elizabeth

entirely made up of anxiety and gluten free granola

[stickynutjuice]

englands be like are you “”””””””””””””””””””schewpid””””””””””””””””””””

[saoirseronanswife]

“in this essay i will explore” memes piss me off because it implies y’all still using first person pronouns when writing academically. childish ass

[prismatic-bell]

In this essay, this writer will explore the implications of pretending that one’s own personal view is not part of one’s essay, and the inaccessibility of academia related to established custom of artificial detachment.

[shredsandpatches]

In this essay, I will demonstrate that the blanket ban on first-person pronouns in high-school and some university English classes is poorly understood and hastily adopted as a result. I will further illustrate that it is a mere substitute for explaining to inexperienced writers that excessive use of phrases like “I think” or “I believe” is unnecessary and rhetorically weakens academic writing, and that opinions expressed in an essay are already assumed to be those of the author. Finally, I will address strategies for effectively conveying that information to students, who often find it difficult to grasp.

[thepioden]

In this essay, passive voice will be used throughout in order to distance the work done from any researchers, or, in reality, kind of imply all experiments were done by magical lab gremlins and the results were simply recorded. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

in this essay, enlightenment will descend upon you without the agency of any living being. you will know things, yet know not how you know.

prepare yourself. it begins.

[vampire-ezra]

what are some good ez tweets i need a new insta bio

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

brain: u wanna be sad for no reason?

me: ……no

brain: did i hear a yes? can i get a yes???

[dayandage]

he doesn’t look a thing like jesus but go off i guess

[theshitneyspears]

Me: god please show me a sign if he’s not the one

God:

[z-nogyrop]

those “monkey brain/human brain” posts except the monkey brain is presented as the rational one

[z-nogyrop]

monkey brain: extra body hair provides warmth and producing it but then cutting it off wastes valuable nutrients

human brain: hehe leg smooth

[localdoubt-deactivated20221128]

*looking at a tiger*

monkey brain: that animal right there is a dangerous predator adapted for stalking, chasing, and quickly dispatching of creatures like us. we should find high ground to get away from it before it sees us

human brain: hehe kitty wana pet

[localdoubt-deactivated20221128]

monkey brain: the ocean is the last place we want to be right now. we’re not built to swim and we’ll likely drown within five minutes. and let’s not even get into what might want to kill us once we get into open water

human brain: wheee swimmy

[onlytwitterpics]

[rcktpwr]

power move: buying out the Gucci store and pronouncing it “gucky” the whole time

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Shoutout to all the forgettable but nice enough girlfriends/boyfriends in romantic comedies who had their marriages CANCELED and had to deal with emotional recovery after assumed months of planning because some former flame or old friend who does quirky shit like collecting their Snapple fact lids came back into their fiancé’s life for two days

[shrekyourself]

[monkeywiki]

jim carrey grinch was chaotic neutral but mike myer’s cat in the hat was just straight up chaotic evil

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

The holy grail of searching through academic literature is coming across a string of publications that are like:

Here’s An Idea. Smith et al. 2016

Terrible Idea; a comment on Smith et al. 2016. Johnson 2016.

You’re Wrong Too; a response to Johnson 2016. Nelson 2016.

Guys Just Stop Fighting, None Of Us Know What’s Going On; a Review of the Current Literature. McBrien 2017.

[zinjanthropusboisei]

Not even an exaggeration.

[pukicho]

*me inhaling pure Neon into my body by sucking it out of an ‘open’ sign at a store: “HHhhhhhhhhH”

[axophyllic]

wtf

[pukicho]

I felt I was pretty clear

[bysaestyl]

my cat, for no goddamn reason at all except that he’s a cat and he can do whatever the fuck he wants: what if i just run at this wall, do a sick kickflip, scare myself with the sound it makes, and then proceed to run over your sleeping body? would that be fucked up or what

[memewhore]

[ruinedchildhood]

[kookiechimchimtrash]

[dyrus]

IS THAT A SHARK?

[les-etoilles]

[furrama]

[ghost-coven-deactivated20240127]

if you watch any video today it needs to be this one

[sleepy-bookworm]

I LOVE THIS NEWSCAST AND IM NOT EVEN FROM AUSTRALIA.

[frederick-the-great]

#like that little cage is gonna help ya

[pipistrellus]

Theyre so. Honest