Neil: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Andrew: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Neil: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Kevin: Actually I did the math, Andrew would have $225, not $0.15.
Andrew: Fam I’m right here....
Nicky: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Matt: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Nicky: Sorry I only have a dollar
Matt: :(
Aaron: Hey I just realized, Andrew would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Nicky: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Allison: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Dan: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice
Renee: Apply juice to what
Neil: Directly to the forehead
Andrew: Great chat everyone















