Ori

[qqchurch]

genuinely cackled at this

(source)

[a-tiddy-ninja]

[mlembug]

youtube's automated recommendation system outing you as egg

[orionette]

If heart breaks had a sound, the city would never sleep.

[hugmeonce]

i want a girl to be so obsessed with me that every time she sees me all she wants to do is make out

[orionette]

Funny phrases you say after a sentence:

"Many such cases."

"As a treat."

"As one does."

"What's up with that?"

"Because one just wasn't enough."

[30awg-catgirl]

the should make a glasses that are comfy to wear while cuddling a girl

no i will not wear contacts i am firmly a glasses girl

[orionette]

I should write a song and call it "F4F Kuudere Mommy ASMR". So that people say "I love listening to F4F Kuudere Mommy ASMR, it's my favorite."

[orionette]

What is better, to be born gay, or to overcome your straightness through great effort?

[kneel-before-hades-666]

Angel on my shoulder: "I can fix her"

Devil on the other: "Make her worse. Own her. Fuck her brains out. Leave cum in every hole."

Angel: "Nevermind what I said that sounds hot as fuck"

[rengarenga]

[orionette]

I wish I had horns sometimes. I want someone to grab em and lead me around with them. A woman to just grab em and force kiss me and stuff. Also headbutts would do double damage.

[orionette]

If I was a puppy girl, I'd have to be a mutt because I'm mixed.

[moonsinkfoxgirl]

「Oniichan wa...」 by 八代 涼 (pixiv, twitter), translation by me

[oyamamahiron]

Here chat, i give to you all... this silly gif i made!