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[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[creepled]

[aetosd-blog]

[ruinedchildhood]

[radiojamming]

I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox

[lekosis]

did you know that, in your nice player house in Skyrim, inside of every single planter, there is an invisible naked man holding on to your plants for you

his name is “BYOHPlanterNPC” and he lives in an alternate dimension slightly removed from your home, where he sits in his empty grey void, naked, waiting for you to give him your plants

[calebwittebane]

thank you for holding my plants, plant man

[finalgirldave]

Todd Howard: “It just works.”

[kalifornia-prince]

How to survive college

1) GET FUCKING NETFLIX 2) Jack off everyday 3) Cry occasionally to let out the pain 4) ALWAYS keep ice cream on hand

[willinq]

lmao i thot this was a joke but where is the lie

[cherrypiereadytodie]

des

[cherrypiereadytodie]

pa

[cherrypiereadytodie]

[notchicken]

I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it

[boomerbuzzard-deactivated201902]

Violets are Blue

Michael Jackson sang Thriller

[iamrushin-deactivated20230412]

lmao omg

[admhawthorne]

Ha ha… I hate this site

[obiboing]

Giving Mario an axe he throws and comes back to his head may not have been the best idea

[racistspiderman]

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[peggle2]

you: f-f*ck spicy food…..hurts uwu

me:

[hollowtones]

dont really know what this means but i love this crab… she’s got blasts LOL

[teathattast]

[fukkce]

lmaoooo

[candiikismet]

Lmao bye!!! 😂😂😂😂

[tredlocity]

at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and

It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying

[automata-systemata-hydromata]

That’s the only part of that entry you found terrifying?

[sushinfood]

[photochoco]

HUH????

[liquidstar]

[gabrieldreyfuss]

[earthdad]

this guy is a cinematic genius

[airframeextender]