ordinary chaos

Leo | she/her | 25 Chaos Blog without any theme - but currently with intense F1 and tennis obsessions Sometimes NSFW, always 18+ Scrapbooking things I enjoy

[toyotathonics]

new vocabulary unlocked: a "hit-and-giggle"

[source]

[captain-price-returns]

[quasi-normalcy]

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

[graham-folger]

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

[quasi-normalcy]

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Why is so much stuff being stored outside the walls? It looks like their water supply could be ruined by a very dedicated bear.

[gamesetandmath]

tennis such a nonsensical sport that friday 24 year old world number 1 meets 39 year old part timer and data would suggest that if the match goes long enough and reaches the four hour mark it would benefit the dinosaur

[postoctobrist]

you've convinced me to get into photography and become a woman, any tips for getting comfortable with doing either/both of those in public?

recite the following mantra: fuck you fuck you fuck you I'm allowed to be here I'm allowed to do this I don't have to get permission this is public property I don't have to delete anything fuck you

that's easy. the hard part is that your photography (and maybe your transition) has to be founded in compassion. so first try saying it and then try saying it compassionately

[flamballboyant]

when someone says "nooo but carlos is a sweetheart, how could anyone possibly have beef with him??" and a roof, a clock, juan carlos ferrero, and a swarm of bees quietly leave the room

[gauffcaraz]

Everybody let’s all hold hands and pray

[j4nniks1nner]

oh okay!

[carlicos]

corretja read that live and then feliciano said that carlos should answer his texts and alex said me too! so add terrible texter to the resume

SJGHSKSLDH 💀💀💀 that tracks lmaoooo

[carlicos]

CARLOS 😭😭😭

[muppetshow2026]

i genuinely feel like im being edged

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[cloudabserk]

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

[cambriancrew]

[cloudycluster]

GUYSUSHSHSJS

[aukkenopsia]

birdfolks

[victusinveritas]

[frasohei]

[hotmanservefast]

GOOD LORD JANNIK PUT THAT THING AWAY

[valtsv]

i don't play about corpse rights it's extremely important and serious to me

[valtsv]

while i don't believe in an afterlife or souls and do accept that a corpse is an empty space where something once was, i also think that if we give a body which cannot advocate for itself that meaning and personhood, then we cannot simply disregard it as it suits the living to do so without any consideration for the consequences of that, especially when we will all one day be in the same position regardless of our consent in the matter. unlike abortion, where you're advocating for a hypothetical person that doesn't exist yet, a corpse is what remains of someone who did and had a material impact on the world. the dead aren't due any more dignity or respect than the living, but they also aren't due any less for the same reasons, and how much someone values the lives of others among them inevitably reflects how they treat their dead.