outcastchloe:
Why don’t I get it, call it a birthday present.
You’re really the best. But you don’t have to do that, I was just complaining.
Well complaining or not you should have a birthday coffee. And how do you feel about muffins?

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outcastchloe:
Why don’t I get it, call it a birthday present.
You’re really the best. But you don’t have to do that, I was just complaining.
Well complaining or not you should have a birthday coffee. And how do you feel about muffins?
outcastchloe:
“You’re.. a bird watcher?”
“Or a really bad liar under pressure,” she muttered for herself with an eye roll. “Yeah. I heard myself and how bad it sounded as soon as I said it. I promise that, despite everything, I’m not a loser like every other fellow bird watcher… assuming there are people who are actually interested in it.”
“Right, well I’m going to call bullshit on that. I am going to get out of the way before you follow me or something. Stalker weirdo.”
Hogsmeade/London
pridefulpuff:
“i can’t give you Mr. Sharpe’s number or home address. That’s a violation of his privacy.”
“He’s not even a very good actor for merlin’s sake.”
“Don’t be ridiculous… I’m not spying on anybody. I’m testing this old thing while looking for birds. Who do you take me for? A forty year old creepy male? If anything, I am supposed to be on the other side of the binoculars.”
“You’re.. a bird watcher?”
outcastemma:
Free birthday coffees should be like a coupon that you can use later, not something you can only use on your birthday. Some people just don’t have time on their birthdays to stop for coffee.
Why don’t I get it, call it a birthday present.
the-dark-marks:
If that is indeed what you are doing. Can you provide some proof that the paper you’re incinerating is in fact your homework?
I don’t have anything to prove to you.
Hogwarts
gwenog-w:
“I’m sorry, but at tryouts there were just people who played better. A few of us will be leaving next year. You should try out again. Don’t give up.”
“Very helpful. With any luck I’ll find a way out of here by next year.”
the-dark-marks:
Excuse me. We’re just going to have an smidge of a problem here. Now I sure hope I’m wrong but I thought I saw smoke coming from this direction. Tell me. Am I wrong?
And what? I can set fire to my own paper if I want.
Hogwarts
gwenog-w:
“I am confident that Slytherin is winning the cup again this year. My team’s great and they work together beautifully.”
“If you actually let me on the team I think you’d do better.”
Of course you do, I’m sure they are but - *she takes Emma’s hands* - that doesn’t make you a bad person.
I- [she chokes up and then the next thing she knows, she’s crying] I’m sorry. I’m such a fucking mess. You don’t have to do all this for me.
[Chloe is taken aback by Emma's vunerability, not used to being so close to someone to see them at such an exposed point.] That's what friends are for, right?
Ok, ok! Sure thing, just checking
Well thanks. but no thanks.
“Peruvian Instant Darkness?” The answer came easily to her. She knew it well; had provided it for the attack on the wedding, after all. “Yes, I think so. I don’t know if we have a lot in stock but I’ll take you to where they are. Do you mind if I ask what you plan on using it for? I was always curious about it.”
“Yes. yes. That.” She said curtly looking around the store at the other customers annoyed she’d managed to accidentally land herself in a conversation with her. “That’s none of your business. Are you always so nosy?”
“Wrong ! I was talking about Sphinx hair. But props for being inventive.”
“Why does a Sphinx end up with three legs?”
“It was not what any of us signed up for.”
“I certainly didn’t. I just wanted free food and booze.”
You’re definitely not.
It’s just hard. I’m, er.. not really in touch with my family, for other reasons, but I still love them. They’re good people. And it’s really hard not to think, like, what does that make me?
Of course you do, I’m sure they are but - *she takes Emma’s hands* - that doesn’t make you a bad person.
Excuse me? What’s going on here?
Nothing. It is fine. Leave this to me, kiddo. Do I look like I need help?
Rania gestured to the potion she was holding. “I know this doesn’t look good but the note says it is supposed to open Thoth’s eye.” She smiled enigmatically. “I can’t disclose the ingredients but I’ll give you a clue : Which creature has one voice and yet becomes four-footed and two-footed and three-footed?.”
Chloe eyed the bottle and looked at Rania, “I don’t know, a cat which has an unfortunate accident and then runs into a helpful wizard? Whatever it is it doesn’t look pleasant.”