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ok i know we already knew she gets it but……. she Gets it
Baby hears violin for the first time. (via AudreysMMB) [play to hear audio]
HE HUGGED HER LEG
I love children experiencing music and things for the first time and just being SO happy that they do what makes sense to them, such as this little one hugging her leg, like they’re so sweet and pure and expressive and my heart is full!
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I am the original writer of The Sims 4 version of the 100 Baby Challenge. You must credit me and link back to this post if you repost this challenge anywhere or write another version based on mine. I hate to be bitchy about this but writing and updating these challenges is laborious and time consuming and I’m fed up with people copy-pasting my hard work and slapping their own name on it.
Objective
Your objective for this challenge is to give birth to 100 children in as few generations as possible. The challenge ends as soon as the 100th child is born or if you fail the challenge for breaking rules.
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This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small
3 inch opening: no problem
2.75 inch opening: Easy
2.5 inch opening: doing fine
2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!
2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…
Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy
:insert grunts of effort here:
Taking a break…
The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.
A New Challenger approaches!
1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”
GIMME GIMME GIMME
He ends up giving up.
Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4
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Science
I love it
What I learned is that I am not the only person who calls all squirrels Steve
stop it steve
mood:
my cat figured out how to open the cabinets so he made a nest in his favorite one. he’ll only come out if he hears the fridge open.
oOH MY GOD
I too want to live in the kitchen cabinet and only come out when I hear the fridge open
when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck
I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off
anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received
“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”
14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking
However you think this story will end is wrong
What the fuck
I cannot believe….
y'all are messing with the nature of things!!!
Donald Duck with a normal voice will always feel unnatural and wrong.
Hm. I must say, I was very anti-sport before but after being on tumblr.com for a while I definitely identify with jocks. Unlike nerds, they’ve never made me read sherlock mpreg miscarriage on the Harry Potter train AU Masterposts. They only wanna kick their balls and take booty pics. I’m sorry i took u for granted, jocks
The jocks were only trying to protect us all this time
They pushed nerds into lockers when no one else did
and here’s a list of parts I thought were hilarious but no one else did in incredibles 2
ok and I’ve seen this film 7 times now (yes each time in a theatre) and these are just parts I’ve been the only one in the theatre snickering at
1. “Wait… who’s gonna watch jack jack?”
“SUCK IT UP!”
2. “I’m sorry she’s rich and will get no more than a slap on the wrist!”
3. when dash walks in front of the TV with his math book
4. (Ok this one is hit or miss for some reason) when violet gets ice cream out of the fridge after tony didn’t show up for their date
5. The scene where Dash is pushing all the buttons in the new house and the couches fall in the water and get all crushed oh man it kills me every time
I plan on seeing it a lot more so I’ll definitely add more if I remember anything else😂💯
lil matt damon SNAPPED
He looks exactly like Matt Damon
the finger points 😭😭
I’m so proud of you Jason Bourne
dog:
Why Did They Come?
TOO FUCKIN’ phenomenal to NOT reblog!!!!
some oddly specific advice from Hesiod (c700 BC)
which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)
Grain-stealing thots
Lmfaooo wholesome post
Lml got me good 😅
willsmith: Gettin’ back in the studio. Just warmin’ Up.
Dawg Will sick and tired of Jaden’s ass walking around with his gold plaque. He got in his bag and dropped 16 just to remind us how broke we are 😭😭
and still killed it tho!!!
where…..the FUCK this Will Smith came from? sheesh!!
Go ! Off !
Damn Will!!
The gifs!!!!! Me, exactly. BIG WILLIE!!!!!!!