Shrekism

I am a child of the swamp. I await the day when the divine Ogrelord descends from The Great Swamp in the sky.

[oh-look-somebody-actually]

It’s 2014 and no onion flavored toothpaste. Get yourself together science.

[oh-look-somebody-actually]

Now It’s 2015. Step on it.

[our-divine-ogrelord]

Almighty ogrelord

Yes.

[our-divine-ogrelord]

HOT HOT HOT local shreks in YOUR area!!!!

[our-divine-ogrelord]

I often stay up well passed 4 a.m. just thinking about Shrek, and onions, and what it all means. Why are we here? Where is Shrek? When will I get my green Christmas?

"Maybe someday," I tell myself.

[our-divine-ogrelord]

What day do we celebrate Shrekmas?

EVERY FUCKIN' DAY, YOU GLORIOUS BROGRE!!! YEAHHHHHHHH

[oh-look-somebody-actually]

Shrek 5 confirmed

[teamfortress2yaoi]

[our-divine-ogrelord]

Best onion recipe- Step 1. Take an onion Step 2. Eat onion

The Ogrelord's light shines on your submission. May your onion patches be forever blessed.

[our-divine-ogrelord]

I am not proud of some of the things I have done for onions.

[our-divine-ogrelord]

Remember, when all seem losts, you have the layer

[shamebots]

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

[hebbez]

[our-divine-ogrelord]

am in the loves :')

[our-divine-ogrelord]

Send me your best onion recipes.

[our-divine-ogrelord]

Shrek is Sand

Sometimes people make sand castles but I made a recreation of Shrek's shrexy bod that you can shrek off to.

[our-divine-ogrelord]

I am happy to see a recent flux of shrekemists over the last week. Keep up the good Ogrelord's word.

[our-divine-ogrelord]

bring me your onion rings

[our-divine-ogrelord]

Don't cry for wasted onions.