Le Pomme De Terre.

[fructoseguts-deactivated2016081]

#1: tortellini; it looks like j,ust pasta but usually theres meat or scheese insdie

[unclefather]

[chessys]

the purge but in reverse everything is illegal for 24hrs so we all just go to bed and be quiet for a bit

[nirruti]

[eroscestlavie]

i can’t believe that photo of hemsworth hiddleston and taika waititi all taking a nap together that’s so cursed and blessed at the same time 

[eroscestlavie]

i’m the fact that the person taking the photo had to use a panoramic shot to get all of tom in the photo 

[tikkety-tok]

[sandersstudies]

I love this so much. This is just good clean fun. Nobody getting hurt, even those filming aren’t doing anything illegal so spreading the video means no chance of them getting in trouble. Just a protest of a shitty organization in a fashion both ridiculous and hilarious. More of this please.

[crowsent]

the fact that theyre dunking on “scientology” makes it 10x better

[dreamsolvent]

[lesbiansitara-moved-deactivated]

I am yelling I landed on a Christian article about Florence & The Machine 

[birdschoolforbirds]

this is honestly probably the best review florence welch has ever received

[cremedelabrulee]

rb if you want to bury your head into florence’s lap and earn a badge of satanic red wings

[prismimic]

100 gecs is like hey u want some dopamine? and im like yes please mr and ms gecs and then they cast a spell to replace all my blood with monster energy drink

[otternonsense]

I have the same reaction to 100 geckos. I think it’s an allergic reaction. Maybe get an epipen next time.

[bastardofficial]

died and came back as a cowboy i call that reintarnation

[grawly]

[yugiohnoshebetterdont]

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[tatsutahimet]

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

[c-is-for-circinate]

THIS POST DID NOT AGE WELL

[fun-with-colors]

This post was prophetic

[red-white-black]

[jack-gourdon]

I think back to these memes everyday. And they did, indeed, not age well.

[nitholites]

[le-dreadmau5]

Thanks, I hate it

[skarfly]

[tybalt-you-saucy-boi]

Someone please make sure people are properly aware once 2120 comes along for goodness sake

[everythingfox]

Breakfast in bed

[otternonsense]

Oh to be a kitten lying in your food bowl. Snackin and sleepin.

[ruinedchildhood]

[foxqueen-katarian]

Things my dentist has actually said to me:

“Well, either the x-rays lied to me or you are spontaneously creating teeth. I’m going with the second one because it’s way cooler.”

“When was the last time you flossed? Your gums aren’t bleeding which means I’m either not doing this hard enough or you actually floss your teeth regularly”

“You don’t need to do a fluoride treatment I just want to go check my facebook for a second and this is the best excuse I can come up with. Don’t worry your insurance will cover it.”

“Take a whole handful of toothbrushes, I can’t order new ones in less ugly colors until these ones are gone.”

“Remember not to eat or drink anything for a half hour…or actually you know forget that go eat lemons and drink coffee right now. I make money based on peoples bad decisions, you should probably stop brushing your teeth too.”

“I became a dentist because I like making children cry and they don’t let you do that as a regular doctor.”

[spectralserval1138]

Chaotic neutral dentist?

[tiredcorn-deactivated20160310]

[daamian-deactivated20160527]

i trust and believe him

[otternonsense]

That’s moon control babeyyy

[bebopfirefly]

this headline just delights me

[mysharona1987]