Because There's Too Much Happening At Once

I didn't even know what OSHA was until a few days ago ok I wanna get invested but I have no idea what's going on

[osha-tracker]

September 24th 2021, I, @/osha-tracker, joined the oshaverse :)

The point of this blog is to try and make a cohesive timeline of the OSHAverse because holy cow did it explode all at once. Also maybe incohesive lore??? Maybe??????

Mod: @inkblot-skyz

You can call me Tracker!! My pronouns are They/Them and I am non-binary!!!

Terfs/Homophobes/Transphobes/Racists DNI please and thank you

Just a fair warning, I'm from England so I had no idea what OSHA was until a few days ago, so I might lag behind due to timezones and stuff

[prokopetz]

DNI if you:

are man or woman

are human or beast

dwell indoors or outdoors

browse clothed or unclothed

post by day or by night

reblog on land or at sea

[catsharkie-old]

EVERYONE QUICK describe your oc story in the worst way possible

[leolaroot]

hi I'm the new OSHA guy. it's my job to stand at the bottom of ladders and kick them down if somepony I don't like tries to climb them

[osha-tracker]

Me when I forget about my OC again

[official-osha]

egg

@osha-cafeteria-worker how many eggs do you guys have

[osha-cafeteria-worker]

I mean, maybe that many? The cafeteria kind of just generates food spontaneously.

[anti-osha]

wake me up when the queen is dead

[carameloshaemployee]

She is dead. Wake up.

[carameloshaemployee]

RAISE OF HANDS WHO IN THE OSHAVERSE KILLED THE QUEEN. I AM RAISINF MY HAND.

[charlataninred]

A video essay about a weird, obscure side of tumblr except the farther into the video you get the more obvious it is they’re talking about your blog specifically

[hustlerose]

big fan of situations where nobody gets hurt 

[amishsicario]

[coked-papi-deactivated20220221]

I hate osha bro they make doing construction jobs a bitch

[dogcunt]

[the-absolute-worst]

Any construction worker that hates OSHA should actually hate their boss for giving them so little time that the only possible solution is to be unsafe.

[firlalaith]

this goes for any job, not just construction.

[belvira]

[osha-culture-is]

osha culture post

[opendirectories]

[coolfrogdad]

what would you do if we kissed under the CRT OSHA hazard 🌈 😳

[osha-stairs-department]

Probably die????????

[osha-tracker]

I am going to climb it.

[osha-stairs-department]

Maybe don’t???? I’m not exactly a mountain scaler, but I think those CRTs would fall on you and you would probably get hurt

[opendirectories]

[coolfrogdad]

what would you do if we kissed under the CRT OSHA hazard 🌈 😳

[osha-stairs-department]

Probably die????????

[osha-tracker]

I am going to climb it.

[osha--unofficial--archive]

I think all the OSHA blogs should do a killing game. Sure we'd all be SHSL Safety Officer but I think that'd make it even more interesting.

[osha--unofficial--archive]

Ok so there's like 10 or so guys and they all have a SHSL (super high school level) talent like they're really good at swimming or sewing or fixing cars or whatever. and because of that they go to a special school free of charge bc the government wants the most talented people to prosper or something. but then! the school is locked and all of the students are stuck. that's when this silly jokester called Monokuma says "you have to kill each other or you can't leave. last person or two to survive leaves free". BUT. if you kill someone it starts a court trial. and if people figure out it was you you get killed in an ironic style (eg if you were a fucking loser idiot chef youd get boiled into food). but if you trick them into accusing everyone else I'm pretty sure they all just die? and you win instantly.

[osha-tracker]

Tracker rn

[osha-tracker]

<Hello.>

They look up, placing their pen and book down. They seem...confused. Weren't they supposed to be somewhere else right now? No matter, there's someone here and it would be courteous to answer.

Oh, hello?

[the-text-doctor]

<Uhm, first off, where exactly am I? Second off, who are you?>

[osha-tracker]

I uh...

They look around, evidently confused again.

...I don't know where we are. I feel like I was supposed to be in multiple different places just now but I'm not sure...Where...Um, but I can tell you my name! I'm Tracker. Who, uh, who are you?

[osha-tracker]

<Hello.>

They look up, placing their pen and book down. They seem...confused. Weren't they supposed to be somewhere else right now? No matter, there's someone here and it would be courteous to answer.

Oh, hello?

[the-text-doctor]

OOC: OSHAVERSE BLOGS INTERACT PLZ!