[hal-lelujahlongbottom]

pridefulpuff:

“Why does there have to be a reason for my haircut? I just wanted a change.”

Well for the record, I love it. I’m kinda jealous

[hal-lelujahlongbottom]

hipsdo-lie:

“I go to America to visit my brother for one month and literally nothing has changed. I don’t know if I should be upset or happy about it.” 

Be happy about it, the fact there’s not been any craziness seems like a pleasant change to me

[hal-lelujahlongbottom]

slytherin-better-win:

“Then here’s a secret: I’m not really mean. I’m just sarcastic with way too much emotional baggage.”

I’m just saying that like, being nice is also kind of a good way to deal with emotional baggage. And talking about with people you care about

[whambamthankyoubram]

send one for my muse’s reaction

[hendrixwrites]

kierazorel:

alternatively, send 🍻 + to make this a drunk text

[text] When I’m not with you, my heart hurts. [text] At some point, the phrase “I’ve hit rock bottom” became less of a figure of speech and more of the general state of my life. [text] I thought being with you would make me happy - I was wrong. [text] I should have known that when you said you still wanted to be friends, you didn’t mean it. [text] So, what, are you just not going to talk to me ever again? [text] How did we go from talking every single day to … this? [text] You know, you not answering my calls or texts is a testament to how much of a coward you really are. [text] I don’t like to leave loose ends and I realized I needed to live up to my own problems and insecurities. [text] You owe me a fucking apology. [text] We used to be best friends - where did it go wrong? [text] I can’t be without you. Please don’t do this to me. [text] (He/she/they) told me what you said, you asshole. [text] What the hell is wrong with you!? [text] Why the fuck would you do something like that? [text] YOU’RE A RUDE BITCH AND I HOPE YOU STUB YOUR TOE LATER TODAY [text] Thank you for finally showing me the truth about you. The truth is, you’re a dick. [text] Fact: You’re adorable. Also fact: You stink at board games. But I love you. [text] I’m a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. I’M DOOMED. [text] Can you and your overnight guest maybe keep it down? I’m trying to sleep. [text] I’m bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff. [text] Listen, I may be naive, but I know what it means when they send that eggplant emoji. [text] YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT’S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON [text] I think after tonight I’m 85% lesbian [text] So at what point of the night are we going to decide everyone at this party sucks and we should just fuck each other? [text] Sorry your girlfriend got you a present and you forgot to get her one. How long will your dick be dry? [text] You need to get home NOW. The oven is on fire and the fire department is officially ignoring my calls. HELP! [text]I’m sitting on the couch at 2 AM eating fried chicken in my underwear. Who is the real winner here? [text] I am not ubering you a puppy. [text] If you bring me coffee and a greasy breakfast sandwich, I’ll love you forever. [text] Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire? [text] Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn’t mean you can act like a nudist. [text] The only things I am doing today are things one can do without wearing a bra. [text] I’m a grown woman and just cried because we ran out of Cheetos. I have PMS. Bring Cheetos to my place, or die. [text] I’ll eat brunch alone. No ones good enough when you’re not around [text] The worst thing about living at your parents’ place again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up booty calls. [text] You are probably the most infuriating person I’ve ever met…but you’re weirdly sexy. What I’m saying, is come over. [text] Please don’t bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won’t get confused. [text] How could (he/she/they) not like you!? You’re like, annoying relatable. Like Jennifer Lawrence. [text] Who says you can’t have Reese’s Cups for breakfast? Fucking losers, that’s who. [text] If your (boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other) finds a random like on an Instagram post from 64 weeks ago, that was me. Oops. [text] The only thing I crossed off my to do list today was get high. I’m going places. [text] (He/she/they) is a total bitch and a crappy party host so I stole their dog. It likes me better. [text] I feel like I cold have been bitchier and missed an opportunity. [text] I’m only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar. [text] Would you think less of me if I told you I was eating pizza on the toilet right now? [text] THE LAST STRAW WAS YOU CHANGING THE NETFLIX PASSWORD [text] Dude, what’s wrong with me? I’m like a strong independent woman and shit. [text] DON’T YOU DARE PUT YOURSELF DOWN YOU’RE A BEAUTIFUL BITCH AND ANYONE WOULD BE LUCKY TO BE WITH YOU YOU [text] I’m just so full of love and alcohol [text] WHY WOULD YOU DRUNK DIAL MY HOUSE PHONE YOU IDIOT

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Gregg Sulkin on instagram.

[hal-lelujahlongbottom]

slytherin-better-win:

“I think it’s more than enough, Harry.”

Well then it still kinda sounds like you’re being mean, and I’m really not into that

[hal-lelujahlongbottom]

attitude-mayte-vary:

“…In times like that, you just have to trust on your instincts to take over, and you have to keep a clear head, above all else.” It was a bizarre sort of fun, telling her story to anyone that would listen,  “Yes, I knew the danger was real. Yes, I was scared, but I kept calm. The other staff and  I got as many of the patrons as we could into the back, the walk in freezer, the kitchens, and those that couldn’t fit we told to get under tables. I mean some of them didn’t listen, some of them just kept drinking, one guy tried to get into the till while everyone was distracted, and there was a fight, that’s actually what this is from,” she touched the bruise on her forehead gently, “trying to break up the fight.  I wasn’t really in the attack,” she admitted slightly reluctantly, “The action stayed on the street. We had a window broken and a fireball came through. It could have been bad, but really there were enough water elementals around and it got the floor, didn’t make it back to the bar so it was out before it spread. It was the explosion next door that got the rest of the windows and rattled the bones of the place. I got banged up a little, mostly my elbows and knees, but that’s all.  I was behind the bar at that point so I hit the floor and…that was that. Didn’t even need to worry about shrapnel.”

“Damn,” Hal exhaled, and then gave a low whistle, his eyes still wide. “I would have freaked. I mean, properly freaked out. Are you like, taking some time off work and things?”

[hal-lelujahlongbottom]

pridefulpuff:

“He definitely was. Remind me not to go on dates set up by one of my coworkers again.”

I’ll do my best to stop you in future, deal. Dates set up by people never seem to end well, or is that just me?

[hal-lelujahlongbottom]

we’re just kids. we aren’t supposed to be heroes. (Lucy)

“You’re telling me, Lucy,” Hal sighed. It was a deep sigh, one that seemed to stem from somewhere deep inside his soul. Since they were just fifth years, the invisible threat had been looming in their lives - in the thin white scars that criss-crossed his back, in the friends that had been alienated along the way, those that had cut themselves off, those that had gone. They had stopped being children a long time before they grew up. Nobody was who they had been there, there was too much weight to carry. “You’re. Telling. Me.” He wrapped an arm around her shoulder and tried to give her a reassuring squeeze. “But we’ll be alright, mate. I promise.”

[bluesmemethings]

various starters

❛  you’re a weapon and weapons don’t weep.  ❜

❛  hurt me once, I’ll kill you twice.  ❜

❛  never trust a survivor until you learn what they did to stay alive.  ❜

❛  death is the only god that comes when you call.  ❜

❛  I am teeth. I am royal. you are nothing to me.  ❜

❛  the sun will rise and we will try again.  ❜

❛  we’re just kids. we aren’t supposed to be heroes.  ❜

❛  I like my women like I like my Absinthe: bitter and intoxicating.  ❜

❛  what doesn’t kill me better run.  ❜

❛  she wasn’t looking for a knight. she was looking for a sword.  ❜

❛  don’t dehumanize bad people, because it’s their humanity which makes what they’ve done so terrifying.  ❜

❛  she isn’t just pretty. she is otherworldly and vaguely threatening.  ❜

❛  magic is not good or evil. is a knife evil? only if the wielder is.  ❜

❛  I don’t want your crown. see, I’ve come to burn your kingdom down.  ❜

❛  they broke my wings. they forgot I have claws.  ❜

❛  all that blood was never beautiful, it was just red.  ❜

❛  what do you do when there’s no hero in the story? simple. you kill the monster and crown yourself.  ❜

❛  how terrible it is, to love something that death can touch.  ❜

❛  you may not be interested in war, but it is interested in you.  ❜

❛  I feel divinity in my bones like aching. like fire.  ❜

❛  you make me feel and I don’t like it. I want it to stop. now.  ❜

❛  you are losing my interest and that is very dangerous.  ❜

❛  she will burn your kingdoms down, herself with it, if it means your ruin.  ❜

❛  it’s okay to be scared. it means your about to do something brave.  ❜

❛  she looks like divine absolution.  ❜

❛  I will not be another flower, picked for my beauty and left to die. I will be wild, difficult to find and impossible to forget.  ❜

❛  be careful with words. they can be forgive, but never forgotten.  ❜

❛  you not wanting me was the beginning of me wanting myself.  ❜

❛  I’m tired of fighting. for once, I want to be fought for.  ❜

❛  never run back to what broke you.  ❜

❛  I was quite, but not blind.  ❜

❛  your gut knows what’s up. trust that bitch.  ❜

❛  we all eat lies when our hearts are hungry.  ❜

❛  do not judge my story by the chapter you walked in on.  ❜

❛  I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, wishing it was a donut.  ❜

❛  you can miss something but not want it back.  ❜

❛  you can’t save people, you can only love them.  ❜

❛  I came, I saw, I made it awkward.  ❜

❛  we buy shite we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like.  ❜

❛  you’re always one decision away from a different life.  ❜

❛  my brain has too many tabs open.  ❜

❛  I’m not saying I hate you, just that you’re like the Monday of people.  ❜

❛  there’s no ‘we’ in fries.  ❜

❛  apology accepted, trust denied.  ❜

❛  death and I have been scandalously intimate for some time now.  ❜

❛  life happens. coffee helps.  ❜

❛  I am mine before I am ever anyone else’s.  ❜

❛  I rely a bit too heavily on alcohol and irony.  ❜

❛  very early in my life it was already too late.  ❜

❛  is that a threat or are you flirting with me.  ❜

❛  was the use of force necessary in completing your objectives?  ❜

❛  I’ll let you drag me to hell if it means you’ll hold my hand.  ❜

❛  I do bad things, and I do them very well.  ❜

❛  you drink too much, you cuss too much and you have questionable morals. you’re everything I ever wanted.  ❜

❛  they will kill you, but first they will have to catch you.  ❜

❛  drugs might kill you but they’ll never break your heart.  ❜

❛  good girls are just bad girls that haven’t been caught.  ❜

❛  a pretty face doesn’t guarantee a pretty heart.  ❜

❛  no airbag, we die like men.  ❜

❛  true evil is, above all, seductive.  ❜

❛  it takes more courage to suffer than to die.  ❜

❛  you must be lucky to avoid the wolf every time. but the wolf? he only needs enough luck to catch you once.  ❜

❛  justice is vengeance in prettier packaging.  ❜

[hal-lelujahlongbottom]

asbjorn-wolf-rud:

Az shrugged as he clinked the glass of the man’s in front of him, his water that was, and downed the drink without a second thought. He had had worse in Russia and Norway. What could some little rich kid do to a drink that he couldn’t handle? As he swallowed with a sigh, the shot glass tapped the top of the table as he placed it down, “Good for you. Better too if you keep it up. Most people say fuck it and give it up halfway through January. So good job bro. I’m Asjborn, but most people just call me Az because mostly lazy or can’t pronounce it properly.” He shrugged, “Doesn’t matter either way.” He held out his hand for the man to shake. 

Hal gave a small shrug and a more relaxed smile. “Yeah I’ll have to let you know. We’ll see if I even make it to January. But you know, I might decide it was dumb and just tone it down to being a bit healthier.” Hal reached out his own hand, giving it to the other guy to shake and trying his best to make sure that the grip was firm - he might not be the biggest guy in the world, but they always said a firm handshake made a good first impression, right? “Nice to meet you Az. I’m Harry. But most people just call me Hal. Not because Harry’s hard. I tend to prefer it.” He made the - fairly weak - joke, but smiled warmly.

[hal-lelujahlongbottom]

pridefulpuff:

“I told you it was bad.”

Ugh. Nobody wants a salad when they go out for dinner. Never. You have a salad when you’re trying to impress, or everything else looks dodgy. This guy is clearly a weirdo

[hal-lelujahlongbottom]

domitrova:

I’m shocked too. It’s the biggest achievement. How did you do it?

I don’t know ... I’d have kind of hoped you could tell me

[hal-lelujahlongbottom]

slytherin-better-win:

“If I was being mean, you’d know. Believe me.”

You know I’m not sure that’s the reassurance you think it is

[hal-lelujahlongbottom]

aurorluck:

‘‘Don’t worry. I can pass by them without difficulty. Carry on, please. I didn’t mean to interrupt.’‘

“Don’t worry, it’s cool. I’‘m in between sets anyway, so any excuse to make the rest longer, right? 

I’ll move it all anyway, no point me spreading my stuff everywhere.

[hal-lelujahlongbottom]

pridefulpuff:

“Thank you. It is a weird topic. If it was just that I’d have accepted it, but he ordered for me without even knowing what food I like. He got me a salad.” 

He what? A Salad?! Oh good god

[hal-lelujahlongbottom]

minnie-wood:

“Sorry I didn’t mean to startle you. I needed to get my daily workout in before the match tonight.”

“Oh no,” Hal waved her apology off with one hand. “Honestly. Don’t worry about it. I’m just so used to it being dead in here at this time. No excuse for me to go monopolising half the gym! The match. Quidditch, I’m guessing?”