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I love the hagiographies that are like "St. Christopher was 12 feet tall and frost giants helped him build an abbey out of the bones of a giant pig, which were gold"

And then you Google the abbey and it's clearly just French and made of slate rock or whatever.

thegreateyeofsauron

pig giant bones turn slate and french after a few years

cryptotheism

that makes sense

talons-mcbeak

My sister sent me this photo today with zero context and I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe

silly-signs

Official silly sign

permanenteclipse

Fictional country: average fantasy

Fictional small town in the middle of nowhere in real country: par for the course in any genre

Fictional major city in real country: standard fair, but it's usually clearly based on a real city

Fictional suburb of real major city in real country: strange but I can see the application

Real major city in fictional country: Chicago can be anywhere you dream of

phlebasthebroenician

Yahoooooooooo!!!!

wcdonaldo

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

byjove

mosstopher

hang in there

proximally

sorry im still not over this even though it was like 4 hours ago. was having an issue accessing company spreadsheets on sharepoint via browser so had to get the IT guy's help and apparently the reason was because i was using duckduckgo. which the IT guy then told me was a search engine "primarily associated with the dark web" and that i should use google and google chrome. like are you kidding me

proximally

sister has suggested "primarily associated with the dark web" booty shorts

poolsofchrome

If I stretch my arms as far as they go, I can feel the edges of the sky

mortifiedpod

Mortified! Episode 211: Glower, Glower, Glower, Work (Snow White and the Huntsman)

On this episode of Mortified, @monsterfactoryfanfic and @leylses continue their trek through TwlsTeD fairy tales with the 2012 dark fantasy film "Snow White and the Huntsman!" We enjoy a heaping serving of Charlize Theron, discuss the late 00's relationship with celebrities, and break down what makes Imagery so critical to art.

Mortified! The Friendship Quest is a podcast where two long-distance friends exchange media recommendations and take a dive into things like the Artemis Fowl-to-Sasuke pipeline, making catboys mainstream with James Cameron, and occasionally invite some friends to play TTRPGs or talk about how Yugi Muto inherited male-pattern baldness from Yami Yugi.

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monsterfactoryfanfic

Cannot believe this episode was the one where we had a 20+ minute conversation about the unique power of Imagery and its relationship to art. It is a little silly to get so stuck on strong visuals overriding all the mediocre aspects of a piece. But shit, I think it’s worth reconsidering basics every now and then.