Angie☆ﾟ. *

You smiled. Even though I couldn't see you I could tell. You smiled and in my head it was as bright as day.

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

[ihatejonarbuckle]

russian kinder surprise

[maschine-klatsch-deactivated201]

That looks like it’s made of coal.

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

It tasted like coal

[acoolguy]

you ate a vase

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems

[hurleyquinnzel]

What the fuck is going on in your life

[egberts]

idk what’s funnier, pets with stereotypical human names like bryan and mckayla or pets with completely ridiculous names like hamburger and concrete

[purpletangyvaginas]

[cigarettesmokeandexyracquets-de]

“Forgive me Father for I have sinned” and “Sorry Daddy I’ve been bad” both mean very similar things but have wildly different connotations

[aureliagaming]

How do I delete someone else’s post

[goatish]

brother: want a cookie?

me: sure

brother: go get it yourself

me:

[spritesucks]

when the gym teacher tells you to stop picking the grass

[fueled-by-nightcore]

This is so mundane yet specific at the same time

[akhunty-deactivated20240130]

I wanna be in love but also yikes

[wlwellbutrin]

i know this might be a shock to some of you, but straight people are always heteronormative. even if they like pegging and the woman doesn’t wear dresses. they’re hetero.

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Op is a heterophobe

[wlwellbutrin]

i;;m sso sorrry ii diddn;t mea,n tto be hete;rophobbic

[sweet-royal-roses-blog]

hey op crytyping jokes isnt cool stop it

[wlwellbutrin]

no offense but smoke some weed

[mymodernmet]

[princesconsuela]

[exeggcute]

when people try to talk about how honey is supposedly unethical because we’re stealing the bees’ food I’m just like, genuinely curious if you’re aware that the honey we eat is the result of beekeepers raising colonies and harvesting the excess honey while making sure the bees are all good and fine, and that the honey you buy at the store is from a farm and not just like going into the woods and sticking your hand in a beehive like a bear in a cartoon and stealing the wild bees’ honey

[littlesati]

Language, Logan.

[pukicho]

I hope everyone is having a fucking day

[pukicho]

[ruinedchildhood]

[seashellronan]

*listens to straight people for 5 mins*

me:

[comparingmeerkats]

[insomniac-arrest]

why I use ‘y’all’

it’s fun to say

gender neutral 

I like rubbing my gay little hands all over southern culture out of spite

fun to say