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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
i need all the help i can get for finals
Hey so
the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.
So you know.
This might be the real one, y’all.
Reblogging to spread the luck and the good fortune
out of all my miis they put the simm master on the drum this man can never escape
If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.
Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.
I will be genuinely happy.
I will find the right job for me.
I will thrive.
My partner will be genuinely happy.
My friends will be genuinely happy.
My family will be genuinely happy.
The Thirteenth Doctor will always be a part of my life
My mom will have the happiest final months possible. I will somehow survive losing my lifelong best friend.
I will survive dialysis. My heart tests will come back good like the other pre transplant tests. I will find my living donor and get a kidney transplant.
I won’t go blind from my rare cornea disease; they’ll find a way to treat it so I can keep making my art.
Whatever is causing my severe anemia will be fixed so I can get more energy and become healthy and active again.
My husband will be healthy and truly happy. I will be one of the reasons. I will be able to repay him for all the ways he’s been my hero ❤️
I will make new friends and lifelong friends. I will meet people within driving distance who will love me. I will love them and we will create a safe place for one another. I will learn not everyone has to leave.
I will get to teach again, my favorite thing! ❤️
I will visit famous art in person!
I will meet Sacha Dhawan! 👀🤩❤️
I will publish my book!
I will adopt a daughter and be to her what my mom has been to me ❤️
I will learn a good thing doesn’t necessarily have to be followed by a bad thing!
I will hang on long enough to see myself and my loved ones safe and happy!
It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
14 years you say?
What?!?
HOW?!?
Also this is a piece from my Birthday countdown last year that failed due to poor mental health.
Yay go team poor mental health ugh.
Hopefully this year for my 32nd (cue the screams of agony) it will be better and I will push myself more.
Anyhoo hurray for 14 years of this blog.
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Cant have fucking shit in Detroit
Cant have shit
Okay so door saga
The only way into my building is through the front door which locks itself when closed. There's a back entrance but it's deadbolted from the inside. This means the only people who can get into the building are me, my cat sitter with the spare keys, and the people living in the other two units.
The door to MY unit now... has no doorknob. Impossible to get in.
There is a shared BACK hallway that leads to the shared basement/back entrance. My back door into this hall is always deadbolted. EXCEPT, fortuitously, right now, since neighbor (Molly) in unit 2 had heard Patches meowing when alone and offered to spend some time with her, so I had the cat sitter unlock the bolt.
This, LUCKILY, means there is A Way into my unit. But it requires getting into the building, then going THROUGH my neighbors' unit into the back hall, then up to my unit.
Cat sitter is effectively locked out from Patches, and won't be able to get in if not fixed by the next day.
Text neighbor about predicament. They're willing to look at my door bUT (it's Christmas) they're not home and not getting home until the next day.
Next day, text for an update but hear nothing. (Neighbors aren't attached to their phones much). Communicate with catsitter saying "okay if I don't hear back from neighbors, maybe you go over and I contact a locksmith who you can let in?" (since cat sitter has the keys to the building)
Catsitter is very not keen on the idea
Patches is unaware she's a prisoner.
Hear back from neighbors. Say they should be home around 5pm.
Okay... Good Enough... (Patches graze-feeds so Luckily she hasn't missed any meals but we're going on 24 hours of house arrest Patches).
6pm comes. 7pm comes. 7:40pm I text asking for an update. Nothing.
8:30pm I'm figuring out what friends I can call to break into my own house. Text neighbor again and notice this text doesn't go through.
Text neighbor's partner being like "hey sorry, can't seem to reach Molly--". Get a text back "Sorry this is Molly on David's phone! My phone died." Family Christmas plans ran late but they're on their way back and will be home soon. Thank goodness.
9pm-ish, they get back, give Patches attention and top up her food. I get a text "David fixed your door!" Woo!
Friday 5pm I finally get home
Lugging my suitcase up three flights of stairs while I hear Patches meowing like a dying Victorian child
Shoes off coat off suitcase down fish out keys unlock door grab doorknob
...Doorknob falls off
Falls off right into my hands
Staring at doorknob. Staring at door. Patches meowing. Shove doorknob against door like an idiot and no it does not go back on.
Fucking
Go down flight of stairs, knock on Molly and David's door. David is luckily home. "My doorknob fell off again can I go home"
David lets me in. I scoot past their dogs and apparently I startled the more nervous one since she apparently tried to nip at me but I didn't even notice because I'm like my cat.
Get in through the back hall.
Patches comes bounding over.
My cat.
Doesn't even know she was a prisoner.
Doesn't even know what a doorknob is.
Later that night receive a text from neighbor apologizing for the dog and I'm like "I Did Not Even Notice."
Any attempt to leave my house now is perilous until I fix the doorknob.
Can't even leave my door cracked open because I know Patches is gonna shove her stupid little face through it and become the opposite of a prisoner.
I wanna go buy a reeces peanut butter cup but by god it's not worth the risk
I'm gonna try to fix the doorknob
Or... buy? a new doorknob?
On Amazon searching "doorknob".
Merry Christmas
You are completely right because I have now investigated the knob and can confirm the screw holding the knob to bar was loose. I have tightened the screw and it SEEMS fixed but I’m very Fool Me Once on this since my neighbor also thought they’d fixed it.
There is a Home Depot trip in my future. Or maybe an online purchase if Patches would get off my laptop
Merry Christmas I hope I know how to install a doorknob
Complication. Doorknob is here and I tried to install it, but because my door is older than God, the latch-majig (technical term) is offset like an inch higher than the knob. Modern doorknob has the latch LEVEL with the knob.
To swap in the new knob I'd need to cut a new knob-hole an inch higher in the door which
With what tools
That would leave an unused gaping doorknob-sized hole in my door which any robber the size of a weasel or smaller will use to rob my home. I don't need fucking Redwall in my home.
Probably bad for the integrity of the door
I don't wanna.
I think what I really want is just the knob like above tags said. Like the knob and the rectangular bar, which I can substitute in for my stripped-bare knob and rectangle bar. I WOULD do this with the new knob, but it's got two welded-on spokes poking out from the knob.
I can maybe drill two holes for the spokes in my door...?
(Squinting at shitty amazon listings trying to see if any knobs don't have the two spokes)
(I think the two spokes might be standard.)
Developing new respect for Jesus (carpenter).
In the meantime, because I'd already unscrewed a lot of things I DID take the genius action of flipping my current doorknob around.
This way the side that causes problems is on the INSIDE.
Doorknob fall of while INSIDE house significantly better than doorknob fall off while OUTSIDE.
I'm retightening all the screws.
Patches has offered no solutions.
So it does!
Never heard the term "spindle doorknob" before so I never would have found this on my own.
They're also all labeled "vintage" which extra feels right since my door predates the Cambrian Explosion.
Crowdsourcing my door fix on Tumblr dot com! Doorknob 2.0 is ordered.
At least 4,000 but we still got time
New doorknob should get here tomorrow, but in the meantime things in the notes of this post:
Several dozen stories of other people getting locked in/out of bathrooms/basements/classrooms/bedrooms/buildings. Extra shout out to the person whose classmate managed to do this twice, in rapid4reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesdweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Patches is on my keyboard
whose classmate managed to do this twice, in rapid succession, to both sides of a classroom door after being saved the first time.
Several people taking this as a sign to go tighten their doorknob screws, including someone whose knob fell off in their hands while doing this
10 or so people reading the "can't have shit in Detroit" meme to mean I live in Detroit. Sorry to confess I'm a fake Detroitite. Doxxing myself by 0.00001% more by informing the world I live in not-Detroit.
Many many people wondering why I'm not pestering my landlord about this. Truth is my landlord is way too sexy, cool, fashionable, smart, pretty, funny, and popular on Tumblr to it's me. It's me. I'm me I'm my landlord. It's my condo. Including, with immense regret, every single doorknob inside.
3 separate professional locksmiths who have reached out offering advice, which is very cool. I have burst into a virtual hardware store clutching my shit doorknob and fainted, only to be caught by three very strong and cool locksmiths rushing to my aid.
Person with a story of dogsitting a friend's Tibetan Mastiff who managed to knock the entire backdoor down. Taking inspiration from this to train Patches in battering-ram techniques, should she ever get locked inside again.
DOORKNOB
ALSO MY PAPER TOWELS
(Ran out of paper towels)
Old knob coming off.
Wretched thing. Accursed knob of woe.
Get undid
New knob reign by forceful coup. Went to great pains to PRECISELY wait Patches is escaping
Patches retrieved
Anyway GREAT care was taken to ensure both knobs are ALIGNED, EVEN, SCREWED ON, with the wait hang on
Patches retrieved again.
Anyway
DOORKNOB SCREWED ON
KNOB
Still gonna keep the emergency screwdriver in the hall for probably the next month.
In conclusion look at my cat
certified door post
That's a lot of Knobs.
Thank you to everyone who got me to 5000 likes!
What happened?
What's going on?
EXPLAIN!!!
YOU WILL EXPLAIN OR YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED!!!
Here's a question.
If Loki existed in the Cars universe, what vehicle would he be?
What would Mobius be if he wasn't already Lightning McQueen?
Would a jet ski technically exist there?
Mobius a jet ski and Loki a submarine?
Less Cars universe and more Tugs universe.
#lokius #cars #Mobius #Loki #Tugs
The Birthday Countdown so far:
It's the weekend and I'm still ill. This dodgy cough will not leave and it's very annoying. These are the art work for the Fifteen, Fourteen and Thirteen.
The theme of Halloween was accidental but considering my Birthday is on the 10th of October I think it suits.
More is on the way I've just got to work out what to do for today's (Twelfth Doctor).
That and because it's the weekend I'm going to try to fix my stories so that their at least readable.
Starting to think that giving myself a challenge on creating a piece of artwork and write a short story, on the same time, around the same timeframe was probably a stupid idea...😬
Ah well...
Hope you enjoy and I appreciate any comments.
1st October Update: I logged myself out of Tumblr oops.
BUT I MADE MORE!
28th September '24 (Twelve days)
29th September '24 (Eleven Days)
30th September '24 (Ten Days)
Now onto to today as in 9 days.
There's only one story that resonates horror with me...stay tuned.
1st October '24 (9 Days) [Finished a minute before Midnight - ugh]
Have to say there wasn't a lot to use from this episode image wise so I had to wing it.
I'm out of sync now. Oops.
Finished off the piece for Eight but I'm not happy about it...
Curses!
It looks so bad.
For 2nd October.
Sylvester and Colin are on the way tomorrow.
man I need sleep...
Like a proper big nap.
I'm so tired man...
Did I mention how tired I am yet?
I shouldn't complain. I have a week off work and my Birthday's on the Thursday. 4 day *checks computer clock* THREE DAYS LEFT!!! D:
God I hate this one...ugh. Don't look at it.
Tredecim Dies
This took way to long to make and it's mainly because I couldn't get settled on what kind of images to use.
Also doesn't help that I'm ill with a dry cough that doesn't want to shift, thanks to whoever it was that infected me. You're a git and I don't like you.
For today's countdown image I chose to do Arachnids of the UK because I have an alternative ending in mind for it.
The plan for the story is on my AO3. Will most likely be staying in so I can get rid of this ailment so I'll have time to write it up and to polish up the other short stories.
I hope you approve of this and other artworks.
13 more days of being 29...wah
Quatuordecim Dies
Quindecim dies
[The countdown is back...but with a twist.
For each day alongside each artwork will be a corresponding short story that hopefully fits. All these works will be on my AO3 account (OrinokoMcGee) and also on here so please leave feedback.
For this one I chose an epilogue to Dot and Bubble because despite us not seeing it Lindy definitely got was coming to her even if it was unfortunately not shown. I decided to remedy this fact with a twist of my own.
FYI I didn't give myself enough time to write my short story and it's a little bit patchwork but fret not because I will be beefing them up as I go on.
This story is a little bit dark in themes but our boy cried tears for you and your insufferable friends so he deserves at least something damn it!!]
Cosmic Zombie Chapter 3
So chapter 3 is finally up. If anyone wants to read it you can find it under my username on AO3.
Admiral Bones: You treat her like a lady, and she'll always bring you home.
Data: How, how do you mean, Sir? Do you mean, do you mean take her home at weekends to meet your mother?
Admiral Bones: No, I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back.
Nobody ever asked for these kind of stories
Basically I have written a third chapter to my rather daft story, Cosmic Zombie, a Doctor Who/iZombie mashup. I don't think anyone has read it yet. Then again nobody asked for a story where Ravi has been The Doctor in disguise the entire time and who when is found out kidnaps Blaine and takes him along on a intergalactic roadtrip...spacetrip?
The first chapter I wrote just to try and get my idea out.
The second chapter I wrote whilst trying to fend off an anxiety attack. It worked and I think it turned out brilliantly.
This new chapter I wrote because I bought a Bluetooth keyboard and basically it was excuse to write something. It's still not finished. There's a little bit more to do on it but I did remember to write notes so future me doesn't forget what to put down next. It's longer than the previous entries and I hope it's well received to anyone that was hoping someone would make something as ridiculous as this.
It is a little dark in this chapter and Blaine might be very OOC (borderline on Master energy).
So there's that.
Actually no that's a lie.
Started work on a Missy fic.
It's a standalone piece with my OC version of Perkins. It takes place after that scene where Missy is crying and Twelve briefly touches her hands in the most beautiful Twissy scene.
In Doctor Who we don't say I Love You, we touch hands ever so lightly and someone's crying so much that Nardole's had to put a wet floor sign down.
(Man I hope Thirteen meets up with Missy in the Big Finish world. I require Thrissy since we can't have Twissy anymore).
So yeah those Perkins art pieces I did ages ago, yeah this was what I wanted to do with it, for so long. Now I finally plucked up the courage (no excuse when you have a Bluetooth keyboard connected to a Kindle Fire is there?) and written something.
Anyone interested in these?
I know it's not Thoschei Thursday but I've finally finished off this Thrissy piece that I've tried to finish several times because I wasn't happy but it's here now to stay...probably.
There's lots of other pieces that need finishing and I have no idea when I'll be ready to complete them.
Hope you like.
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