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I'm just bees 🐝 Lgbt+ safe zone ♡ we love you for you

[stimday]

do you love the color of the sky?

which one?

~ ~ Do you love the color of the sky? Stimboard ~ ~

❔/🌫️/❔

🩵/☁️/🩵

🔷/🫐/🔷

☀️/🌕/☀️

🔶/🪶/🔶

⚫/🌃/⚫

🩶/🌪️/🩶

🌂/🎇/🌂

🩷/🎟️/🩷

🤍/❔/🤍

hey guys. hey hi hi hi hey hi im back.! doing requests soon maybe tomorrow

[janmisali]

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Voting ended onJun 13

[unyieldingsilence]

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[hematitehearts]

Boulder Opal in Ironstone

Locality: Quilpie, Queensland, Australia

Size:  9.4 × 8.8 × 3.6 cm

[benzohoarder]

[figural]

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

[minothtime]

Basically, a translation could be:

I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard

[liminalweirdo]

translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[charlesoberonn]

Legal drinking age for different fantasy species:

Humans - 18

Elves - 180

Orcs - 8

Halflings - 33

Fairies - 11

Dragonborn - 300

Demons - 60

Dwarves - 0

[aromancy]

Dwarven milk has such a high ABV that it's legally considered a controlled substance in some human kingdoms.

[importantcatpics]

[oneefin]

number theory* diagram

[michaelrotonal]

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

psshhhh look at this guy not knowing what 6.11 means

[castformi-deactivated20241025]

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

[peppylilspitfuck]

Thanks to ultrasounds, the genders can be assigned before birth.  The people are so excited to conform they throw “Gender reveal parties” to make sure their offspring exist in a strict binary since before they can even form thoughts. 

[slightlykylie]

Children are color-coded according to their binary assignment. 

[darkersolstice]

One of the genders is seen as inherently inferior.

[yothobro-deactivated20200505]

This all sounds really effing creepy when you put it that way

[rooksandravens]

#BECAUSE IT IS

[fuckyeahfeminist]

And if you deviate from the assigned gender you can be disowned by your family, fired from your job, and beaten by authorities.

[rodserlingofficial]

[expressions-of-nature]

by Zhou Hong

[heavenpureheart]

[midnightinshadow]

[expressions-of-nature]

by Zhou Hong

[dankxsinatra]

[importantpics]

[silvermoon424]

UNFATHOMABLY based hive mother. Let's pour one out for our fallen bee comrades.

[neutralmonster]

what intense tonal whiplash

“unleashing an entire swarm of bees” OH NO

“on police officers” actually that’s fine then

“who were trying to evict an elderly cancer patient” she was actually being incredibly merciful by only unleashing bees. she would have been completely justified in doing so much worse

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[whitachi]

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

[nutongzhi]