Shirima

Ordinary guy that lives in Sweden

[funny-thoughts]

Cells have a 3 week life span so everyone is a little dead inside

[funny-thoughts]

Growing up is getting more excited about the gifts you are giving rather than the gifts you are receiving in Christmas

[funny-thoughts]

You can actually feel your heartbeat by touching your dick when it is hard.

[dagenssvenska]

Hur du bör använda parfym/deodorant

[archatlas]

[ingenierodelmonton]

Recopilación de varias de las grandes citas célebres de la historia.

[extramadness]

[olegisachenkov]

[showerponderings]

“A frisbee is a boomerang that doesn’t like you”

— http://ifttt.com/missing_link?1575436995

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[showerponderings]

“When you die, your thoughts that you never told anyone become secrets of the universe”

— http://ifttt.com/missing_link?1572379034

[showerponderings]

“An actual skill you don’t realize you need to have is how to fix a broken zipper.”

— http://ifttt.com/missing_link?1572385949

[showerponderings]

“The last word uttered by humanity will most likely be a swear word.”

— http://ifttt.com/missing_link?1571873250

[showerponderings]

“People say playing video games is wasting your time. But are you really wasting time if your enjoying the time that’s being wasted.”

— http://ifttt.com/missing_link?1571756270

[showerponderings]

“Porn and cat videos are the only things that have been consistently relevant on the internet”

— http://ifttt.com/missing_link?1571756270

[showerponderings]

“It’s easy tell if someone likes someone, but it’s hard to tell if someone likes you”

— http://ifttt.com/missing_link?1571008933

[kinkyohio1979]

[kingacesled]

I am

[lonewolf1338]

Yes I am

[ordinarychrisse]

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