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Hey everyone! I apologize for the delay with this episode; college has been kicking my butt! Joel Ch 7 will be on hiatus as one of the VAs cannot voice his character for Ch 7 Part 1. I dont remember if the character is in part 2, if they are not maybe I will post part 2 first but I feel like that's a little confusing. I'm trying to cast an understudy to help the VA out but I don't know when that will be!
Caesar Route Chapter 1 (1-6)
Last year (lol) we finished up the Alfonse Route, so this year weโre starting the Caesar Route! Also, Iโm gonna change up the posting schedule a little bit. I am extremely ahead of my queue (it is currently August 2022 when Iโm writing this and this post will be aired in January), so Iโm going to switch to a two post a week schedule. Posts will drop Tuesdays and Thursdays at 6 PM EST.
Now a quick recap on who Caesar is, heโs this pink haired dude from the House of Baroque and is cursed to turn into a pig whenever he makes out with someone. His introduction said it wasย โonly when he kissed a girlโ but multiple spinoffs and I think the main routes show that it happens even when he makes out with men so.. yeah. Also this is just.. a very otome-esque conflict to have.
Also Caesar Raphael shares his name with Caesar Zeppeli soโฆ strap in for a potential shit ton of bad JoJoโs references.
Without further ado, letโs begin.
This better not be a sudden love confession. Thatโs too soon, even for Otome Land.
The chapter opens with a recap of Luciousโs backstory, how the Day King imprisoned him in a labyrinth cursed using Baroque magic. The Day King is super pumped because all of his problems go away and House Baroque gets stuck with the magical consequences, and they all spontaneously turn into pigs.
Liz launches into a Kissing Booth style explanation/montage of her backstory and the context of the last 4 routes, and we get confirmation that zombie disease happened in the same timeline as the Big Booty Wizard attack, so Iโm surprised students still go to the Academy at all. Thereโs some ominous wording about the next problem, then we skip to Liz at the sport fields and sighing at Caesar.
Luca comes, and this isnโt helping my deep-fried-in-JJBA brain because dammit there was a jojoโs character named Luca too. Anyway WH Luca is not interested in playing the made-up wizard sport and instead seems more interested in who Liz was scoping out and somehow immediately pinpoints it to be Caesar.
Wasnโt it literally confirmed he was though? Like, why does it have to be a rumor?
Liz wisely declines giving Luca any information. Luca leaves, then Liz flashes back to an hour ago when Caesar asked to see her after what I assume was a class.
Boy I said NO love confessions in chapter 1.
โSullyโ? Thatโs not helping your chances bud.
Luckily, this only ends with anย โI like youโ confession, which is more believable. Unfortunately, Liz doesnโt feel the same way. And unfortunately, I know that thatโs going to change. So she lets Caesar down gently and he takes it well, and tells her heโll try to do stuff to make her see him in a romantic light.
At least heโs making his intentions clear?
Then Alfonse walks in and asks him to join their Ladilz team, and Caesar enthusiastically joins, and Liz goes to watch the game. We flash back to an hour later, and Liz thinks about how much of a catch Caesar is.
No, really.
Gotta say, this route has quite a strong start. /gen
(Queued for: January 3)
Dreaming in Silver and Gold
CHAPTER 25, Klaus/Liz, Rated: Explicit
Prologue \ Ch. 1 \ Ch. 2 \ Ch. 3 \ Ch. 4 \ Ch. 5 \ Ch. 6 \ Ch. 7 \ Ch. 8\ Ch. 9 \ Ch. 10 \ Ch. 11 \ Ch. 12 \ Ch. 13 \ Ch. 14 \ Ch. 15 \ Ch. 16\ Ch. 17 \ Ch. 18 \ Ch. 19 \ Ch. 20 \ Ch. 21 \ Ch. 22 \ Ch. 23 \ Ch. 24ย \ Ch. 25 \
Demon au requested by @itsmeimcathyย thanks for getting my butt back in gear and giving me awesome prompts. <3
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Caesar Route Chapter 7 (11-15)
Last time on the Caesar Route, Caesar got stabbed on the Ides of March.
Also the big un-foreshadowed twist was brought to you by a dirty liar! Also Viggo is here for some reason.
Caesar is way too calm about this. Maybe Viggo is just a DnD barbarian then.
Oh my god I totally forgot he got stabbed.
So Mischa the doomsday cat shows up after being gone for a million years and shows Liz and Caesar to a hiding place in a shack. Caesar passes out and Liz casts a healing spell on him. Mischa then brings up how villainous Caesar apparently is, which I have no comment on because I fucking forgot what sheโs talking about. She points out that Liz must be in love with him because why else would she show basic human decency, yada yada yada.
Huh. Not the kind of line youโd expect from a dating sim like this.
Liz tells Mischa that she canโt trust Caesar because of all the lies heโs said, which is a smart decision. Mischa tells her that the only way to proceed now is to basically real life block him.
What a smart decision! Iโm sure weโll definitely follow it.
โฆ..Right?
YOU REALLY SHOULD. But the only choice that moves that stupid fucking love meter is the dumbass one.
Girl this is literally one of the stupidest decision youโve made on this app. And thatโs really fucking saying something! Mischa is literally out here telling you that you need to block his ass, but you literally wonโt just because the plot says so. Fuck this plot. I know I said that I donโt really believe the twist because of the bad writing, but with Solmare, you can really only take their writing at face value.
Nobody speaks for what has got to be several awkward hours until Caesar wakes up. Heโs surprised Liz is still here.
Now is literally not the time.ย
And Liz agrees, because she gets pissed off about all his lies. Nobody gives a straight answer for at least eleven clicks until Caesar reveals he became a prefect by cheating with Zettโs help. Then he is about to reveal something that is probably along the lines ofย โI need the Star Sapphire to break my stupid ass otome pig curseโ but the chapter cuts off before we get a straight answer.
Wasnโt there some plot thread about the end of the world 5 chapters ago?
Queued for: May 2
Caesar Route Chapter 6 (11-15)
Last time on the Caesar route, no actual interrogating of Zett ever gets done. Instead, Zett is allowed to villainously monologue at Caesar about how heโll never change his past, which causes him to leave to be alone and then skip the prefect meeting the next morning.
So fun. I just love it when men tell women that theyโre responsible for taking care of other men. If youโre so worried about Caesar, Alfonse, donโt be a coward. Take care of him yourself.ย
I think thatโs the most passive aggressive way Iโve ever said something like that.
So Liz goes into the Gedonelune Town to look for Caesar. She wonders if he went to see the Ringmaster that Zett mentioned last time, but someone approaches her.
Jesus, what is this, the love interest reunion?
Glennโs back in town for work again. He says THIS, COMPLETELY UNPROMPTED:
Then he randomly brings up a circus thatโs in town, presumably so Liz can make a leap of logic to assume that thatโs where the Ringmaster and Caesar are. My theory is proven correct and Liz heads to the circus. After briefly getting distracted, she actually finds him there.
So I guess the plot is paused now? Cause Liz and Caesar just go to the circus. They pet some lions, which Iโm 99% sure isnโt actually safe, and Caesar casually drops that the circus took care of him at one point, so Caesar is simultaneously fallen nobility, a former criminal, and a circus kid all in one. After a while, Caesar just disappears. Liz finds him in the back of the circus having a conversation with the Ringmaster, who turns out to be a child-exploiting dick, what a surprise /s. I guess now we know what Caesar actually meant byย โthe circus took care of him.โ
Caesar reveals to the Ringmaster that he freed all the children, then attacks the Ringmaster. Heโs about to kill him when Liz runs in to stop him with this incredibly weak excuse.
Iโm just saying that there are OTHER arguments someone could make against this Solmare, it doesnโt have to be this simple.
People hear the commotion and start heading for the Ringmasterโs room, so Liz and Caesar prepare to escape. The Ringmaster is way too cocky for someone who was about to get murdered, and the chapter ends there.
Queued for March 14
Caesar Route Chapter 7 (1-10) *Special Ides of March Bonus Post*
Last time on the Caesar route, Liz and Caesar visit a circus run by a child abuser that Caesar stayed at? Was trapped at? Unclear. Caesar tries to kill the Ringmaster but Liz stops him. Iโm sure the ensuing argument will be very well-thought out and not childish or lacking in nuance at all.
Iโm scheduling this for the Ides of March because what better way to celebrate the Ides of March than by airing a segment of the route for the guy named Caesar? It was divine inspiration. I just really hope a fight comes in this chapter so that I can make stab jokes.
Liz and Caesar escape from the Ringmaster through the window and are pursued through the streets by the circus workers, who have decided that they should totally just stab Caesar. Caesar slows them down with nonlethal magic and they escape into an alleyway.
Caesar finally gives up his backstory with the circus. Itโs where he met Zett too, apparently, and they began stealing food because the circus did not meet OSHA or child labor standards. Liz and Caesar have a Touching Moment of Connection, but then the carnies catch up to them.
The carnies have them surrounded, so Liz and Caesar fight their way out with magic.ย
How big is this fucking circus??
So then the Ringmaster comes and is all likeย โOh, Iโm not a villain! Im just a poor little meow meow. The real villain is the abuse survivor next to you!โ The Ringmaster tries to spin the story to make the circus the good guys? Iโm going to assume thatโs just a straight up lie. And then the Ringmaster reveals everything Caesar just said as if its some big reveal.
I literally canโt keep track of these twists anymore.
And then the twist isย โCaesar illegally entered the magic academy.โ However thatโs possible. And that he plans to steal the treasure of the academy. Which makes no sense because academy security is so lax that if he was really going to do that he literally would have already done that.
Bitch, what threads!!
Iโm gonna need this man to shut the fuckย up, pronto.
So apparently this is The Plan. The Big Twist. The Reveal. Maybe I just havenโt been paying a ton of attention to this route but this doesnโt feel properly foreshadowed. Or maybe itโs because they already established that the Ringmaster is a huge liar so you canโt really trust anything he says. Jesus, who was in charge of writing this reveal?
Thatโs the plot of like at least a quarter of these romance routes.ย
So in conclusion, I guess the real traitor was Caesar! I suppose some dramaticย โet tuโsโ are in order?
The carnies make the 40 Roman senators and attack Caesar (and also Liz) while Liz is reeling from the Big Reveal (if itโs even true or going to stick).ย
Holy shit!!! I canโt believe this! And on the Ides of March too!!!! I canโt. This is too perfect.
I mean, that question kind of answers itself, doesnโt it?
So Caesar is protecting Liz from the carnies, she canโt fucking fight, FOR SOME REASON!!! And then mist ex machina pours into the alley, which takes the form of a giant fist.
โฆโฆโฆ. Scanlan Shorthalt?
So Scanlanโs Hand fights off the carnies and apparently the guy who cast it is that asshole from the detention center. Woo /s. Viggo joins the fight and is an asshole about it because how else would he act? And he causes a shit ton of property damage, because he wasnโt enough of a shithead.
And that brings us to the conclusion of the Ides of March special! Iโm so glad that Caesar got stabbed in these chapters because otherwise this would have been a really lackluster special.
Queued for: March 15
Iโm pleased to announce thatย Black Wolves Saga: Bloody Nightmare is fully translated in English! To play in English, you need to download Visual Novel Reader. Youโll have to register an account.
I was hoping to finish translating the untranslated bits sooner but at least itโs done. Send your thanks to @bakemeats for translating the vast majority of it! Also thanks to @blackicejester for part of Arlesโs route, his good end, and a few other lines.
Keep reading for instructions ย on getting the translations to show up & other troubleshooting info.
Czytaj dalej
So it was brought to my atention that not everyone are actually aware that Black Wolves Saga: Bloody Nightmare has an English translation, therefore here you go :)
I confirm the game is fully playable using this method (thank you so much awesome translators!) as I finished it myself some time ago. If youโre interested in a dark (and disturbing) story about insanity you will definitely not be disappointed in this one. Justโฆ donโt expect romance, at least not in the typical meaning of the word ;) (also you can find all the cgs on my blog, but they contain spoilers!)
[ ๐ ] Random otome screenies that I have in my camera roll pt. 4
Mfs really out here having castles built as their houses. The bigger the better ig ๐ฉ
Oh and theyโre just โจdramaticโจ in general
This is still one of my favorite nicknames that theyโve called him ๐คง
PLS AT LEAST HALF OF THEM NEEDS TO BE BABYSAT ๐
Shingen says h03s before bros ๐คโ๐ป but fr his love-hate friendship with Kenshin is funny
I dunno, mc. Sounds like Stockholm syndrome to me.
Literally was questioning my sanity when I felt myself falling for a character who locked me up in a cell ๐คก
Weird flex but ohkay ๐
Whew. Chile sugar daddy ๐
N e way. Kenshin in general :))) One of my top 3 love interest from IkeSen. Heโs so dramatic. I love him ๐ฃ
Oh Kenshin, you make me laugh, and I love you ๐
Kanetsuguโs Route Translation
ยซ Previous Chapter ยป
Romantic Epilogue
Mai: โIs it true that you experiment a lot?โ
I asked, and Kanetsugu gave me a wandering glance as he put the books away on the bookshelf.
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Kanetsugu Route Translation
ยซ Previous Chapter ยป
Chapter 10 Part 2
Kenshin: โThat wonโt be necessary.โ
(Lord Kenshinโ!?)
Kanetsugu: โโโ!โ
Kanetsugu gasped and quickly backed away, kneeling on the spot.
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Kanetsugu Naoe Masterlist
ยซ Kanetsugu Naoe PV ยป
โฃ Chapter 1
ยป Part 1ย ย ยป Part 2ย ย
โฃ Chapter 2
ยป Part 1 ย ย ยป Part 2ย ย ยป LC (Premium)ย ยป His POV
Kanetsuguโs Route Translation
Epilogue (Dramatic)
(Ngh, itโs morning alreadyโฆ?)
๐๐ค๐๐ฆ๐๐ง ๐๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ฅ๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ
Here are some of the routes, events, and side stories I translated. These translations are not intended as a replacement for the game. Please support CYBIRD by buying their stories. Minors DNI. Please do not repost my translations.
[๐] Translation Status -> check it here
ใปใปใปใป๐๐ธ๐ฒ๐บ๐ฒ๐ป ๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ป๐ด๐ผ๐ธ๐
๐ง๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ป๐๐น๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป๐:
ย โค ๐๐ฎ๐ป๐ฒ๐๐๐๐ด๐ ๐ก๐ฎ๐ผ๐ฒ
ย โค ๐๐ธ๐ฒ๐บ๐ฒ๐ป ๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ป๐ด๐ผ๐ธ๐ ๐ฃ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐พ๐๐ฒ๐น
ย โค ๐ฆ๐ถ๐ฑ๐ฒ ๐ฆ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ & ๐๐๐ฒ๐ป๐๐
ใปใปใปใป๐๐ธ๐ฒ๐บ๐ฒ๐ป ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐บ๐ฝ๐ถ๐ฟ๐ฒย
โค ๐ฅ๐ผ๐๐๐ฒ ๐ง๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ป๐๐น๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป๐ (๐ฉ๐น๐ฎ๐ฑ, ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐ฟ๐น๐ฒ๐, ๐๐ฎ๐๐๐, ๐๐ฐ๐ ๐ฎ.๐ฑ)
โค ๐๐ธ๐ฒ๐บ๐ฒ๐ป ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐บ๐ฝ๐ถ๐ฟ๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐น๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป๐๐ต๐ถ๐ฝ ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐ฟ๐
โค ๐๐ธ๐ฒ๐บ๐ฒ๐ป ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐บ๐ฝ๐ถ๐ฟ๐ฒ ๐๐ฐ๐ ๐ฎ.๐ฑ ๐ฆ๐ป๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ธ ๐ฃ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ธ
โค ๐ฆ๐ถ๐ฑ๐ฒ ๐ฆ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ & ๐๐๐ฒ๐ป๐๐
[๐ฐ] News & Announcement:
Napoleonโs Sequel
Ikevamp Arthurโs main story manga adaptation
Napoleon Sequel PV
So apparently MC is "a patron of the martial arts"๐ช๐ป
Sometimes it's nicer to hear 'You're strong' than 'You're pretty'
Go get him MC! o(^โฝ^)o
Diabolik Lovers DARK FATE ใผ Azusa [MANSERVANT ENDING]
Monologue
ใผใผ The next day.
The Sakamaki Castle was attacked by the Founders.
The battle was so intense,
we could hear it even from inside the forestใผใผ
ใผ The scene starts in the abandoned building
Azusa: โฆEve, letโs run away.
Yui: โฆEh!?
Azusa: The duo of Founders and the entire Vampire clan are currently facing each other upfront.ย
Right now, they should be too preoccupied with the fight to think about us, or take direct actionโฆ
Therefore ใผใผ We should use this opportunity to make our escape to the human world.ย
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TRANSLATION
Kou:ย โLook, look! Over there! Itโs the Parade of the Fairy Queen! Letโs go take a look, okay? Donโt worry, Iโll lead the way~!โ
*Rustle*
Kou drags you along.
Kou:ย โItโs said that she can make anyone smile with her magic wand!โ
*Twinkle*
Kou:ย โAh! The Queen just waved her wand your way!โ
You smile.
Kou:ย โHeheโฆHehโฆHey, donโt worry, youโre smiling. A lovely smile at that.โ
You nod.
โโฆHehe, come on, smile even more! As wide as you can! โฆIโm begging youโฆโ
Kou turns towards the Fairy Queen.
ใผใผ Hey, Queen! Could you please listen to my request? I want you to cast lots of magic on her! Exactly! Tons of it ใผ Just shower her in it!โ
*Twinkle*
Kou:ย โHehโฆLookโฆCan you tell? Youโre being enveloped by her magic right now so pleaseโฆSmile? โฆSo I can burn the image of your smile in my mind forever.โ
