Don't feed a guy a sponge, Bobby

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[flawlesssantos]

in europe we don’t say “i hate you” we say “nil points” which roughly translates as “you must be the UK" 

[ordonapumpkin]

my dad: the mixing is so bad i can barely hear the vocals

my mum, angrily: you’re not supposed to listen to them, you’re supposed to look at the SPARKLES

[ordonapumpkin]

the fuck you mean, the UK is gonna be performing soon????????? usually i have some time before the pain, please

[ordonapumpkin]

it appears that i have been struck with Gay Bitch disease watching serbia’s entry 

[athenenoctua9]

Eurovision : ballad

Me : 

[ordonapumpkin]

idk why i was expecting russia’s entry from last year to come back but i was let down IMMENSELY. still was super fun but. come back funky dancing russians.

[wulfhalls]

ITS TIME

[ordonapumpkin]

fuck it. eurovision blogging.

[wumblr]

[thexfiles]

i see it’s a Big Day Online for everyone who is using the same blog they made in 2011

[shrimpathyforthedevil]

maybe if they make stucky canon kim jong un will be next

[headspace-hotel]

Imagine showing this post to someone yesterday

[alphacrone]

thanksgiving is cancelled in 2020. instead, november will be a month of Dionysian madness, casting curses, moonlight revelry, dubious self-care methods, ritual sacrifice, and mashed potatoes. 

[renthony]

And we’re off to an excellent start.

[fruitblr]

[therealraewest]

Canon homosexual Castiel fighting off demons in megahell or wherever

[girlwhoiscryimg]

i think spending years on tumblr surrounded by the most critically unhinged minds on earth has impacted me in ways i dont even want to acknowledge. but on the plus side its all really funny

[xcrisscrossx]

The only positive to either of these shows not ending in a gay romance, is that Naruto and Sherlock show a friendship can have a stronger bond than a romance or even a marriage.

[sasu-loves-naru]

Are you straight

[umbralhorrors]

hang on i wanna hear about the bond between sherlock and naruto

[rootbeerfloats]

feeling the same sense of unity on my dash as i did when trump got covid live laugh love everyone