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TWISTED WONDERLAND
Omg that has been my new obsession as of late and also the new obey me chapters!! I havenât read them yet tho Iâm scared.,,,
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@otome-lover
What have been your current interests recently??
TWISTED WONDERLAND
Omg that has been my new obsession as of late and also the new obey me chapters!! I havenât read them yet tho Iâm scared.,,,
All this Obey Me drama is realllly starting to take a toll on me man I just wanted too romance some hot demon babes not deal with all of this shit.
[MC after a bad day]
Mammon : I'm gonna steal.. ah I mean borrow thi-
MC: hisssssssss
Mammon: .............
MC: *hissing intensifies*
[Hours later]
Mammon: [shining flashlight under the bed] MC, are you ready to come out?
MC: [screeching]
Mammon: Understandable, have a nice day
[three types of boyfriends]
#1: Lucifer, Satan
MC: i'm cold :(
Demon Bro: Here, take my jacket.
#2: Mammon, Levi
MC: i'm cold :(
Demon Bro, setting stuff on fire: Not on my fucking watch.
#3: Asmo, Beel, Belphie
MC: Iâm cold :(
Demon Bro: Come cuddle with me then.
MC: You know, people say that Disneyland is the happiest place on earth, but they're wrong because they've never been in Belphieâs arms.
Levi: Of course we haven't been in Belphie's arms, he's terrifying.
Asmo: One time I accidentally bumped into him in the kitchen, and he pulled out a switchblade.
Mammon: Wow, I can't believe that it's only 80 more years until 3000
MC: [internally] At least heâs cute.
Lucifer: I have the sharpest memory. Name one time I forgot something.
Mammon: You left me in a Devilmart parking lot like, 3 weeks ago.
Lucifer: I did that on purpose. Try again
Levi: You can't make everyone like you. You're not MC.
Random Demon: Not everyone likes MC, though.
Levi, Mammon and Beel in unison: Who doesn't like MC?
Random Demon: No one, I just-
Mammon: We need names.
Beel: now.
MC, Mammon, Levi and Beel: [being chased by Cerberus....again]
MC: Bro, I'm straight-up not having a good time.
MC: I'm into dark humor.
Levi: [turns off the lights]
Levi: Wanna hear a joke?
MC: I love knitting needles, I can make a scarf, I can make a hat, I can stab your eyes out, I can make mittens!
Mammon, sweating: What was the middle part?
MC: I can make a hat?
Kidnapper: [holding MC as a hostage] Give us 10,000 grim and we'll give them back!!
Mammon, offended: You think theyâre only worth 10,000 grim??!
Kidnapper: What?
Mammon, takes out megaphone: Make it 1B grim!!
Levi: Theyâre worth more than that, make it 10B grim!!
Beel and Belphie: No make it 20B grim!!
Mammon: No no I got it, make it 100B grim!!
Mammon, Levi, Beel and Belphie: [nodding at each other]
Lucifer: Can you all SHUT UP.
[Satan and Asmo shaking their heads in the background]
Lucifer: We lost Mammon...again.
Asmo: Wait, I got this...
Asmo, whispers too MC: Say that *winks*
MC: Got it.
MC: MC IS A PIECE OF SHIT. THEY ARE THE WORST PERSON EVER AND I HATE THEM!!!
Mammon, marching out of the crowd: BITCH WHAT-
Satan, emerging from the book store: THE FUCK-
Beel and Belphie, storming out of a restaurant: DID YOU-
Levi, running towards them: JUST SAY?!!?!?
MC: I have made a mistake.
Asmo: ( ͥ° ÍÊ ÍĄÂ°)
Random Demon: You can't just-
MC: Don't worry, I have a permit [hands them permit]
Random Demon: ...
Random Demon: This is a piece of paper that says "They can do what they want" signed by Lucifer.
MC: ...
Random Demon: [looks at paper again] wait LUCIFER?!!
MC: [grins]
Mammon: Did you seriously choke MC?!
Belphie: Yeah, but you don't know what they said to me!!
Levi: What did they say?
Belphie: âWhat are you gonna do, choke me?"
Rest of the demon bros: ....
MC, laying in bed: I actually deserved that, let him be.
Your birth month is what your fave has your name saved under on his D.D.D
January: main hoe
February: love of my life
March: her
April: bae
May: MCâ€ïž
June: twat
July: my bitch
August: side chick
September: wifey
October: future baby mumma
November: đ
December: my human
Aww âMy Humanâ I wonder who that is?? đ§
Gavinâs drunken confession
Gavin, drunk: I like MC, they have such pretty eyes.
Gavin: I love them.
MC: ...
Gavin: Donât tell them I said that, ok?
MC: Ok Gavin, I wonât.