"Sweet revenge require planning!"

Chris Hargensen rp blog <3

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Do you miss Sue

Miss her? It's not like she's gone anywhere? I see her near enough everyday at school.

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Girly u gay

I've already said. I have a boyfriend. I don't plan on becoming a dyke any time soon. What the hell gives you that idea?

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Chrissy wake upppp

I don’t like this

Chrissy wake upppp

What the fuck is that song? You sound like a screeching cat. Shut up and get out of my face before I call daddy and make him sue your ass for disturbance of MY peace.

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gayyyy

I have a boyfriend.

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Are you excited for prom?

Who isn't?

I got daddy to buy me a prom dress ages in advance. I have to be the best looking! If I see anyone else with the same dress, I swear to God I will fucking kill you.

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do you believe in getting even perchance

I do. If someone hurts you, you have, like, a right to hurt them back!

Doesn't it literally say in the bible, "an eye for an eye"? I'm just doing the lord's work!

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why do you hate carrie so much?

Uhh. Because she's a bitch? I don't need a whole essay of reasoning to hate someone.

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ur literally a cartoon villain bffr

Excuse you? Last time I checked, I'm 3D and not a cartoon. You might wanna get your head checked out, you might have brain damage.

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Yeah, but he’s an awful person. He literally likes to run dogs over for kicks

Can people not have hobbies anymore? People used to be perfectly fine with animal hunting as a hobby until you moral preachers came along. Eugh.

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what is ur man ON

All sorts of hard shit. I've told him to, like, keep it far away from me though, so I don't know the specifics. Sorry that I don't wanna be seen around looking like a sleaze!

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Sue’s like totally gay though.

Why else would she go with Tommy?

Hmmmm, I'm not entirely sure, but the last time I checked, going out with a guy is straight. Is that not straight anymore?

God, I can't keep up with these times.

If she was a dyke, I wouldn't hang out with her. Full stop.

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Two months before Prom, Sue sips her root beer, thinking about the day. She grins at Chris when she enters.

hey!

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The bell jingled as Chris walked into Kelly's Fruit Stand, flipping her hair as if the world would stop spinning just because she walked into the building. She spotted Sue at the counter and smirked, quickly making her way over to her.

"Hey you," she flashed a quick overly-nice smile before eyeing the root beer in Sue's hand, "Root beer, huh?"

She scrunched her face in thought for a second before tapping the counter impatiently, gesturing to the server and requesting a Sprite for herself. God, could service be any more brainless? How long did it take to place an order around here?

"Sooo...what's up with you then?" Chris asked, sliding into the stool next to Sue and dumping her handbag next to her on the floor.

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Sue smiled over at Chris. “You know I can’t resist these, pimples be damned! Anyways, you’re like, addicted to Sprite.”

She smiles cordially to the server, muttering a quick thanks before turning back to Chris.

“Just waiting for Tommy. He and George are at practice-Helen and Frieda were supposed to meet me here, but y’know how flaky they are!”

She giggles. “What’re you doing here anyways? Did you finally dump Billy?”

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"Addicted? Please, you easily down more root beers than I ever could Sprite," she rolled her eyes dramatically as she rested her chin on her hand.

Chris sipped her Sprite noisily as she listened to Sue, not having a care in the world for the people around her that were trying to buy. In Chris' head, this was a public space which meant that she could do whatever she wanted. Not that she behaved any better in non-public spaces.

"Because Helen and Frieda are boneheaded idiots. Easy."

When Sue mentioned Billy, Chris gave an exasperated sigh.

"No, we're going steady," she lied through her teeth, "He was supposed to meet me here but the stupid shit must have forgotten. He's always doing that, it pisses me off. Boys, right? What are they good for?" she rolled her eyes again.

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Sue winces at the mention of Frieda and Helen being boneheaded idiots. “They’re nice! Helen’s probably just out with Roy.”

“Boys are…-I mean, Tommy doesn’t wanna do anything with me anymore except sex-but especially Billy. God knows what you see in him-do you think he actually has a brain or does he keep it in his car hood?”

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"Yeah, and isn't she always? Whatever happened to girl time?" she asked with a frown, as if she hadn't literally just speaking about how she only came to Kelly's Fruit Stand to meet Billy.

Chris scoffed when Sue spoke about the sex thing. She was definitely no stranger to the matter, every boy that she had ever been with was the exact same.

Hormonal fuckers.

"Pfft. As if Tommy has a brain! He might seem smart, but I bet he couldn't even tell you the difference between, like, mascara and eyeshadow or something," she cocked an eyebrow at Sue, "Am I wrong?"

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Opinion on Tommy?

I guess he's cool? If a little slow at times. And definitely wouldn't be my choice for a date. cough cough Sue.

Or maybe I would date him, just to get it into his head how the world works. He doesn't seem to be all there, so the lesson might help him. I'd be able to discard of him after anyways.

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Girly why are you still dating him…

Girly, maybe you should mind your god damn business? Fuck me!

You're just jealous that I even managed to bag, like, the hottest guy around. I can feel it from all the way over here!

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Gay

Bitch.

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Two months before Prom, Sue sips her root beer, thinking about the day. She grins at Chris when she enters.

hey!

(@suzies-sorry)

The bell jingled as Chris walked into Kelly's Fruit Stand, flipping her hair as if the world would stop spinning just because she walked into the building. She spotted Sue at the counter and smirked, quickly making her way over to her.

"Hey you," she flashed a quick overly-nice smile before eyeing the root beer in Sue's hand, "Root beer, huh?"

She scrunched her face in thought for a second before tapping the counter impatiently, gesturing to the server and requesting a Sprite for herself. God, could service be any more brainless? How long did it take to place an order around here?

"Sooo...what's up with you then?" Chris asked, sliding into the stool next to Sue and dumping her handbag next to her on the floor.

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Sue smiled over at Chris. “You know I can’t resist these, pimples be damned! Anyways, you’re like, addicted to Sprite.”

She smiles cordially to the server, muttering a quick thanks before turning back to Chris.

“Just waiting for Tommy. He and George are at practice-Helen and Frieda were supposed to meet me here, but y’know how flaky they are!”

She giggles. “What’re you doing here anyways? Did you finally dump Billy?”

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"Addicted? Please, you easily down more root beers than I ever could Sprite," she rolled her eyes dramatically as she rested her chin on her hand.

Chris sipped her Sprite noisily as she listened to Sue, not having a care in the world for the people around her that were trying to buy. In Chris' head, this was a public space which meant that she could do whatever she wanted. Not that she behaved any better in non-public spaces.

"Because Helen and Frieda are boneheaded idiots. Easy."

When Sue mentioned Billy, Chris gave an exasperated sigh.

"No, we're going steady," she lied through her teeth, "He was supposed to meet me here but the stupid shit must have forgotten. He's always doing that, it pisses me off. Boys, right? What are they good for?" she rolled her eyes again.

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Two months before Prom, Sue sips her root beer, thinking about the day. She grins at Chris when she enters.

hey!

(@suzies-sorry)

The bell jingled as Chris walked into Kelly's Fruit Stand, flipping her hair as if the world would stop spinning just because she walked into the building. She spotted Sue at the counter and smirked, quickly making her way over to her.

"Hey you," she flashed a quick overly-nice smile before eyeing the root beer in Sue's hand, "Root beer, huh?"

She scrunched her face in thought for a second before tapping the counter impatiently, gesturing to the server and requesting a Sprite for herself. God, could service be any more brainless? How long did it take to place an order around here?

"Sooo...what's up with you then?" Chris asked, sliding into the stool next to Sue and dumping her handbag next to her on the floor.