hold onto ur butts

i'm Abby, i'm 20, and i will die for any dog

[notailnoworries]

absolute purity

[dead-mans-game-deactivated20251]

Round

[lord-kitschener]

Loaf

[tulipnight]

Rolling Mist by Eva Mårtensson

[hypedogs]

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

if we are ever invaded by aliens and they wanna destroy earth and whatever thats fine but leave old friends senior dog sanctuary out of it

[transfemininomenon]

out of all the forms of transportation in the zombie post-apocalypse why would ya pick a loud ass motorcycle

[actuallygodzilla]

how else do I let the zombies know i gotta big dick and I get the ladies

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Struggling to comprehend whistles. 🔊

[saitamas-hoodie]

[moonsidequeen]

When people think that they can roast me.

[shitmystudentswrite]

Re: the Holocaust

I personally feel that the Germans went too far.

[arsturbuther-deactivated2017011]

[risingtensions]

[awwww-cute]

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

I’m hiring NPCs for my estate

Starting wage is $10/hour, with a $300 stipend for utilities and food. Housing is provided. 

Job description

Stay in the same outdoor area from 8 am to 8 pm every day

8:01 pm - 7:59 am will be spent in bed. You can’t get up unless I try to kill you in your sleep.

I get to look through your pockets as much as I want, whenever I want, and you can’t say anything unless you notice me take something.

If I slip a vial of posion into your pocket you have to drink it no matter what.

You can ask me to do tasks that are vital to your life and well-being and I will complete them, but it’ll take five weeks.

Can’t wear nicer clothes than me unless you’re okay with me attacking you for them

[godfatherofgreenbay-deactivated]

[lawfulgrunge-deactivated2019010]

so why don’t we go around the room and each of you tell the rest of the class a little bit about yourselves

[outerspacejam-blog]

last sleep in the house I grew up in