summary: you getting gangbanged by 2 lohens while they're busy competing over who can make you feel better. good luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tags: drabble, nsfw
to be honest, i wasn't planning on writing a 2!lohen fic after my abyss!lohen x reader x lohen one... but then someone decided to surprise me with gorgeous art on my strawpage... sooo... this fic is my revenge. <3
Even before you opened your eyes, you knew something was wrong.
It wasn't exactly difficult to figure out, considering you woke to two pairs of hands roaming over your body. Besides, you'd gone to sleep completely alone tonight — and, last time you checked, you only had one boyfriend.
"Oh, there is my sleeping beauty," Lohen murmured, cupping your cheek before pulling you into a lingering, wet kiss from your left, all before you had the chance to process what was happening.
At the very same moment, someone on your right slipped their hands beneath your shirt, making you gasp.
"W-What... what the fuck?" You pulled away from Lohen at once, twisting around in alarm.
Only to come face-to-face with... another Lohen. What the fuck?
"What? You don't like it?" the second version of your boyfriend teased, stealing another kiss that drew a startled little sound from you. He smiled against your lips. "Don't tell me you've never, not even once, wished you had two of me. Don't play so innocent now."
"But... but... what the fuck is happening? I—"
"Shhh." The Lohen on your right silenced you with a quick peck to your lips. "Don't ask silly questions."
He hooked his fingers beneath the waistband of your panties, stretching the elastic away from your hips. You let out a startled yelp as he released it, the sharp snap leaving a stinging warmth across your skin.
"Just relax..." he murmured with a grin. "Take us and enjoy us properly, hm?"
Only minutes had passed since you'd woken up, yet you already felt utterly overwhelmed. They didn't even give you the chance to answer before the Lohen on your left latched onto your neck, his fingers pinching your nipple, while the other slipped his hand back between your thighs, pulling your face toward his as though he intended to swallow every sound you made.
"Still so sleepy, hm, bun?" Lohen chuckled, amusement dripping from his voice as his fingers continued their work between your thighs. He leaned in to steal a quick peck from your lips. "You're so confused you barely have any idea what's going on. So cuuuute."
A soft moan escaped you as the other Lohen ground his erection against your ass, never letting up on the slow, wet kisses trailing along your neck. Before long, they turned into bruising hickeys and playful bites. You were completely overwhelmed — but damn it, there was something intoxicating about being doted on by both of them at once.
Your back arched helplessly when Lohen's fingers began moving even faster than before, while another hand relentlessly toyed with your nipples as though tomorrow would never come. You could already feel your orgasm creeping closer, which was... unbelievably frustrating. Then again, it wasn't exactly your fault your pleasure had been doubled, was it?
"They're close," Lohen murmured to the other Lohen. "I want them to come on my cock. Stop fingering them."
"No fucking way you're going first, you fucking coward," the other Lohen muttered, already unfastening his pants as if his life depended on it.
"What? You really think you can make them feel better?" he laughed. "They're practically trembling in my arms."
He gave your nipple another sharp pinch, drawing a loud moan from you, while his free hand pulled his hardened cock from his pants. A quiet sigh escaped him against your shoulder as he wrapped his hand around himself, letting the tip catch against your panties.
"Yeah, because I'm fingering them so fucking well, idiot." Lohen's grin only widened as he slid his cock beneath the waistband of your underwear, lazily stroking himself between the thin fabric and your warm skin. He groaned into your mouth, finally withdrawing his fingers from your needy cunt before gripping your hip instead. "They deserve the best, hm?"
You could feel two cocks brushing against your cunt from either side, making your thighs instinctively squeeze together. Still flustered, confused, and barely awake, you had no idea what to do to make them stop competing with each other and finally fuck you. Biting down on your lip, you reached up, grabbed both of them firmly by the hair, and pulled them in close to you.
You caught one Lohen's lips in a deep kiss, your tongue coaxing his mouth open while forcing the other to watch. Then you turned to the second and kissed him just the same. When you pulled back, you grabbed both of them by the front of their shirts and tugged them firmly toward you.
For a brief moment, they looked at you in confusion. Then, almost at the same time, realization dawned on both of them.
They laughed, shaking their heads, before leaning in and capturing each other's lips in an slow, but so fucking intense kiss right in front of you. You could only stare as they grew more and more carried away by their own little performance, kissing loudly and messily, as though they had forgotten you were even there for a moment.
When they finally separated, a thin strand of saliva stretched between their lips. Your eyes lingered on it, an almost embarrassing hunger flashing across your face.
The look didn't escape either of them.
Unable to leave you wanting any longer, they peeled away the last of your underwear, exchanging a brief, knowing glance before turning back to you. The ravenous hunger in their eyes was almost feral, the kind you could only ever expect from a wild beast.
"Awhh, sorry for neglecting you, bun," the Lohen on your right murmured, cupping your cheek as his thumb lazily traced your skin.
Your eyes flew open as you suddenly felt two tips brush against your cunt from either side. "How about taking both of us at the same time~? ♡"
ending it on cliffhanger so i can have my revenge. sorry~
summary — sure, lohen could hold down his poisons like no one's business, but the same sentiment didn't exactly apply to alcohol...
themes — drunk!lohen, chai's take on lightweight!lohen, librarian!reader, established relationship, fluff and humor, drunk kissing
WC: 838
You knew that Lohen avoided alcohol like it was the plague itself, but you also knew that your headstrong boyfriend could never say no to a challenge.
“Ugh,” he groaned, stumbling over his own feet as he clung to your shoulders. “Bun, I can’t fuckin’ see straight. I hate this.”
You smiled, hugging your arm around his waist. As you led him through the streets of nighttime Mondstadt, his steel-toed boots clinking in sporadic, unpredictable patterns, you laughed through your closed lips.
“Maybe you should have just said no,” you murmured.
“No way,” he slurred. “And let ‘im think I’m a fuckin’ bitch? While my girlfriend’s watchin’?” He hiccuped. “Hell no!”
“Okay,” you laughed, “but you only managed to get through one tankard.”
“S’better than none,” he grumbled. “You’re still—hic!—proud of me, aren’ you?”
“I am,” you answered with a knowing smile. “You did a really good job holding down that one tankard, Lohen.”
“Fuck yeah, I did.” His eyes found yours, his face saturated with a boozy, red color. It was almost as red as his eyes, which seemed to roll down the length of your body as he stumbled along beside you. You paid half of your attention to him, and the other half on making sure you didn’t both go plummeting into the cobblestone road.
“Have you always been this sexy?” he blurted, practically tripping over his words as he did. “I don’t remember there being two of you.”
“Seeing my twin, are you? And yes, I’ve always been this sexy.”
“Your twin’s hot,” he slurred. “Just like you. Hey, I really wanna make out with you, Bun.”
Your cheeks flushed with warmth. Smiling still, you said, “We can do that when we get home.”
“Can I—hic!—can I make out with both of you?”
You leaned your head back and laughed. Lohen started laughing too, but when you caught his eyes again, he dug his teeth into his smirking lower lip.
“There’s three of you now,” he purred. “I wanna kiss every single one.”
“Good luck with that, Lohen.”
“Thank you.”
You reached into your pocket, withdrawing your set of house keys. Right as you went to unlock the door, Lohen leaned over, making kissing noises as he tried for one of your triplet doppelgängers. He let out a confused sound when his lips connected with the air, but when you ushered him into the darkness of your home, he went right back to trying.
“Mm,” he said when his lips connected with your cheek. “There’s my Bun.”
You giggled when he put his teeth to your cheek, giving you the graze of a bite. His arms wrapped around you, along with the smell of Dandelion Wine and his woodsy cologne. He nibbled at you like an excited bunny, licking you with his tongue and rolling the fat of your cheek between his teeth, letting out a satisfied moan all the while. It was ticklish more than it was painful, filling your living room with the sound of your own laughter.
“Can we make out?” he slurred.
“Why are you asking?” you laughed. “You act like we haven’t ever made out before.”
“I’ve made out with you,” he said, “but not your two sisters.”
“You wanna make out with me or my sisters?”
“With you,” he clarified, “but I’m worried I might miss.”
With a grin so big it hurt, you clapped your hands around his cheeks. Bringing his scarlet-colored face to yours, you pressed your noses together with a cheeky giggle.
“It wouldn’t do well for you to miss, Vice Captain. What would the rest of the ranged company think?”
“I don’t think I’ll miss now,” he slurred. “You better be ready, ‘cause I’mma—hic!—I’mma kiss you, library girl.”
With a loud, unrestrained moan, he went diving right into your face, his tongue pressing flat against your closed lips. When you laughed, he slotted his mouth against yours, giving you a taste of that tankard of wine he had failed to tolerate. In between wet, sloppy kisses, he moaned, “You taste so good.” Another kiss. “Taste better’n alcohol.”
It was a low bar, but you’d allow it. He kissed you so hard, you were slowly stepping backwards, your tongue gliding across his as you lifted your hands to his face. You felt the couch against the back of your legs, and then with a soft thump, you and Lohen went falling into it.
“Mm, Bun,” he moaned. “Your sisters are watchin’ us make out.”
You laughed into his hot mouth, your ears burning with warmth. When he gave you a chance to breathe, you jokingly said, “You’re really focused on other women right now?”
“Huh? Nooo,” he drawled. “I mean, they do look like you, so…I guess I’m a little distracted.”
Before you could answer, he leaned back down, taking your lips between his once again. Threading your fingers through his hair, you smiled.
Sure, Lohen was a lightweight through and through, but you could get used to this flavor on him.
a/n: hehehe i've seen people talk about whether they think lohen is a lightweight or not, and i am here to share my hc that i think he IS xD hope you enjoyed this silly little drabble!
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Experiment Failed…Successfully? (Chimera Caretaker! Reader x Phainon)
Word count: 588
Taglist: @milkhalo
Notes: gn! Reader, Phainon drinking weird shit (normal activities), mentions of Anaxagoras and Aglaea, fluff, trynna get out of writers block, swearing i think I forgot
Dividers: @melodiesirae
“Fig Stew, come and eat!”
The garden couldn’t have been any more peaceful. The sun device blanketed Okhema in golden light, a perfect day to take the chimera’s out to play in the city. You placed down the bowl as Fig Stew ran towards you, excited to finally eat after playing for so long. The content silence however, was broken as Professor Anaxagoras burst into the garden, holding a white chimera by the tail.
“Take it, and don’t return it.” Was the only thing he said as he tossed the poor creature to you, leaving in a rush.
You set down the chimera, taking a good look at the new guest. The chimera stared at you like it knew you, circling around your leg.
“I wonder what you did to annoy the professor..” you picked him up, making your way over to the other chimeras, “Everyone, you have a new friend!”
The chimeras chirped up at the sound of a new friend, and they made their way over to you as you set him down. They seemed to get along quite well, already jumping around and chasing each other.
You let them play for a few hours, and before you knew it, it was already sunset. The chimera’s slowly began to tire, the chaos finally coming to an end. One by one, they all made their way back to their nests and let sleep overcome them.
All but one.
The new chimera, who you’ve decided to call Blueberry because of its bright blue eyes, was still wide awake.
“C’mon buddy, time to sleep.”
It whined at you, like it knew you were going to leave him. He sat by your leg, making the cutest eyes known to man.
“Hey, that's cheating!”
You were contemplating on taking it home, like, who could resist such eyes!
“Fine, you can come with me, but only this time.”
Blueberry jumped up in joy, already trotting over to the gate. You definitely had to ask Anaxagoras where he found this fella. As you walked, you realized Phainon never showed up today, despite his streak of always annoying the heck out of you.
‘Seems like Lady Aglaea finally put a leash on him..’
Throughout the walk home, Blueberry walked in front of you, like he was trying to defend you from anything that dared cross paths with you guys. If he was trying to give you cuteness aggression, you feared it may be working.
When you arrived at your apartment, he instantly ran inside, jumping onto the couch in joy. How could something so small have so much energy..
“Listen, if you're gonna sleep here, you’ll sleep on the couch. And do not touch anything.”
Clearly, he didn't hear it, and made a beeline for your bedroom. This was gonna be a long night.
Surprisingly, he fell asleep the second he made himself comfortable on your bed.
‘Seems like that infinite energy wasn’t so infinite after all..’
You joined him on the bed, falling asleep without much trouble.
Later into the night, Blueberry had woken up, but it was Blueberry anymore. Phainon sat up, realizing the potions effects were finally over. He looked around and saw you asleep next on the other side, finally remembering what happened. He didn’t need to think about it, instantly lying down and cuddling beside you. If this is what drinking weird, shitty tasting potions did, he’d gladly do it again.
And once you woke up, you were never gonna accept anything from Anaxagoras without checking it for signs of Phainon.
cw established relationship , biting , a liiiiiittle bit of blood , finger sucking , penetration (briefly mentioned) , dry humping (briefly mentioned) , i think this is gn!reader ? idk im too sleep deprived to check , lowkey a freak4freak relationship #hellyeah ; not proof read ouuuuu this is bad
lohen is a biter . at first he didn't even do it consciously, it just came to him naturally as he was fucking you, so overwhelmed by how you felt around him, how much he loves you, he was overcame with the urge to bite down on your shoulder and just ,, did it. and your reaction only convinced him to do it again, with the way you gasped in surprise and clenched tighter around his cock.
sometimes it isn't even sexual, he just gets a little too much cuteness aggression from you existing, and the easiest way for lohen to express it is by wrapping his arms around you, smothering you in kisses and leave a few bites here and there on your neck and shoulders.
truthfully , he might be starting to develop an addiction to how your skin feels under his teeth, and all your cute reactions every time he bites. he's memorized all your sensitive spots, how hard you like him to bite, and how much is too much — all learnt because you were willing to just sit on his lap for a whole afternoon , lazily dry humping him as you let him experiment on your skin to his heart's content.
on one occasion, lohen ends up breaking your skin with his sharp teeth, and he's ready to drop everything and apologize. instead, you pick some of the blood up on your index and middle finger, before lightly nudging them inside his mouth so he can taste your blood.
and that's what consolidates for lohen that he really , really does love you
He will never admit it, but seeing you hug, kiss the top of or sleep with a plushie instead of giving him attention makes something twitch in his head. He’s used to fighting for survival not fighting a mouthless plush for your affection.
He'll literally grab the plushie by its head, toss it across the room onto the couch and immediately crowd your personal space with that dangerous smirk. "It doesn't move, it doesn't talk, and it certainly can't protect you. Why are you staring at it when I'm right here?"
If you keep ignoring him for your collection, expect him to "accidentally" hide your favorite ones around the house in ridiculous places (like perched on top of high rafters or hidden inside his coat) just so you're forced to search him to get them back.
Zero jealousy because he simply hijacks your obsession. If you love it, it’s now his personality trait too. He sees it as the ultimate weapon against the boring, suffocating routine of the Cathedral.
You created a monster. He starts showing up to your place with arms full of blind boxes he bought with Church funds (claiming they were "charity donations"). He’ll sit on your floor for hours frantically opening packages to find the secret rare figures with you.
The real trouble starts when he starts getting competitive about who has the better collection. "Excuse me, why does your Chiikawa have the limited-edition sakura cloak and mine doesn't? Hand it over, I'm the Deacon, Barbatos says sharing is caring."
He gets zero jealousy toward the doll, but he gets extremely jealous of the doll's "peaceful life." He looks at how loved, safe and soft the plushie is and softly wishes he could be held by you with that same lack of fear.
He becomes deeply obsessed with the character's emotional well-being. If you leave the plushie sitting alone on a cold table, Durin will gently pick it up, wrap it in a tiny blanket he made himself, and place it right next to you so it "doesn't feel lonely."
He’ll quietly whisper to the doll when you’re not looking: "You're so lucky… she loves you so much. I promise I'll protect you so you never have to be scared like I was."
Xiao’s jealousy is painful for him because he doesn't understand why he feels it. Watching you cuddle a soft doll while he keeps his distance due to his karmic debt makes his chest ache in a way he can't explain.
If he sees you falling asleep hugging the plush, he’ll wait until you're asleep, quietly land on your balcony and gently swap the plushie out... replacing it with his own hand or just sitting close enough so you end up leaning against him instead.
If you catch him in the act, he turns bright red, clears his throat and glares at the wall. "The... object was restricting your breathing. I merely moved it away. Do not look at me like that."
Itto doesn't get jealous in a romantic way at first, he gets competitively jealous. He sees how much you hype up Chiikawa and goes, "WAIT, YOU THINK HE'S CUTER THAN THE GREAT ARATAKI ITTO?!"
To prove he’s better, he tries to out-cute the plushie. He’ll put a giant pink bow in his own hair, strike a pose and demand you rank who is more majestic.
But within three days, he completely succumbs to the brainrot. He starts carrying the plushie in his front pocket like a baby kangaroo. He takes it to ramen-eating contests, sets a tiny bowl next to his, and shouts at Shinobu when she tells him to put the doll away: "SHINOBU LEAVE HIM ALONE HE IS SLOWLY CONSUMING HIS NOODLES!"
Tighnari gets low-key annoyed when you pay more attention to a plushie than his lectures or his presence. He’ll literally reach over, pluck the plushie out of your hands, set it high up on a top shelf where you can't reach it, and cross his arms. "Now that your eyes are back on me, as I was saying..."
However, his obsession manifests in a very Tighnari way: customization.
He notices your plushie is getting worn out or dusty from travel, so he secretly takes it to his workbench. You’ll find it later wearing a tiny, perfectly tailored hand-stitched raincoat made from waterproof rainforest leaves, complete with little ear-holes. He’ll hand it back casually: "It needed adequate protection against the humidity. Don't overthink it."
Neuvillette doesn't express jealousy openly but it will literally start light-raining over Fontaine if he sees you giving endless affection to a plushie while he feels too distant as the Hydro Dragon to ask for that same warmth.
His obsession is purely lore-based and protective. He begins treating the plushie like a tiny citizen of Fontaine under his personal protection.
You’ll walk into his office and find the Iudex sitting at his grand desk, solemnly brushing the plushie’s head with a tiny comb. When he notices you, he doesn't even blush, he just looks at you with absolute gravity: "It was sitting in a drafty area. I am simply ensuring its comfort while you were away."
Kinich’s jealousy is 100% action, 0% words. He won't say a single word, but if you're hugging a giant plush while trying to talk to him, he’ll calmly reach out, yank the plushie away, drop it on the floor and pull you directly into his lap instead.
If you complain, he just rests his chin on your shoulder, holding your waist firm. "You have a real person right here. Pay attention to me."
Ajaw, on the other hand, gets SO OBSESSED WITH HATING IT that he ends up obsessed with it. Ajaw will spend all day picking fights with the plushie, screaming at it and then getting mad when the plushie "ignores him." Kinich just sighs and tapes Ajaw to the wall next to the plushie to keep him quiet.
Childe CANNOT handle you giving more affection to a piece of polyester than to him. The moment he sees you kissing a Hello Kitty plushie on the head, his eyes narrow, he chuckles and he instantly snatches it from your hands.
"Woah there, girlie/comrade. I didn't spend millions of Mora buying out that pop-up shop just for you to ignore the guy who bought it for you!"
He’ll literally start using the plushie as leverage. "If you want the super-rare Chiikawa figure I found in Snezhnaya, you have to give me three kisses right now. No? Okay, it goes back in my coat pocket."
He ends up equally obsessed because he turns buying the merch into a global Fatui treasure hunt. He literally sends Fatui agents on top-secret missions across Teyvat with official orders: "Find the limited-edition pastel plushie or don't bother coming back."
cuddling with ryland, and you banter back and forth a bit, which turns into giggly playfighting. he's leaning over you, trying to pin you under him, and you try to bat him away. somehow, your fingers end up tangled in his hair and give it a slight, mostly accidental tug.
he moans. not like he's in pain — you've heard him stub his toe enough times to know what that sounds like. no, this kind of moan is familiar for a different reason entirely. being a proud menace, you do it again, of course. he whimpers and looks at you pleadingly, eyes half-lidded through his crooked glasses. you feel something hard press against you where his hips meet your thigh.
"again? please?" he whines, and you've never been happier to oblige.