Otter Sass Master

Sometimes we take chances Sometimes we take pills

[ammit420]

“tell us about your tattoos”

“ok well first off here is the 420 tombstone on my leg which symbolizes me smoking weed until i die”

[otter-sassmaster]

How schools kill creativity

Student: Wow! I got the right answer to that math problem using a different method that makes much more sense to me!

Math teacher: Wrong. Do it the way I taught you.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[gooodtimejimmy]

[crab-rangucci]

she like “I sure the fuck did”

[otter-sassmaster]

if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch

[adoru11]

[queerpong-blog]

LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN CHURCH

[parkerkithill]

this cat is everything

[flirtytwink]

i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth

[studioghifli]

[katebush]

Goals

[reece-xo-deactivated20200924]

hey look my 2 best friends

[jtphillips15]

Love Dan Campbell aka “Soupy” aka “Aaron West”

[fancychansey-deactivated2015061]

[ydream08-deactivated20200606]

Life decision

[icewars-deactivated20131025]

[vicfuentortilla]

accurate representation ofshowing your friend something you enjoy but they dont

[topshoq]

Someone will always be prettier. Someone will always be smarter. Someone will always be younger. But they will never be you.

Kanye West. (via obrienvevo)

[otter-sassmaster]

doctor: what kind of birth control are you using?

me: I'm a lesbian

doctor:

doctor:

doctor: well that's efficient

[kazumikura-deactivated20140425]

[essentialcoles]

One friendship ruined

[squidwurd]