OreosAndWine

This is us, trying to get through 9-5. We daydream a lot. Welcome to our daydreams.

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When I’m writing a paper and just start typing stuff to fill it up and it’s getting out of control much like this run on sentence.

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When I realized I totally forgot about this tumblr.

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carrie fisher and george michael were both loud and unapologetic about existing as themselves and THAT is the spirit i want to carry forward into 2017

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One millionbilliontrillionthousand percent yes.

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When I remember I brought some cheese to work for a snack.

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When you turn around to your office mate and maybe accidentally sort of graze the jacket on her chair with your pen. Just a little.

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You come back here and she’ll kill you! You hear me? She’ll kill you, you sons of bitches!

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Dustin is basically all my friends.

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When you thought you’d finished your bag of chips, but then discover there are more left.

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When you’re probably gonna take the inserts out of your bra during work.

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That’s what friends are for.

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When you’re standing by the coffee machine and a coworker asks, “Whatchya doin?” 

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When you’re on the subway and you hear somebody cough. Then you turn and see that somebody puking into a clear plastic bag.

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What I wish I could do when my phone is ringing off the hook.

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When I’ve been talking to my office mate for a solid 20 seconds and then realize she’s on the phone.

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When you finally get away from the loud cackling woman on the subway, and then she sits next to you on the bus.

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At the doctor’s, the airport, interviews, etc.

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When your BFF has toiled away for 10 years at one company and gets a generic congratulatory card in the mail signed by a few people.

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Me this morning.