number 4 - the seance

everyone's always saying they wanna talk to the dead but no one wants to spend any time talking to the living what's up with that? klaus | 30 | m ---- ((indie klaus from umbrella academy)) ((mobile nav))

[pattern-53-enfield]

shout out to the Jehovah's Witness that very earnestly told me I "move like a man beset on all sides by demons" today

[assgod]

[venusaurasaboy]

i am a luxury few can tolerate

[purbl-princess-deactivated20220]

[meladoodle]

The first line in this news story is so dramatic

[valtsv]

accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’, turns out i’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities

[p0lariss]

*follows dreams* *dreams dont follow back* *unfollows dreams*

[kotofvi]

5′4″ anger bean Tasmanian Devil– she’ll enjoy her cake while roasting you tbh.

[thesoberbitch]

What’s your birth stone? I’m counterfeit money

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

This is DJ Dipshit about the make the club get real fucking stupid. This next track is probably good but im not sure because I cant fucking read 

[suspend]

[ouiija]

i’ve moved on from wanting a yurt to wanting fireworks.

[ouiija]

the more i think about it the more i really want a yurt

[yungterra-blog]

Egg Recipe

Difficulty: egg

Time: egg

Ingredients:

egg

eight whole egg

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Step one: put eight egg on plate

Step two: look at all those egg

Step three: congratuleggtion

[ouiija]

i also still don’t really know what a yurt is. it’s like a permanent tent? with one room and no electricity. supposedly luxury. just build a damn house??

[kiwi]

[valtsv]

haven’t done anything stupid yet today but i’m sure i’ll think of something