sharpie

she/they | 22 | 🇺🇸🇳🇿 | mechanical engineer (in the works) | some art yeah (rarely)

[emeraldwhale]

while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade

[emeraldwhale]

who is laios

[the-human-sharpie]

[yellbug]

please please please be aware that if you and your friends get addicted to saying YIPPEEE like fortnite und cola yippee it will have an intoxicating effect and you might accidentally say it in a really important business meeting to a bunch of men you don't know

[bronzeplates]

Damn you can make new pages on here? im learning so much.

Anyway i also did the AO3 fic: Here

Or here \/

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

God i love organization

[bronzeplates]

a doodle while i work on the next pages

[bronzeplates]

a non-canon mini comic for fun

just to reiterate, this is NOT canon to the comic. or to either movie probably lol.

just love the idea that the reason simon didn't listen to the written stuff was because it sucked to read (and not, like, either defiance or a purposeful disregard for the sake of survival)

i feel like you can tell through how little i fuck with grace's glasses in the usual comic that i wear glasses IRL. if my glasses aren't perfectly aligned on my face i am SHOVING them back in place. ryan gosling obviously does not wear glasses regularly

[eddyneedssleep]

I find it so funny that people are shocked and freaking out that Mark knows about the bloodymary ship as if he wasn't saying shit like this on this very site back in 2015

[dynamaxed]

hi! carey means needs help still - he's the voice actor for frylock in aqua teen hunger force! adult swim screwed him badly and pays no residuals and barely paid him during the show's run. he has heart failure and survives on con earnings, plushie sales, and donations while waiting for disability to get back to him. posts used to make the rounds for him, but haven't in a while, so i wanted to make a new post!

if you'd rather buy a plushie - here's the shop he and his wife run!

[firecrystals]

update: CAREY MEANS AND HIS WIFE ARE HOMELESS AS OF A FEW DAYS AGO

his wife also been in an accident and has been down and out due to illness and injury

ppal + gfm + site shop

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[thetruerarkher]

[lesphian]

dan misunderstanding a question and accidentally telling everyone he has pots when he has orthostatic hypertension: “yes now all the phannies will know I love and support those with pots I am doing my job well”

this is how “rumors” start

[rainforestgeek]

It's orthostatic hypotension, I think he just misspeaks and says hypertension sometimes. Since he faints and his BP drops, it's definitely hypotension

[lesphian]

doing my part to spread misinformation. phil would be proud.

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[sand-owl-howell-deactivated2018]

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

Fic Recs Be Upon Ye

[one-billion-marbles]

woe, another scenematch be upon ye (much lower effort I fear)

rambles about it below:

I honestly don't know what the theoretical context of this scene would be. I just heard Simon say 'red' and went..........mmmm....petrova line.....

I feel like I could workshop this more and come out with a better version but I truly can't be bothered rn. I WILL say, that clip of the planet going red has so much bloodymary potential as a shot of AT-5, I'm surprised I haven't seen it used before!

Also fun fact, I did all the foley for this myself. I edited out the music but I didn't like how that meant you couldn't hear any clicks or machinery so I just....recorded my own

[grimace-growler]

[kaelaroden]

All the love for the ao3 authors who gave Simon and Grace a chance to wear Eridians jewellery

+Simon under Adrian control in order to make the best mate jewellery

…so cute 💕

[depsidase]

[nvexe]

my pronouns are she/her bc I'll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)