torturing my homunculus

emumeikopilled yurimaxxer emumeiko11.straw.page

[orthoeatspaperclips1]

new pinned post cause i got nuked

hi call me ortho/mene i use it/he and i love emumeiko. robot/fictionkin of ortho from twst and selfshipper with emu from pjsk and idia and lilia from twst. idgaf if f/o or kin doubles interact

i love horses talk to me about horses 🌸🌸🌸 i also play umamusume now and i love tamamo cross (that’s my son)

i am a minor so don’t be weird

tags: ask.zip - asks ortho.txt - textposts untitled.jpeg - art emuposting - self-explanatory. i talk about emu moremoreposting - also self-explanatory. tag for posts about mmj

i like emumeiko emurui mizuemu kanarui akiemu minoshizu lukarui nenehaneminohona(my stupid polycule) and shizushiho. mmj is my favorite group

i genuinely hate rui/nene and shiho/tsukasa so i probably wont follow u back or interact much if you post about it a lot sorry. i won’t block you over it though

antis dni pls idgaf what anyone does with fictional characters but i don't want to be friends with someone who thinks harassing people over fiction is ok

my pjsk id (en) is 466449681828855811

that's it thank u for reading

[pacificnorthwestcore]

(Source) August 2nd, 2026.

The Confederated Tribes of Warm Springs Wildfire Recovery Fund

[jumpsandbumps]

Magpie on a horse

[magpiedetector]

@horsedetector

[horsedetector]

Horse detected!

[horse-colorimetry]

Seal brown - E/_ A/_

[tilthat]

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

[beggars-opera]

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

[ti-bae-rius]

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

[ti-bae-rius]

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

[forcekenobi]

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

[forcekenobi]

sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA

[hyperchaotix]

[icarus-suraki]

[kragehund-est]

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

[bandalbitch]

im sorry that was a bad joke. i can kill myself if you want

[afloweroutofstone]

I saw that picture of Joe Biden finding two coins on the ground again today. His face in it is so haunting man I have no idea what emotion he’s experiencing

Just pure rapture

[mr-ribbit]

what now, son? what are you going to do now? im here to tell you that ive taken your tokens. i have both of your tokens, boy, and you know where im going to take them? two words: skee ball. you don’t even know how powerful i am, you don’t even know the powers i possess with this two piece of silver. ancient magic, son. ancient magic- don’t mess with ancient magic, or you’ll get the horns. just an old phrase from back in scranton. jill get in the car

[boxheadpaint]

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

[chortlebot]

before someone screenshots this and posts it elsewhere this is me

[clawcakes]

PREV TRUTH NUKE

[mlpoutofcontext]

[mlarayoukai-archive]

[zimjaeyun-deactivated20220116]

fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore

[number1odasakufan]

opening up to someone and being vulnerable and venting to them ❌️❌️

ventposting on tumblr w/ my moots liking and spamming all of my posts ✅️✅️✅️

[json-derulo]

it sucks that the overwhelming majority of medical messaging around salt/sodium is "evil poisonous substance that you're definitely already eating way too much of," because like. you do still need it. (trust me, as a POTS-haver, I've had to completely rewire my own brain about salt.) and you need more salt when the entire northern hemisphere is hot enough to fry an egg on. ever tried sucking down the recommended 64oz of hydration per day entirely as water, only to find you're peeing constantly without any of the purported benefits of being "hydrated"? assuming you don't have another medical condition that causes frequent urination, your body probably needed more salt/electrolytes to be able to hold onto that water and make use of it. if there was ever a time to keep a sports drink/pedialyte/etc within constant reach, it's when the heat index is 110°F/43°C.

[okavara]

[ps2boogaloo]

twitter didn't deserve this one

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped