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One Nice Bug Per Day
EXPECTATIONS
RMH
Misplaced Lens Cap
Xuebing Du
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shark vs the universe
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Kiana Khansmith
The Bowery Presents
izzy's playlists!
Cosmic Funnies
Not today Justin
hello vonnie
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YOU ARE THE REASON
Cosimo Galluzzi
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@ourflagmeansquotes
lucius: if you bit it and you die, it's poisonous. if it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
pete: what if it bites me and it dies?
lucius: then you're poisonous, jesus christ learn to listen.
pete: what if it bites itself and i die!?
lucius: that's voodoo.
pete: what if it bites me and someone else dies?
lucius: that's correlation, not causation.
pete: what if we bite each other and neither of us die?
lucius: that's kinky.
pete: OH MY GOD-
stede: edward, for the last time: you can't eat aquarium gravel. just because "it looks crunchy" doesn't mean it's edible.
ed: *slowly stops chewing* i am the living embodiment of intrusive thoughts, stede. it's a little late for things like "common sense" and "self-control."
stede: EDWARD, NO-
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jim: i'm a reverse necromancer.
lucius: isn't that just killing people?
jim: ah, technicality.
ed and stede: *staring into each others eyes*
izzy: *opens a bottle of beer*
ed: we are having a moment.
izzy: and i am having a beer.
ed: you have to apologize to stede.
izzy: fine.
izzy: 'unfuck you' or whatever.
stede: lucius, can i talk to you for a second?
lucius: yeah, what’s up? lemme guess. you and ed are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
stede: what? no, stop that. i know how to kiss. i've read books.
ed: i’m kind of crushing on someone, but i'm worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
izzy: just rip the bandage off.
ed: it’s stede.
izzy: put the bandage back on.
stede: i love murder mysteries
ed: *trying to impress him* i've been the lead suspect for dozens of cases
izzy:Â stressed.
ed: depressed.
buttons: possessed.
lucius: obsessed.
oluwande: impressed.
the swede: chicken breast.
everyone: ...what?
the swede: i just wanted to join in.
lucius:Â Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, izzy?
izzy: no
ed: i do!
lucius:Â i know, ed.
ed: i’m sad.
lucius:Â i know, ed.
ed:Â what's this?
stede, hugging ed:Â affection!
edward:Â disgusting.
edward:Â ...do it again.
oluwande:Â what's gone wrong, stede?
stede: hey! that’s one hell of a thing to say to a person. just because i’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis.
oluwande: that’s technically true, i suppose. why are you calling?
stede: well... there’s a crisis.
stede:Â you're violent.
izzy:Â yeah but i'm also short and that's adorable
stede:Â hello, my name is failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.
stede:Â *waves his finger and sings like he's in a disney channel intro*
izzy: what about that gentleman pirate?
ed: stede has been taken out.
izzy: very goo-
ed: it was a lovely restaurant. candlelit dinner. he proposed at the end of it. my last name is bonnet now.
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Alex: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Henry: wHat?
Alex: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Henry: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?
ed: did you know that it takes two people to complete an idiot?
izzy: then why are you alone?
ed: i'm not alo–? fucK, NO, I LOST STEDE
