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roth• they/it• disaster rat•in my 20s• polyam• spoonie• cringe and free• just a lil guy• love my wives and girlfriend

[glamrockmike]

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

[filmphotofranz]

[malinaa]

what if we all explode

[derring-do]

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.

[melodies-stereo]

tell a trans woman you love her today. please. tell her she's wanted and loved and treasured and special. tell her every kind thing in your heart that you feel for her. tell her that she makes it all worthwhile. tell her you love her and don't ever let go. tell her before its too late. please

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

[morayofsunshine]

interview with the masquerade

[morayofsunshine]

vampire: the vampire

[hotcrossedfangs]

[shounenchild]

my favorite part of this whole thing tbh

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

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[kittykittyredcat]

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[muppet-facts]

Muppet Fact #1817

In Miss Piggy's "snout-out to the gays," she thanked the queer community for teaching her to never hold a grudge– but rather act on one, and that she should never be rude, instead her publicist should be rude for her.

Source:

"Can I Be Blunt? Miss Piggy." Out, November 9, 2011. https://www.out.com/entertainment/girlfriend/2011/11/09/can-i-be-blunt-miss-piggy

[endcrys-art]

This pride month I need every aromantic to get more annoying about being aromantic

[loveridden1999]

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

[loveridden1999]

i think abt this a lot

[radatav]

[clockoftheheart]

thank you journalism

[pronouncingitwang]

[ID: 2 screenshots of interview text. The first reads

PLAYBOY: Do you ever get tired of talking about your friendship with Matt?

AFFLECK: I understand the questions. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, they're friends, they're pals, they grew up together, isn't it great and cute? I get all kinds of questions, like, "So how's Matt?" or "What's Matt like?" And I don't know what sort of answers are expected.

Instead of saying Matt's fine and he's doing his thing, I'II be like, "Well, let me tell you about Matt. Matt can give a blow job in a way that's incredible, really special." Most of the time it's like Entertainment Tonight, and they can't air it. But then sometimes you think you're safe, but someone writes it down and it ends up being taken out of context in Out magazine.

PLAYBOY: Does Matt ever get pissed off about that?

AFFLECK: Matt gets it. We have a similar sense of humor, which I think is the main reason we're compatible as friends and in terms of writing. He always thinks it's funny. It's just a question of the rest of them.

PLAYBOY: Let's see if you've learned your lesson: What is Matt Damon really like?

AFFLECK: [Laughs] He gives a really great blow job.

The second reads

PLAYBOY: In his 1999 Playboy Interview, Affleck jokingly said of you, "He gives a really great blow job." Care to return the compliment?

DAMON: I do give great head. I definitely give a better blow job than Ben. I mean, I'm not lucky enough to be able to blow myself, but if I could, I'd never leave the house.

/end ID]

[dogpuppy]

[funny-tik-toks]

[jurassicpeanut]

No bond stronger than a disabled girl and her disabled cat