jacques a dit, right?

i love bram greenfeld more than i love myself which isn’t really saying a lot but still conn : he/they : professional queer boy

[incorrect-simon]

Simon: At my funeral, there’s going to be a closed casket, and then it’ll be open to reveal that I’m not inside. Instead, they’ll turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the Space Jam theme song is playing.

[later]

Simon: Never mind. Bram says I can’t do that.

[your-friendly-neighborhood-ace]

I watched Love, Simon on my flight home and I need a hug

[gh0sthugs]

happy pride to everyone who’s still closeted

happy pride to everyone who’s been kicked out

happy pride to everyone who lives somewhere where it is illegal to love who they love

happy fucking pride to all of you, i love you with my whole heart and i promise you it will get better

[dailykeiynan]

AUDIO Commentary by Greg Berlanti, Isaac Klausner and Issac Aptaker

[bbyxpapi-deactivated20190930]

so many followers but none of u anon me so what are we

[the-memedaddy]

Me_IRL

[asynca]

To all binary trans & non-binary folks born in Ontario

Ontario is temporarily waiving the fee for changing your sex indicator on your birth certificate. There are other fees associated with ordering a copy of it, but go forth and change your flag, folks!

[dsudis]

Temporarily = through April 2019, so this one will stay good for a bit!

[everyteenager4free1]

[rapid-artwork]

Please signal boost.

The Paul brothers (the guys who filmed the dead body, destroyed public property, caused a massive fire, damaged bystanders ears with their custom car horns, faked abuse of their female employees to defame other youtuber, were super racist to their latinax co-workers and ya know, have been using their fame to rape underage kids) Are now launching a fake ‘youtuber class’ that scams kids out of money. They are selling kids ‘how to become a famous youtuber’ videos for $60 and up. Please let anyone you know who is a fan that they are literally defrauding kids now. They literally have the site charge you $7 and then another $50 after your credit card info is registered. Watch the youtube video in the link to see just how heinous their new site is. It’s almost like they are desperate for more revenue now that youtube is taking action to limit their monetization or something. Fuck them.

[stephanos-spaceopera]

@bluepearl-criticism

[lattetimes]

[not-aparri]

SIGNAL BOOST!

[somanycyborgs-deactivated201812]

And what’s even worse is I know kids who still support them. This is another case of them being uneducated about it and basically being brainwashed into following bad people. EVERYONE DESERVES TO KNOW HOW BAD THEY ARE. HOW SICK THEY ARE. SIGNAL BOOST!!!!

[egberts]

they also don’t need MORE money. they are two of the highest grossing youtubers!! they each made 12 million dollars last year JUST FROM YOUTUBE!! they don’t need to do this!!! this is a scam and for children too?! pure evil!

[lnfini-deactivated20230930]

theyre gay

[meangirlnurse]

at best y’all pretend to care about antisemitism until the people responsible are people you like 

[thedaysoftheflowerblossoms]

♂: I am a boy who has a crush on you

♀: I am a girl who has a crush on you

⭐: I am a nonbinary person who has a crush on you

✂: Just delete your tumblr already

✌: You’re awesome

♡: I love your blog

❁: You’re beautiful

🌸: You’re attractive

✓: I hate you

☹: You’re ugly

☀: I want to fuck you

♬: I wish we were close

♧: I wish we were friends in real life

☆: I relate to a lot of the same things you go through

☮: You inspire me

☾: We should kiss maybe if you wanna that’d be great

✖: I would give you the greatest hug

★: I’m scared to talk to you but I think you’re great

∇: You’ve changed urls/icons so much that I don’t remember who you are

○: I don’t remember why I follow you

☄: I wish I could help you but I’m not sure how

✨: You’ve taught me things

⚓️: I wish you’d take better care of yourself

©: You’re a bit problematic

™: You’re a cinnamon roll

❄️: I cherish you

🌙: Please post more

💫: We don’t talk much but I wouldn’t mind being your friend

♪: You’re very talented

∀: I don’t understand you

[alwayskaysanova]

send me a pairing and a number and i'll write you a drabble

“Come over here and make me.”

“Have you lost your damn mind!?”

“Please, don’t leave.”

“Do you…well…I mean…I could give you a massage?”

“Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”

“Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”

“I almost lost you.”

“Wanna bet?”

“Don’t you ever do that again!”

“Teach me how to play?”

“Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”

“I think we need to talk.”

“Kiss me.”

“Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.”

“So, I found this waterfall…”

“It could be worse.”

“Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”

“This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”

“The paint’s supposed to go where?”

“You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”

“We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you wanna stop and feel the rain?”

“I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.”

“Just once.”

“You’re the only one I trust to do this.”

“I can’t believe you talked me into this.”

“I got you a present.”

“I’m pregnant.”

“Marry me?”

“I thought you were dead.”

“It’s not what it looks like…”

“You lied to me.”

“I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”

“Please don’t do this.”

“If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to a bed.”

“You heard me. Take. It. Off.”

“I wish I could hate you.”

“Wanna dance?”

“You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”

“Hey! I was gonna eat that!”

“Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?”

“You did all of this for me?”

“I swear it was an accident.”

“YOU DID WHAT?!”

“If you die, I’m gonna kill you.”

“Tell me a secret.”

“Hey, have you seen the..? Oh.”

“No one needs to know.”

“Boo.”

“Well this is awkward…”

Writer’s preference

[incorrectrisequotes]

Y’all know what to do :^)

[rise-gone-wrong]

send me pairings!!

[oreospierfeld]

:D

[blushurs]

this bitch (me) is so unproductive!! like !! put down ur phone and do ur work!!

[yekkes]

Fuck men. Be gay

[yekkes]

This post is applicable to wlw and mlm. Solidarity

[fitsfito]

everyone deserves a great love story ❤️

[transguydustin-old]

spierfeld and bursuso at the disneyland teacups

simon and bram: spinning a little, talking

leah and abby: zips past them, both of them screaming, leah screaming “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE”