DND Shenanigans

A bit of tomfoolery and a dash of dick heads

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meows sensually

Really.

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I can't remember the last time I saw stars.

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"No hate like Christian love"

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MY BOY SCOUT TROOP HAS REVOKED MY CAMPING MERIT BADGE TWICE NOW. ITS THIS ONE LEADER WHO IS INSISTENT ON BEING A PAIN IN MY ASS CAUSE SHE IS ONE OF THE FEW PEOPLE IN THE TROOP WHO KNOW I'M QUEER. I WOULD LIKE TO THINK ITS OTHER STUFF BUT HER SON LITTERALY TELLS ME THATS WHY. SHE TALKS ABOUT ME AT HER OWN HOUSE. I CAN'T.

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My grandparents, are a mixed bag. I should hate them. They have to be the most horrible people(in my opinion) on the planet. Yet I can't bring myself to hate them. I love them. And thats part of the reason I haven't come out yet. They are the sweetest people when around me and others. But I've seen the bigotry and the racism. But I want to enjoy my time with them without having them hate me. I'm a mess.

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Every day society proves to me that Ultron was right.

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Bacon, Bacon, Bacon

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I'm going to kill someone today. As most if you know it is pride month(Yippee). But w8th pride month comes a war. You see, June is mens mental health month too. So you would think that it could be both righ? WRONG! No matter how hard the LGBTQIA+ community tries to get that point across the bigots try to frame it as us trying to get rid of mens mental health awareness. Not to mention those ones that can't imagine a man and a man with each other and saying that its als9 all women who want to get rid of it too. Now I won't gloss over the ract that MMHM is less paid attention too and we need to give it a little more attention but still. It aggrivates me that people with find any way possible to hate on queer people.

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Someone get a tissue I need to wipe up my tears after this CBS sunday morning segment about Cyndi Lauper.

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"Man or Bear" "Woman or Tiger"

There are normally two responses to this

1:Bear/Tiger

2:Man/Woman

How about, and hear me out here, we all don't attack each other about our anwsers. But the problem is that we can't. Or if we don't, we are making fantasies about some random person we don't know named "Peepz" making them switch to bear which in turn gets them hate and people start looking into them realizing that they are trans and start sending death threats and transphobic messages in return chasing them off the fucking app. I choose bear btw.

Happy fucking pride month y'all.

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So many incels help.

[emeraldwhale]

while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade

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who is laios

[the-human-sharpie]

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Elf child?

At a young age Iverna's village was raided by orcs. She watched her family die infront of her and was left for the streets of Neverwinter. As she grew older she became engaged to a human and became with child, but when the human found out, he left without a trace of where he went leaving Iverna with a child and no place to call home. Iverna took her child and went off on her own making a new life in the sword valley in-between the border mountains. One day while living in the house she built orcs once again attacked. She managed to fend them off but soon realized she was surrounded by orc villages. She set out on a mission to destroy all the villages of scum that surrounded her. She became feared. So feared that the orcs put a bounty on her head. On day while she was out on a purge her house was visited by 4 adventures. A goblin, a elf, a Goliath, and a human. They asked the child that resided in the house where Iverna was. The child told them and joined them sneakily to find her mother. Iverna standing on top of a hill many orcs laying at her feet, sees these adventures before she is knocked out completely by a blur. That last thing she remembered was sliding down a hill before waking in her house around the elf, human, and goblin. She was questioned before the party turned away. She took that opportunity to free herself from the constraints and grab her dagger under her table. She fought for her life and once hearing a cry from outside rushed out. There on the ground lied her child, a sword through his chest. She was furious. But hmshe failed to avenge her child. She was knocked out, captured, and turned into the guards at lelion. But as she saw the adventures walk out with their money she vowed to bring them down any way possible.

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Why

Sus

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Let me tell you thy tale of Walter. When Walter was born into the world immediately knew what he wanted to do. He wanted to sell, Sell, SELL! So when he was old enough he opened his first magic items shop called "Walter's Wizard Wants". He knew his shop was a scam and that he had a 50% of getting any magic items for his shop. Until on day some adventurers finally came in. At first he thought they would find nothing of use then leave. But then the human finally picked something up. A wand. The human asked to test it and Walter quickly found out that it was legit magic when a lightning bolt flew from the wand. He bought it along with some other items then left. Immediately Walter found a wizard to go through his things and tell him what was magic or not. He then found out he had quite the stock of magic items. After the wizard came he rebranded to "Walt's Wizarding World" and people came flocking from all over. Then something happened. While testing out a wand for his customer it killed the customer in the process! Not knowing what to do he quickly hid the body in the back shed along with a chest of treasure he found and his best stock of weaponry. Then one day those same adventures came back. They once again browsed around the shop for items. Then a man apart of the adventureers told walter that the wizard that told him about the magic was lying and that alot of the items were not magic at all. He believed that man and let the group buy everything and walk out again. Later that night while with his wife he heard a distinct "Meow" come from downstairs in his own house. He went to go check it out and was knocked unconscious. Not long later he wakes up being carried by something through the rooftops but when he trys to wriggle out of its grasp "CHOMP". And he perishes. His body is found the next morning mutilated.

Also his wife was slept with by the same man who told him the wizard lied and the guards think he committed a crime and a vigilante delt with him. Also his tresure and best weaponry were stolen from his shop so his family gets nothing from his will.

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I don't post normally like at all but I need to say something. Queer people do NOT need to act like the opposite of their sex to be queer. I recently cut out a person in my life because when I brought up the fact that I was gay and then was told by them that I wasn't "feminine" enough. I don't know what sick fucks think that you have to act like that to be queer but I just felt the need to address this.

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So we all make fun of the sensibilities of people in Victorian England for having women cover their ankles lest they be accused of being a harlot

Yet in the year of our Lord, 2024, people are blurring their feet in photos for fear of being used by the imaginary and eternal foot pervert who lurks behind every computer screen.

So, I ask you, who is the real fool here?

[gauntletqueen]

no it's so they can sell feet pics. if they don't blur their feet in regular content then why would anyone buy the photos

[oddjoblin]

If I was so inclined I'm sure I could find pictures of bare feet relatively easily, as I can any other part of the human anatomy. I would not be waiting for the off chance that a content creator decides to sell their feet pictures.

The market is a false one, demand is through the floor. It is purely fear which drives the censoring of the limbs we stand upon. Fear of missing out on imaginary compensation. Fear of the false pervert. It is a problem founded on LIES.

[gauntletqueen]

For people like you and me, who aren't attracted to feet it seems that simple but from what I understand, they put value on the feet of particular individuals. They don't just wanna look at any random feet, that's why there's a whole website for rating celebrity feet. If you have a big enough presence, you can make money off your feet.

[oddjoblin]

I see, so its not just the mere presence of feet but the prestige of the foot that matters, much like how a Pokémon card is worth more than the cardboard it is printed on due to the type of print.

And like the card enthusiast so do these collectors seek out rare and unique feet, rating them much like the auctioneer does to grade the quality and rarity of the Pokémon card in question.

Much to think about.

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