his face and pretended to back away from his brother just a bid,

“Ewww! Water is gross, okay! I’ll just stand in front of a fan!”

[tempusfelis]

“Oh come ON, Orkydorks. You got to accept that it’s not that bad to take a swim. But in the meantime…” He rolled his eyes again, sending the two boys outside a local ice cream parlor.

“Let’s get a cone or two. Or six.”

[orcus-jinx-adeodatus]

Orcus silent eyed each of the flavors that was suddenly made available to them and then stared up at his brother,

“….can I have oreo flavor?”

[tempusfelis]

Icarus frowned. Somebody had to play dad for the kitten. A stern look crossed his face.

“Only if you get it in a small size, little one.”

[orcus-jinx-adeodatus]

At this, Orcus whined a little,

"But WHYYY?"

[dancingandsweets-deactivated201]

Orcus laughed maniacally as he unleashed ALL of the squids! "YES!!! GO, MY SQUID CHILDREN!!"

“Wha..?” Cue a confused Shorty.

[orcus-jinx-adeodatus]

Orcus stared at her, pausing for a brief moment,

"Oh..I'm sorry..is this not Mario Kart?"

[tempusfelis]

Orcus suddenly appeared next to Icarus, eyeing him curiously, "Icarus, what are you doing?"

“Orcus, old buddy old pal old brother of mine.” Icarus smiled down at the kitten.

“I’m simply having fun with muses across a dimensional plane. Nothing wrong with that, right?”

[orcus-jinx-adeodatus]

Orcus looked dubiously at his brother, amd then sighed, shrugging his shoulders,

“I hope that -fun- involves getting slushies, because I’m bored and hot.”

[tempusfelis]

Icarus laughed, rolling his eyes. “Well, we could always go for a swim too, right? Can’t hurt to get a little cool and wet.”

[orcus-jinx-adeodatus]

Orcus giggled as he scrunched up his face and pretended to back away from his brother just a bid,

“Ewww! Water is gross, okay! I’ll just stand in front of a fan!”

[tempusfelis]

“Oh come ON, Orkydorks. You got to accept that it’s not that bad to take a swim. But in the meantime…” He rolled his eyes again, sending the two boys outside a local ice cream parlor.

“Let’s get a cone or two. Or six.”

[orcus-jinx-adeodatus]

Orcus silent eyed each of the flavors that was suddenly made available to them and then stared up at his brother,

"....can I have oreo flavor?"

[tempusfelis]

Orcus suddenly appeared next to Icarus, eyeing him curiously, "Icarus, what are you doing?"

“Orcus, old buddy old pal old brother of mine.” Icarus smiled down at the kitten.

“I’m simply having fun with muses across a dimensional plane. Nothing wrong with that, right?”

[orcus-jinx-adeodatus]

Orcus looked dubiously at his brother, amd then sighed, shrugging his shoulders,

“I hope that -fun- involves getting slushies, because I’m bored and hot.”

[tempusfelis]

Icarus laughed, rolling his eyes. “Well, we could always go for a swim too, right? Can’t hurt to get a little cool and wet.”

[orcus-jinx-adeodatus]

Orcus giggled as he scrunched up his face and pretended to back away from his brother just a bid,

"Ewww! Water is gross, okay! I'll just stand in front of a fan!"

[tempusfelis]

Orcus suddenly appeared next to Icarus, eyeing him curiously, "Icarus, what are you doing?"

“Orcus, old buddy old pal old brother of mine.” Icarus smiled down at the kitten.

“I’m simply having fun with muses across a dimensional plane. Nothing wrong with that, right?”

[orcus-jinx-adeodatus]

Orcus looked dubiously at his brother, amd then sighed, shrugging his shoulders,

"I hope that -fun- involves getting slushies, because I'm bored and hot."

[orcus-jinx-adeodatus]

the mun ever so gently tosses the Crystal pony into the ask box and runs off

Orcus immediately runs up and hugs the crystal pony.

[orcus-jinx-adeodatus]

"Orcus, please tell me you've got your disguise ready for Zootopia. You have to be some sort of jungle cat derivative."

Orcus, who had already transformed his appearance into that of a lynx cub, stared at Icarus,

“…why?..”

[tempusfelis]

“Because…” The jaguar turned around, smirking at the cub before him. “It’s a lot easier to shape-shift into something closer to our species.  So, ready for the jump?”

[orcus-jinx-adeodatus]

Orcus nodded, agreeing with his brother’s logic.

“I suppose that makes sense”

He sighed and readied himself, adjusting his cap.

“Ready..”

[tempusfelis]

The feline grabbed his backpack and goggles, which shifted into sunglasses at the last minute before giving the blue man behind the controls a thumbs-up.

“You sure you don’t wanna come with us, big guy?” He teased.

[orcus-jinx-adeodatus]

Thunder smiled and shook his head,

"Not this time, friend. Someone has to make sure that you two do not get into trouble"

Orcus, on the other hand, huffed somewhat impatiently.

"C'mon, c'mon, lets get going!"