I'm Stalling Life.

Slytherin to my domain, peeps, this is what we in the business call living the high life.

[paperclip6]

Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago

[danieldevito-deactivated2015123]

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

[bestiarum]

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

[diphowell]

2015 + 2026

[fromhersoul]

[mayomkun]

[mayomkun]

[consecuences]

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers

[ryukisgod]

Your friend’s boyfriend

[pangur-and-grim]

another idea for how reviews should work: you're strapped to a chair with two IVs, and every bad review sends a little pump of that blue euthanasia juice for dogs into your left arm, and every good review sends a little pump of jones cream soda into your right arm

[pangur-and-grim]

[dykerory]

Boobies

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

okay perv calm down

[dykerory]

I could have been talking about birds

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

that's what I assumed you meant

[perkyshelley]

chose a hill but i won't die on it. feel free to come and be killed on my hill

[hangsawoman]

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no

[diphowell]

happy place

[gauntletqueen]

Never gonna forgive Disney for making people think Alice had a good time at that tea party

[gauntletqueen]

Does this look like the face of a child who is having a good time?

[im-mender]

Alice at that party

[strangestcase]

>walks in

>random guy #1 calls her ugly

>random guy #2 calls her dumb

>forced to drink from someone else’s mug

[versacemom]

*touches the tip of you raging, rock hard boner* “boop”

[papa-peach]

[mazzy-rockstar]

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