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TWISTED WONDERLAND

Omg that has been my new obsession as of late and also the new obey me chapters!! I haven’t read them yet tho I’m scared.,,,

#mari talks #ask game

All this Obey Me drama is realllly starting to take a toll on me man I just wanted too romance some hot demon babes not deal with all of this shit.

#god i hate literally every social media site at this point #and i even wrote some spicy reqs for them that i was gonna post in a few days #mari talks #obey me drama #ig ??

[MC after a bad day]

Mammon : I'm gonna steal.. ah I mean borrow thi-

MC: hisssssssss

Mammon: .............

MC: *hissing intensifies*

[Hours later]

Mammon: [shining flashlight under the bed] MC, are you ready to come out?

MC: [screeching]

Mammon: Understandable, have a nice day

#honestly me right now #obey me!#obey me shall we date #obey me incorrect quotes #mammon

[three types of boyfriends]

#1: Lucifer, Satan

MC: i'm cold :(

Demon Bro: Here, take my jacket.

#2: Mammon, Levi

MC: i'm cold :(

Demon Bro, setting stuff on fire: Not on my fucking watch.

#3: Asmo, Beel, Belphie

MC: I’m cold :(

Demon Bro: Come cuddle with me then.

#but lets be real all the bro have been all types at least once #obey me!#obey me shall we date #obey me incorrect quotes #lucifer #mammon #leviathan #satan #asmodeus #beelzebub #belphegor

MC: You know, people say that Disneyland is the happiest place on earth, but they're wrong because they've never been in Belphie’s arms.

Levi: Of course we haven't been in Belphie's arms, he's terrifying.

Asmo: One time I accidentally bumped into him in the kitchen, and he pulled out a switchblade.

#obey me!#obey me shall we date #obey me incorrect quotes #leviathan #asmodeus #belphegor

Mammon: Wow, I can't believe that it's only 80 more years until 3000

MC: [internally] At least he’s cute.

#obey me!#obey me shall we date #obey me incorrect quotes #mammon

Lucifer: I have the sharpest memory. Name one time I forgot something.

Mammon: You left me in a Devilmart parking lot like, 3 weeks ago.

Lucifer: I did that on purpose. Try again

#obey me!#obey me shall we date #obey me incorrect quotes #lucifer #mammon

Levi: You can't make everyone like you. You're not MC.

Random Demon: Not everyone likes MC, though.

Levi, Mammon and Beel in unison: Who doesn't like MC?

Random Demon: No one, I just-

Mammon: We need names.

Beel: now.

#obey me!#obey me shall we date #obey me incorrect quotes #mammon #leviathan #beelzebub

MC, Mammon, Levi and Beel: [being chased by Cerberus....again]

MC: Bro, I'm straight-up not having a good time.

#obey me!#obey me shall we date #obey me incorrect quotes #mammon #leviathan #beelzebub

MC: I'm into dark humor.

Levi: [turns off the lights]

Levi: Wanna hear a joke?

#obey me!#obey me shall we date #obey me incorrect quotes #leviathan

MC: I love knitting needles, I can make a scarf, I can make a hat, I can stab your eyes out, I can make mittens!

Mammon, sweating: What was the middle part?

MC: I can make a hat?

#obey me!#obey me shall we date #obey me incorrect quotes #mammon

Kidnapper: [holding MC as a hostage] Give us 10,000 grim and we'll give them back!!

Mammon, offended: You think they’re only worth 10,000 grim??!

Kidnapper: What?

Mammon, takes out megaphone: Make it 1B grim!!

Levi: They’re worth more than that, make it 10B grim!!

Beel and Belphie: No make it 20B grim!!

Mammon: No no I got it, make it 100B grim!!

Mammon, Levi, Beel and Belphie: [nodding at each other]

Lucifer: Can you all SHUT UP.

[Satan and Asmo shaking their heads in the background]

#obey me!#obey me shall we date #obey me incorrect quotes #lucifer #mammon #leviathan #satan #asmodeus #beelzebub #belphegor

Lucifer: We lost Mammon...again.

Asmo: Wait, I got this...

Asmo, whispers too MC: Say that *winks*

MC: Got it.

MC: MC IS A PIECE OF SHIT. THEY ARE THE WORST PERSON EVER AND I HATE THEM!!!

Mammon, marching out of the crowd: BITCH WHAT-

Satan, emerging from the book store: THE FUCK-

Beel and Belphie, storming out of a restaurant: DID YOU-

Levi, running towards them: JUST SAY?!!?!?

MC: I have made a mistake.

Asmo: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

#you can not tell asmo wouldnt do stuff like this too his brothers #obey me!#obey me shall we date #obey me incorrect quotes #lucifer #mammon #leviathan #satan #asmodeus #beelzebub #belphegor

Random Demon: You can't just-

MC: Don't worry, I have a permit [hands them permit]

Random Demon: ...

Random Demon: This is a piece of paper that says "They can do what they want" signed by Lucifer.

MC: ...

Random Demon: [looks at paper again] wait LUCIFER?!!

MC: [grins]

#obey me!#obey me shall we date #obey me incorrect quotes #lucifer

Mammon: Did you seriously choke MC?!

Belphie: Yeah, but you don't know what they said to me!!

Levi: What did they say?

Belphie: “What are you gonna do, choke me?"

Rest of the demon bros: ....

MC, laying in bed: I actually deserved that, let him be.

#obey me!#obey me shall we date #obey me incorrect quotes #lucifer #mammon #leviathan #asmodeus #satan #beelzebub #belphegor

fellulahh

Your birth month is what your fave has your name saved under on his D.D.D

January: main hoe

February: love of my life

March: her

April: bae

May: MC❤️

June: twat

July: my bitch

August: side chick

September: wifey

October: future baby mumma

November: 🍑

December: my human

otome-lover

Aww “My Human” I wonder who that is?? 🧐

#mari talks

Gavin’s drunken confession

Gavin, drunk: I like MC, they have such pretty eyes.

Gavin: I love them.

MC: ...

Gavin: Don’t tell them I said that, ok?

MC: Ok Gavin, I won’t.

#gavin #mlqc gavin #mlqc incorrect quotes #mlqc #mr love queen’s choice

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