Pauline: Did you know that others are there to help you? Alyss: I know. Pauline: ... Alyss: But others usually do it wrong.
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Pauline: Did you know that others are there to help you? Alyss: I know. Pauline: ... Alyss: But others usually do it wrong.
Cassandra: I can protect myself too. Horace: I know that. Enemy: *Comes towards them* Horace: Get behind me.
Will: I'm pretty sure we should go right here. Halt: How sure? Will: ... 40 percent. Gilan: Well, that's more than last time.
Halt: Okay, lesson 1: Pay attention to your surroundings. What do you see? Will: ... A tree. Halt: Impressive, the forest is full of them.
Will: I have a plan. Halt: That worries me. Will: But this time it's a really good plan. Halt: ... Halt: I just remembered I had to help Pauline with something!
Will: Horace, be quiet. The enemy might hear us!Horace: Quiet? That's boring and dangerous. Will: For the enemy, yes! Shut up!
New drinking game: take a shot every time someone in Rangers Apprentice shrugs
and when someone raises an eyebrow
And when a Ranger horse has the last word
And when Will asks a question.
And when someone puts honey in their coffee.
LauTreaty&LesteAltman turned 1 today!
Cassandra: Who of you two is the maturest in this relationship? Will: Me, obviously! Alyss: You talk to your horse.Al
Maddie: What are those strange noises I hear at night? Alyss: Oh, that’s just Will talking to his horse like it’s a person.
Horace: "You look like you just heard a bad joke." Halt: "No, I look like I’m wondering why I ever trusted you with a sword." Horace: "Well, I’m actually very trustworthy with a sword." Halt: "Then why is the one man you weren’t supposed to kill lying on the ground?" Horace: "Because he’s… tired?"
Cassandra (dryly): "I was hoping for a quiet conversation, not a new adventure." Madelyn (chuckling): "Well, unexpected adventures just really seem to like me." Cassandra: "Well, I don’t like those unexpected adventures at all." Madelyn: "Unfortunately for you, they seem to like you just as much."
Halt: "You have a talent for trouble, Horace." Horace (shrugging): "Ah well, it keeps life interesting, doesn’t it?" Halt: "Interesting? More like terrifying."
Horace: "So… what's the plan?" Halt: "The plan is that this time, you don’t charge in without thinking." Horace (grinning): "Sounds like a challenge." Halt: "Don’t even think about it."
Alyss: "Will, you need to learn to follow the rules." Will: "Rules are meant to be ignored, just ask Halt."
Will: "I have a great idea." Alyss (suspiciously): "That's what you said that time when a bear was chasing us, and we ended up in the ditch." Will: "No, this time it's really a great idea."
Alyss: "Halt, a Ranger is supposed to be inconspicuous, right?" Halt: "What is a Ranger without stealth?" Alyss: "Then can you explain to me why Will just ran past with all of Redmont chasing him?"
