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hi I do prompts I guess

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OTP prompt #14

"Wow you are big and tall and very muscly and I should be scared of you but everytime we talk I revert into monkey brain and can't form complete sentences."

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idk how to explain it but can you do like morally gray prompts??

Sure :D

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A: "So, after we save the children from the kidnapper we do what?"

B: "Hold them for ransom, have you not been paying attention?"

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A, clutching their bag and terrified: "Thank you for saving me from the mugger!"

B with one hand held out: "Saving you? Ha! No. You just look really wealthy and I couldn't let that guy get away with it. Hand over the bag."

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A: "Hi! I heard about you saving the princess! Everyone is talking about how brave you are!"

B: "They are? That's going to make leaving with all of her jewelry a lot harder."

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A: "Don't worry about the stolen things, I'm sure the cops will handle it."

B: "What so you want me to beat them up too? I thought you were better than this."

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B: "Don't worry about them breaking up with you-"

A, sighing: "I know, I know. Plenty of fish in the sea."

B: "What? No I was going to say, I stole their credit card and they are fucking broke. I mean, talk about a doged bullet."

That's all I can think of right now, sorry !

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OTP prompt #13

A: "You're so sexy when you're mad!"

B: "You just killed my cat! What the hell is wrong with you?"

A: "That is so hot."

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OTP AU #4

"I've been partnered with you for a project but I'm deaf and you don't know sign language"

"You're my partner and you're deaf, usually I don't care about school but you're cute enough to make me learn sign language"

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OTP AU #3

"I've been feeling really depressed lately and nobody notices except someone keeps leaving happy notes in my bag"

"I know you've been depressed lately but I'm too shy to talk to you so I've been writing notes and dropping them in with your stuff so you'll feel better"

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OTP AU #2

"I'm not going to cry in front of you because you're super cute and I look ugly when I cry"

"I keep seeing you on the verge of tears but you never cry when I comfort you why won't you let me help you goddammit"

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OTP AU #1

"You keep looking at me in math class and it's really distracting because I keep falling asleep and I need to pay attention."

"I keep looking at you in math class because you keep falling asleep and it's really cute"

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OTP #12

A: *sobbing, hard*

B: There, there- wow, you have a LOT of tears.

A: *through sobs* I'm very hydrated

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OTP #11

A, throwing these around the house:

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OTP #10

A, struggling to lift something: A little help?

B, off to the side sipping a margarita: No thanks, you're doing great babe~!

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OTP #9

A: Gosh, I wish this person could just die already!

B, already sharpening a knife: You got it babe~!

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OTP #8

A: Do you love me?

B: No, I tolerate you.

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OTP #7

A: Hey do you wanna go out sometime?

B, shocked: Hey! You stole my line!

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OTP #6

A: Will you-

B: - go out with you? Marry you? Get a few cats and dogs together? Grow old and live happily? Yes.

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OTP #5

A: But before we begin, there is some very important news to attend to-

B: -THAT I'M HOT AND SINGLE

A: No.

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OTP #4

B shows up at A's house covered in scratches holding an angry stray cat.

Bonus points if A is allergic to cats.

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OTP #3

A: I wish I was dead.

B: If you were dead, I'd still do you.

A: Gross but thanks