Everything's funnier out of context

~ Ask box is: Open ~The lovable paladins of Voltron and all the lovably questionable things they say on a day to day basis. Accepting asks, though it must be specified to a character(s) or will be answered by a mod. All characters are played as 18+ and outside of canon, can get NSFW sometimes. All headcanons and ships are welcomed, hate is discouraged. Fanmail will not be answered as asks.

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Hey everybody

It's R mod, just thought I'd make a quick post to say thank you for following us and sorry we haven't been putting out much content.

But I am glad to say we've reached over 3,000 followers! I'm not quite sure what to do as a celebration, so send suggestions.

[catnippackets]

I think about these tweets a lot

[outofcontext-voltron]

I made a lil Keith shitpost for all of you lovelies -R mod

[metanoeins]

keith: [bolts up in bed] oh my god

lance: [sleepily] what…

keith: i’m an alien

lance: yeah? so?

keith: and i abducted shiro

lance:

lance: …please…go back to sleep

keith: my bike was a ufo, lance. lance, it was literally a ufo

lance: keith please–

keith: it was an alien abduction, lance

[reigensarataka]

↳ ♡ 

voltron + mythical creatures

{insp.}

[peculiaritybending]

┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲ house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ appreciate all VLD ships

╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕

[wlwvoltron]

lance: do you ever think about how much school we’re missing?

hunk: we’re going to have to make up so much work…

pidge: we’re probably failing all our classes…

lance: fuck

hunk: fuck

pidge: FUCK

[all screaming]

[sapphicvevo]

big mood

[alteanroyals]

If it wasn’t for Pidge the whole team would be dead

Just stating the facts

[violetrance]

I LOVE HOW LANCE IS LITERALLY ALWAYS THE ONE TO STRIKE AT KEITH FIRST

BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT HE’S THE ONE TO STEP UP AND TAKE CARE OF HIM THE MOST OTHER THAN SHIRO

[leondantes]

Matt and Pidge headcanons

Pidge was born premature and actually had throat issues the first few years of her life which led her to eating more soft foods for a longer time, thus her obsession with peanut butter

Speaking of her peanut butter cravings Matt used to share her love for the damn food until he ate so much nutella he barfed all over the kitchen counter

Now he can’t even look at a jar of peanut butter or nutella the same way without shuddering

Matt actually hates seeing Pidge cry, it is the worst thing for him and he feels like a monster every time he sees her in tears. It’s one of his biggest weaknesses

Despite both of them terrorizing each other their relationship is extremely close, and it consists of the basis ‘Yeah I can tease you but if anybody else does they’re fucking dead’

Their dog is actually a rescue pup!! They found her when she was a year old on the street and fell in love with her instantly

Matt talked so fucking much about Shiro back at the house that Pidge would start teasing him endlessly about it

“Matt and Shiro sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G-”

Holding back the temptation to stab himself with a fork right there “ Katie shut uP”

Matt’s voice has a tendancy to crack when he’s trying to yell and Pidge doesn’t let him live it down

When Matt figured out he was bi the first person he told was her because sibling solidarity

She confides in him later in return that she’s ace

Now they won’t stop making jokes and everyone around them either hates it or loves it

“Guess you’ll always be all bi yourself matt”

“Haha nice one you damned pokemon”

When Matt first saw Pidge in her current attire he thought he had somehow met an alternate reality version of him and nearly had a heart attack

“Katie-? What are you- Are those my fucking glasses?!”

They both wholeheartedly believed in aliens on earth and are both psyched together that they’re real even tho matt found out in not the greatest of ways

If the other gets hurt you better start running for your life they’re coming for you and everything you hold dear

They know the actual cannibal shia lebouf song by heart and no one knows why

Little do people know they sang it in a school talent show together when they were in primary and it was one the greatest moments of their lives

Matt was what inspired her computer skills from an early age, he showed her how to hack into peoples facebooks for the heck of it and now he’s created the delightful little monster we see today

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Lance: C'mon don't be shy, ask me out.

Keith: Okay get out.

[phospenumbra-deactivated2019082]

HI ITS CANON THAT KEITH’S MOM LEFT HIM AND HE THINKS THAT’S WHY HE HAS ANGER AND TRUST ISSUES

[sir-scandalous-deactivated20181]

Lance: Oh my god why does he have a knife-

[bentfire]

just look at these darn cuties ok

[stariousfalls]

Space Dad needs a break.mp4

[m-oll-e]

Lance, waking up in a hospital: where’s Keith

Pidge: who do you think gave you your new heart?

Lance, crying: but I came in because i fell and hit my head and now he’s–Keith’s–

Pidge: jk he’s in the bathroom

Lance: then where’s Hunk?

Keith, coming out of the bathroom: who do you think gave you new kidneys