Susan Bones

Susan Bones Independent. Semi-Selective. Sideblog to: Teaspoonofginger - Mun is 21+

[moretrashyrpmemes]

Flirting Memes!

Send one to…

😘 - Blow my muse a kiss

😵 - Become stunned after seeing my muse

🖐 - Slap my muse on the ass

🍸 - Buy my muse a drink at the bar

☕️ - Ask my muse out for coffee

🙃 - Tell my muse a really cheesy pick up line

😻 - Walk by my muse and go “Meow~”

😱 - “accidentally” faint in front of my muse

😜 - Do the sexy tongue thing to my muse 

🎷 - Serenade my muse

📽 - Compare my muse to a movie

🥀 - Give my muse a flower

🖌 - Paint a mural of my muse

🔆 - Be “blinded” by my muse’s looks

[rpmindthinker]

If they stand behind you, give them protection.

If they stand beside you, give them respect.

If they stand if front of you, watch their back. And if they stand against you, show them no mercy.

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[slahtizarchived]

hogwarts houses: hufflepuff, founded by Helga Hufflepuff

You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true And unafraid of toil

[slowheart]

fool me once, shame on u; fool me twice, shame on u again for taking advantage of my compassionate & forgiving nature!!!!!! how dare u

[fecitmalum]

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fecitmalum:

      “reckon your aunt is a trouble maker.                                    someone should teach her a lesson.”

                                              AMELIA SUSAN BONES.                                                                      indie & private.                                                    written by aj. sideblog to aimovoriia.

[fecitmalum]

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fecitmalum:

      “reckon your aunt is a trouble maker.                                    someone should teach her a lesson.”

                                              AMELIA SUSAN BONES.                                                                      indie & private.                                                    written by aj. sideblog to aimovoriia.

[musingmemes]

♥ “ sweet nothing’s ” meme

“ you’re a masterpiece ”

“ i could just eat you up ”

“ you’re the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen ”

“ just let me look at you ”

“ do you realize how perfect you are ? ”

“ you are a work of art ”

“ you deserve to be treated like a prince/princess ”

“ i love everything about you ”

“ you are my world ”

“ perfection… ”

“ do you believe me when i say you’re beautiful ? ”

“ i love these lips ”

“ i could stare at you all day ”

“ you are my everything ”

“ you’re an angel ”

“ you’re mine ”

“ tell me i’m yours ”

“ let me make you feel good ”

“ i want you so bad ”

“ how bad do you want me ? ”

“ don’t hide from me ”

“ let me see you ”

[anotherrpmemeblog]

Say “You’re incredibly beautiful, did you know that?” to my muse for their reaction.

[meanassmentality]

I’m a sucker for affection and someone who can’t keep their hands off of me

[i-will-make-you-howell]

Accent Challenge

[remembertheblood-blog1]

i-will-make-you-howell:

If I get 10 “accents” I’ll answer these

TUMBLR ACCENT CHALLENGE!

Your name and username.

Where you’re from.

Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.

What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?

What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?

What do you call gym shoes?

What do you call your grandparents?

What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

Choose a book and read a passage from it.

Do you think you have an accent?

Be a wizard or a vampire?

Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?

End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

[ossibusfidelis]

boredom

@accidentprcne

accidentprcneanswered:

sinday text meme | accepting

[✉️: S☠️] do you have the right number? [✉️: S☠️] this is katie [✉️: S☠️] go take a cold shower! 😂

@ossibusfidelis

[Katie] I know who it is

[Katie] I’m bored. 

[Katie] Come over. We’ll get drunk and order a pizza.

[Katie] And watch porn, probably...

[musingmemes]

nsfw / smut starters

“i want you to fuck me.”

“you’d look better with those clothes on the floor.”

“you feel so good.”

“i’ve been thinking about you all night.”

“i need you so bad.”

“take your clothes off.”

“fuck me like you hate me.”

“i need to feel you inside of me.”

“i need to be inside of you.”

“beg for it.”

“bend over.”

“get on your knees.”

“i love the way you touch me.”

“i love the way you kiss me.”

“how bad do you want me?”

“do you know how bad i want you?”

“you’re so sexy when you’re hot and bothered.”

[winemom-culture]

Me doing literally anything at all: I would be the cutest wife…..

[dillondean]

thug life? more like hug life. come here

[ossibusfidelis]

ARCHETYPE QUIZ

Take the quiz here! 

39% Caregiver

Friendly, sincere, and compassionate, the Caregiver finds their reward in helping others. No one could ask for a better best friend.

39% Advocate

The Advocate is the one everyone wants on their side. In the name of justice, they are not afraid to challenge authority or speak up for others.

22% Performer

Taking center stage comes naturally to the Performer, whether at the water cooler or in front of an audience. They are magnetic and know how to inspire.

Tagged by @accidentprcne

Tagging: @lightrfluid , @clumsyherbologist, @halfbloodedsnape and anyone else who wants to but hasn’t been tagged yet! 

[roleplayermemes]

Texting Meme:

Send me ☺ for a loving/affectionate text

Send me  ♣ for a drunk text

Send me ♥ for a sexual/naughty text

Send me !! for a threatening text

Send me ☼ for a morning text

Send me ?? for a strange/vague text

Send me ► for a text not meant for you

Send me ↕ for a scared/worried text

[ossibusfidelis]

Just Another Friday

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“Nah, I’m easy.” Katie tossed Susan her phone, assuming the girl would know how to use it. “Nothing with olives, I’ll make us some drinks.” She disappeared into the kitchen, climbing onto the counter to pull some things down from the “liquor cabinet,” returning a few moments later with a bottle of vodka and a couple of shot glasses. “…And by make us drinks, I guess I mean pour us shots. Sorry, I haven’t got any mixers.” 

[ossibusfidelis]

“I know you are,” Susan grinned. “I can read a bathroom wall as well as the next witch.”

She dialed the phone and ordered them a large pizza with extra cheese and pepperoni before leaning against the doorframe to watch Katie climb around. It was entertaining at the very least. Her statement about mixers amused Susan. She was absolutely fine with straight vodka. Always had been.

“Sweets, if I needed mixers, I would have stayed in the bar.”