ouch

I like slashers and masks.

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What 61 year old Michael Myers sees when he breaks my door down to kill me.

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Slim thick wit' yo cute ass

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There’s not a soul out there

No one to hear my prayers

Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight

Won’t somebody help me chase the shadows away?

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We're just blonde boys

Doin' what blonde boys do

Bleached hair, fair skin

Makes the ladies swoon

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A list of things that make me sad:

Michael Myers was diagnosed with a mad case of the evil and nothing else at a young age

Jason Voorhees drowned, and then watched his beloved momma get beheaded

Thomas Hewitt just wants to make his family proud of him, but they’re all absolute mental so all his efforts are looked over

Freddy Krueger’s disgusting existence

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The #1 sack man: Jason Voorhees

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I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road

I'm gonna ride til' I can't no more

I got the horses in the back

Horse tack is attached

Hat is matte black

Got the boots that's black to match

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I like em big

I like em chunky

I like em big

I like em plumpy