the one and only

[mysillycomics]

[pissvortex]

there should be a pride flag for guys who just like to hang out

[doubleca5t]

can you define woman please

one who be shopping

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

hi waiter could I get the spaghetti I promise I’ll behave this time

[herotox20-deactivated20210706]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

hickory dickory dock…the penis fucking cock

[hornyspice]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[swurp]

sex kick

[not4u2knowbut4u2weepandwonder]

feeling evil. had a caramel macchiato and now i can cast paladin spells. #girl

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

after watching the shrek movie i politely bowed to the screen and left without a fuss.

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

liar.

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

Ok i did the shrek walk. this site sucks anyway

[turnways]

is mother fucker even an insult with the current emphasis on milfs?

I like to think that this ask was a prophetic message, sent by one of Gods very own angels

[weonsinnombre]

[impaled]

[glyphsmash]

cosmo wanda i wish the snickers dick vein was 23% more prominent on every bar

[ampervadasz]

[recklesslyinfatuated]

Some days. Not gonna lie.

[sunkenyachtclub]

A Five Guys restaurant but instead of hype shit on the walls it’s all just photocopied newspaper articles of people that went missing after eating Five Guys