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You're trembling. Are you nervous? You're so cute when you try to sound brave, my bambino. Affiliated with unionem

[slayine]

     ”An alien?” He repeats, he hears the term since that’s what humans would call extraterrestrial creatures that came from space and at times, those of the Vers name were called it because of their powers of using aldnoah, those he wonders if it’s true. Jude is truly weird, when being left with a child close to his age, he doesn’t know what to do about a spouse that’s in fact an alien. He doesn’t know how to accept this, pressing his hands against his chin as if in thought.

     ”How would I know if he’s hostile.. his hair is rather strange so maybe..” He’ll take a shot at it, literally. To see what happens as a result and report back, it’s what he’s good at. "Healing is strange and I don’t know how he does it. I don’t question him on it but he’s weird.. different, I guess." It’s not a bad thing but it’s something he needs to keep in mind, something that doesn’t die could be a problem. "He," A pause, he doesn’t know exactly what happened but, "He got a few punches in one night." He touches the side of his cheek before shaking his head.

     Now this is what’s confusing him, the fact the other states they’re just doing this as some sort of an act does make Slaine suspicious. Why would someone act like a different person? And thoughts of why would someone act like they didn’t love His Princess the way he believed them all to had been. Why people did certain things is a weird concept and yet to grasp it is nothing but confusion. "So if what you’re wearing is a costume does this mean nothing of you is real.. is your face fake as well?" It wouldn’t hurt to ask..

     Though he states sorry and Slaine doesn’t know what to say but nod, but wonder if he should be wary. “So you aren’t a prince but you act as if you are one, why would you lie to people in such a way?” He waits for an answer as he remembers what the other had said as well, "And if he doesn’t listen to me? You have to excuse me for asking for so much but I’m not but a bit concerned on many subjects so having you answer my inquiries is truly helpful."

[ostentatiousprince]

She found the overall way he spoke and mannerisms were just odd. His wording and thought process was just off from what she was used to. What poor world didn’t have things like movies and plays? She could never envision herself in a situation like that or wanted to be placed in a situation like that. Even if this new found home didn’t have arts like that, she would put them together despite lacking the experience of being a director. Only if Hori-senpai was there, he would know what to do like always.

“Yeah, an alien. If he’s healing in a rapid rate, it would make sense. We’re all sort of aliens since we’re all from different worlds…” She cupped her chin in thought, realizing something critical in this situation. “Healing may be normal for him and his world but maybe not us considering we’re all from different places… So try and not be alarmed…?” That came more out to be more of a question than a statement.

“I’m not sure how you can tell if he’s hostile or not, this is a matter of trust or not. Shooting him would just probably upset him off and make the situation worse for you. I don’t suggest that unless he makes the first attack. Maybe you’re just overreacting?” He was definitely overreacting and that was coming from someone who was known for her over-exaggerated thinking.

‘S-Seriously?!’ She didn’t think the concept of acting would be so hard to explain. She needed to be patient and understanding, which luckily she was both those things. She exhaled, her head quickly shaking side to side. “No, I’m plenty real and so is my face! Why we put on these costumes is to entertain the people watching. We play out a story with actual people and act like the characters in the story.”

“I’m not lying because my people, from my school I come from, do treat me as a prince and call me one. I’m naturally charming and a good looker who has the ability to do most things without prior experience.” Now she was just flattering herself, which she have all the room to talk. “If he doesn’t listen to you…? Maybe ask for reassignment or something. It would probably be best to get out of that situation all together.” She flicked her wrist away, dismissing the last statement. “It’s okay! I don’t mind helping.”

The realization that she didn’t even know his name dawned on her. They just hit it off as soon as he addressed her directly. “Oh, what’s your name? I’m Kashima Yuu.”

[pervism]

Hearing someone with quite an endearing voice, the male can only laugh slightly in an amused manner. From this, he speaks up, ❝Oh, well if it’s your birthday, how about you give me your apartment number and I’ll drop myself off? I’ll give you a good Halloween night, opposed to those outfits making you scream.. I will.❞

Smiley winkey face. But he JK doe.

[ostentatiousprince]

Was… Was this guy honestly trying to flirt with her? The silkiness of his voice and how he worded the whole proposal was rather… comical. With her competitive nature, she only stepped up to the plate to win. "Oh? Is that so? I’ll take you up on that offer since luckily, I don’t have anything better to do. Apartment 4.015 at 7 pm and don’t be late.”

She sort of chuckled at his last remark. "Will you really make me scream like you say you will? I would just love to see you even to make it that close to such implied... activities."

[ostentatiousprince]

"It may be the festive holiday when you dress up in cheesy costumes and score some candy from neighbors but it's also my birthday. Feel free to drop me off some gifts and some fanmail."

[slayine]

     ”So you understand that even that is weird?” He asks, staring at the other so the whole thing about Jude as a whole, as a person is truly weird. Being able to heal in a short amount of time and things like that. Magic wasn’t even real, it’s a tale that they tell children so that they can sleep nice at night. "What do you think of it, that possibly he isn’t human.." Or Martian. "Do you think he’s something I should stay away from, you act as if it’s not normal.." It’s not normal where he came from either, a shot from his gun killed people and yet the other is still walking around.

     Brow raised as the other understands that he’s actual shot the other, “I’ve shot him before but not for calling me this?” He answers. “But if shooting him again to stop him from sayi..” His words came to a halt as the other spoke once again, at how it’s a bit too extreme. “Didn’t you say a battle to the death so I’d need him to be dead, correct? Is that what you mean by backing off..?”

     He’s never had to deal with this during his time on Vers, "I’m trying to understand."

[ostentatiousprince]

“Yeah, of course I do. I mean, we’ve medical technically the best we’ve ever had but I don’t think people have the ability to heal in an instance.” She certainly had an overactive imagination, multiple ideas of extreme situations came into mind. Was he a human experimented by the government or was he even human at all? With healing in an inhuman rate, all she has ever seen that done is like video games and movies. “Maybe… He could be an alien or a government experiment that escaped! But has he shown any hostile qualities? I wouldn’t wait until he did either. And it’s not. People bleed and die if not properly treated. For them to heal is…”

A quick feature shift to a mixture of fear and alertness, her body position shifting a step back with her shoulders tense. “Why did you shoot him?! You seem a bit too trigger happy for your own good!” Crap…! She did indeed say that but she didn’t expect the situation to be THIS severe.

She shook her head rapidly, her hands flailing about to clear that idea from his mind. “N-No! WELL, YES…. I did say that but I just wasn’t myself!” It was a tad weird she jumped right into character with someone she has never spoken to until he called for her help. “Ah, well, you see… I’m the prince apart of my old school play yet I still have the costume and wearing at this very moment. Plus, the prince is this sort of guy who’s helpful for his people to receive praise and to be the best prince. But, of course, he’s not from this time period so it’s something he would say but not me. I’m sorry for obviously confusing you.”

A nervous laugh escaped her, beads of sweat forming on the back of her neck and forehead. “But, you should confront him by saying ‘I don’t appreciate you calling me such a name.’ Or something along those lines… E-Everyone has different ideals for relationships.”

[ostentatiousprince]

[ text ] *:・ﾟ✧ i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter “e” and a picture of the dark.

TO: Mikoshiba *:・ﾟ✧FROM: Kashima Y. ♔

[txt.] ah, yeah that was my bad[txt.] where we were supposed to meet originally turned into me getting lost[txt.] and hiding[txt.] i didnt think the girls would find me here[txt.] i didnt even THINK they made it here but they are[txt.] my bad we couldnt meet up last night! lets try again tonight or something

[unmeme]

TFLN meme part 10.

[ text ] He kept insisting he didn’t have my number, so I called his phone and my number came up as “yeaaaaaaaaah!” [ text ] still being hungover at 4 in the afternoon is NOT “having allergies” [ text ] Don’t drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it. [ text ] i woke up knowing i have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and i am so happy. [ text ] they gave me a bj with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself. [ text ] this is part your fault too. don’t tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong. [ text ] it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes [ text ] just put a dog collar on someone’s child… was a great hit with everyone but his mom. i think she hates me. i’m okay with that [ text ] sorry for leaving you in a dumpster last night [ text ] i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter “e” and a picture of the dark. [ text ] I’m pretty sure that’s why we have such good sex. Because we are secretly trying to kill each other. [ text ] wow, this girl is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair [ text ] i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage. [ text ] he just told me not to dance on any tables on halloween… i’m choosing to take that statement as a joke [ text ] i was so drunk, i was kissing everyone. their sexual preference was none of my concern. [ text ] This guy on the train won’t stop sniffing my hair. [ text ] FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. [ text ] Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job. [ text ] you just rubbed your face up and own my six pack cooing. equal measure of weird and hot. [ text ] this must be what jayden smith feels like all the time. [ text ] please take me off your list of people to text when you don’t want to drink by yourself. [ text ] I mean obviously i like your dick… Jury is still out on you but your dick is good [ text ] You don’t know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night [ text ] if you’re the one who put those dollar bills in my boxers last night, thank you because i just used that money to get myself a coffee

[slayine]

     OK, well he isn’t expecting to hear this but he doesn’t truly know what to expect. He stares taking in what the other spoke, thinking that he has the right idea. He’s too strung up on the whole royalty castle idea, though Slaine does live this an an every day life. Common Terran to the whole Martian Race with it’s monarchy. "I shot him once and he healed up just like that, I don’t think a duel to the death will solve anything." Then again,

     "All in all, I just want him to call me by my name and not this, ‘daddy’ ideal he has for me."

[ostentatiousprince]

Of course, she wasn't being serious. Committing murder was defined as morally wrong in these modern times and caused some quality time in the slammer. The prince on the other hand was not from that time period. She was impromptu acting and responding how she think the prince would response in such a situation. Hori-senpai just needed to build the general character for her to act according. "He healed?! In such a short rate?! What in the Devil's name! Some sort of black magic!"

It was a rare occurrence for her to break character but hearing such a statement, she just couldn't help it. "'D-Daddy?'" She didn't know WHAT to make of what she just heard. She always thought people referring to others as 'Daddy' in a sexual sense was a myth. Then she remembered the shooting thing.

"Wait, did you honestly shoot him? You don't seem to be playing around but shooting him for calling you 'Daddy'," She stood up a bit more straight, her throat catching and ending with a cough after she said the word. "is a bit extreme. Just tell him to back off or something unless he's just a joker. If he's a joker, he'll probably keep doing it to spite you." 

[ostentatiousprince]

♔ Mother and Son Bonding *:･ﾟ✧ {Davide + Kashima}

With the limited list of things she couldn’t do or have yet to try before, taking care of a child was on that list. Her job, being an actress and married were both up her alley but taking care of a child? Being an only child in a well off family, even if she had younger siblings, she wouldn’t have to take care of them. Though, judging the appearance of the child, he could probably take care of himself.

Leaning forward, her hand was cupping her chin with inspecting eyes of her new child. She would be raising this kid with her husband in their cramped two roomed apartment in this slummy, craphole of a world. But they just had to make the best of it. Her focus shifted back to what was in front of her, her ‘son.’ His style was… something. With the two different colored hair, his deathly looking horned goat of a shirt, those wristbands and oddly emblem on the choker, she silenced, unable to find the correct words to describe him without too strident of a judgment. She hummed before standing at her full length, her greens still secure on the child.

“Well… From your looks, I can conclude that we’re on probably polar opposites when it comes to taste. What did you say your name was again?” If she wanted to, she could grab the paper she had on the back of her skirt waistband. But what was the point if he was in front of her? And plus, she wouldn’t be able to get his personality by her prejudices and a name on a paper.

“I can start us off by saying I’m Kashima Yuu! And will be your mom from this moment on.” She flashed a charismatic smile. She soon brought her hand up to her face and flicked her hand in a dismissive sense. “But, of course, you don’t have to call me mom in any way. That would probably just make me feel old.”

[slayine]

     ”Low class..” Man.. you ain’t no help.

     ”How do you make someone stop.. from saying things in public.. that doesn’t need to be said or heard?”

[ostentatiousprince]

"Yes, low class. I am the prince, therefore there is no one in higher power than me other than the king or the queen. But you're neither." I am being IN CHARACTER! The one Hori-senpai wrote for me! Hello!

"That would be a simple task. Challenge him to a duel to the death! You fight with swords and act like men. If it's a woman you're facing, you must deal with her in much more delicate and refined matters..."

[slayine]

ostentatiousprince liked your post:daddy..

Help me..

[ostentatiousprince]

My people shrieking for salvation! As a prince, I will do my duties and help you low class citizen. In which way do you need my services, sir? 

[askichan]

"Hori-senpai, when you first met Kashima-kun, did you think she was a guy, even for a second?"