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Cosmic Funnies
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Sweet Seals For You, Always

JBB: An Artblog!
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

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@orthodux
someone: youre a positive, nice person!
me, pulling out my own receipts: actually,
The Amazing Giant Marionettes created by French street theatre company Royal De Luxe in Montreal, Canada.
What do angels actually look like per the bible?
Well, according to Ezekiel 1 they might look something like this…
According to Daniel 10 something like this…
According to Isaiah 6…
In Ezekiel 10…
Again in Ezekiel 10…
Basically, when the people writing Scripture tried to describe what they saw when they saw an angel… they run into the end of their imagination… they can never quite seem to fully explain it because they had trouble even comprehending what they saw, let alone being able to describe it to someone else.
Yeah, that’s usually how people responded to seeing them in the Bible…
There’s a good reason why angels’ standard greeting is ‘Do not be afraid’.
I used to listen to this radio show and one thing I remember because it was so funny was a Christmas special where an angel showed up to tell the shepherds about the birth of Christ. The conversations went:
Angel: “FEAR NOT.”
Shepherds: *screaming*
Angel: “I SAID FEAR NOT.”
Shepherds: *screaming LOUDER*
Angel: “WHAT PART OF FEAR NOT ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING?”
So demons are fallen angels but they don’t look scary because they’re fallen, that’s just what all angels look like…
Maybe that’s why so many Christians see visions of Saints or the Virgin Mary instead…like Jesus is all…no, no see being human made me realize sending Angels might not be the best idea. I don’t know if humans can handle this. So I’m gonna just send mom
@fem-deanwinchester
I’M GONNA JUST SEND MOM
God: The humans are scared.
Mary: Fine. I’m on it.
Jesus: It’s either Mom or the thousand eyed flaming wheel, Dad, do you really think the humans are gonna be chill with that when they’re terrified of spiders already?
God: Hey now, some of those spiders eat birds.
Jesus: …Dad…
God: …To be fair, Australian wildlife was my dark creation phase.
Australian wildlife was my dark creation phase
This is my new favorite post
I love this 100% religious educational post
This is so funny!
Angels are pure spiritual beings, they are invisible by nature. They take a visible appereance when they manifest themselves to humans. None of them has taken the form of a baby, though. *Looks daggers towards the Baroque painters*
THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE
A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen
if jesus is so good how come there isn’t a jesus 2
isnt waiting for jesus 2 a huge thing in christianity
You don’t fuck with the tray master
HOLY SHIT
This is what the Exotic Weapon Proficiency feat looks like in real life.
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It (2017) dir. Andy Muschietti
“Georgie catches boat” Opening Gag Scene
Disney Hero-Villain Faceswaps
I cannot express The emotional and physical pain I am in
internet why
The scene of a murder.
Someone just got banished to the Shadow Realm
:’(
Y'all better wake up and tell me why this infused with the most swag of the century.
Bruh this is TOO ICY lol. Them boys just stared at the crowd afterwards like “pick ya faces up”
DOODLEBOPS OMFG
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