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Interviewer (from yoongi ) : What's your one wish that you want to come true ?

Yoongi : If only I could oversleep in my spare time and store it up for another day when I'm busy . I'd be great !

Interviewer :

Bts :

Army : sleep on me oppa !!

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Jin : yaahh !! Yoongi ! Stop being lazy and start working hard .

Yoongi : why should i work hard hyung ?

Jin : To become rich

Yoongi : What will i do , once i become rich ?

Jin : you can relax !!

Yoongi : Thanks hyung ! That's what I'm doing ! :)

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[ Taehyung happily jumping in dorm ]

Namjoon : what happened ?

Taehyung : yoongi hyung told me I'm as useful as two E's in ' bee ' !!

Najoon :

Yoongi : absolutely of no use but still has to be mentioned !

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Jungkook :

if your boyfriend died & his family didn't put you in his

"a bitch you worry" ...would you be mad ?

Namjoon (almost had a stroke) :

did you mean OBITUARY???

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Seokjin : What are you thinking taehyung-ah ?

Taehyung: What if ageing is a disease and Earth is a quarantined planet, and that's why aliens don't visit us?

Seokjin : I'm nOT AGEING !!!!

Jungkook ( shouting from next room) : COZ YOU'RE the alien they dumped here !

Jin : YOUHH little stinky fly !!

Taehyung (wisper) : maybe that's why they don't visit here !! : ]

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[ Taehyung wearing a shirt inside out ]

Jimin : taehyung, why are you wearing your shirt inside out ?

Taehyung : I'm keeping the whole universe warm .

Jimin : what ? How ?

Taehyung : If I wear a shirt inside out, the entire universe would be wearing it except me . So I'm keeping them warm .

Jimin :

Jimin : ( prceeds to wear his shirt inside out too ) I'll help you too my soulmate .

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[jungkook sitting in a corner feeling low]

Hobi : hey kookie ! What happened ?

Jungkook : I'm of no use hyung . I don't even wash my hands , they wash each other while all I do is stand and watch.

Hobi :

Yoongi :

Jungkook :

Yoongi : yeah ! You're probably useless and i wanna be stone .

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Jungkook : hey shortie !!

( Jimin smiles )

Jungkook (jungSHOOKED and panicked af ) : JIMIN IS SICK ! i called him shortie and he didn't shouted

MEANWHILE JIMIN : ( repeating in his brain )

When you're criticised for being short, they're really just saying the worst thing about you is that there isn't more of you.

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| Taehyung sitting besides the window lost in his thoughts |

Hoseok : I wonder what goes in his mind .

Namjoon : maybe some deep life thoughts

MEANWHILE

Taehyung's thoughts : Someone made up dinosaur sounds without ever hearing them .

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| Taehyung sulking in corner |

Jungkook : hey hyung ! What are you thinking ?

Taehyung : Yeontan understands several human words . I don't understand any of his barks . He may be smarter than me .

Jungkook :

Taehyung :

Jungkook : Bam maybe smarter than me too .

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TAEHYUNG : Ahh my body is aching soo much ! hyung give the " Mute Button " .

JIN : Give you what ??

NAMJOON : Painkiller . he meant painkiller

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Jungkook : oh com'n, ethics aren't even that important . Are they ?

Namjoon : well ethics are h~

Yoongi : Ethics is the condom of life. It's a lot more fun without it, but you know better.

Namjoon :

Jungkook : owuhh !! they ARE important .

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Sooo , that's how b'dy gifts are given by taehyung !

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Jin (serious) : i was thinking of adoption !

Namjoon : but we already have jungkook

Jin : exactly , let's have him adopted !

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Jungkook to Other members : jimin-shi again fall from chair

Hobi : omg , jimin-ah are you fine ?

Jimin (on floor) : I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.

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Namjoon : hyung you should also workout to get abs .

Yoongi (calmly) : I HAVE ABS, IT'S JUST HIDDEN UNDER MY LOVE FOR WINE