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pidgeymongo > theofficialpidgeyg

[pidgeymongo]

so you’re saying that the trio in the original and sequel trilogy are meant to somewhat mirror each other i.e. Rey = Luke, Finn = Leia, and Poe = Han, and Leia and Han get together and Finn and Poe don’t?

[pidgeymongo]

who in a state of sound mind made love to emperor palpatine come forward don’t be shy

[pidgeymongo]

palpatine fucks.

[dr-gloom]

THINGS TO BE WARY OF: THE MOMO CHALLENGE

I just heard of this from my brother, whose children are terrified of it. It’s so grotesque.

So essentially, this “Momo Challenge” made its way onto YouTube Kids videos (much like the self harm one you might’ve seen going around). In the same manner, it comes up about halfway through a video, when parents are more than likely not paying attention, and tells the kid they can’t tell anyone about the challenges or their friends/family/themselves will be killed or seriously hurt. Then it gets into the challenges.

They start out simple. Break a toy, make a mess of your room, etc. But then they gwt more and more disturbing. Things like self harm and suicide make their way into the challenges, once the kids have become invested.

And I need to stress this: they aren’t allowed to mention this to anyone under threat of harm or death to the people they love.

My niece burst into tears when my brother asked. My nephew, who’s 13, was scared out of his mind and begged my brother to drop it, because he can’t talk about it.

My brother is cutting his kids off from YouTube, and if you have children, I strongly suggest you do the same. YouTube Kids is no longer safe. Period.

Even if you don’t have kids, please, by god, reblog and share. People are ending their lives. They’re scared senseless. YouTube needs to own up and do something, and until then we need to protect the children.

[mulberry-moons]

So if you’re easily disturbed by creepy images, don’t look it up. I just did and the screenshots immediately triggered an anxiety response and I am terrified. And I’m an adult.

[marigoldwitch]

My friends and family keep sharing this on facebook with that damn creepy screenshot and I’m just relieved I’m not the only adult who had an anxious reaction. It’s unsettling. And if I was a kid I’d be terrified too.

[officialacxa]

If you remember Keith Kocaine, you’re eligible for a veteran’s discount

[redrobinshoe]

Where’s my veteran’s discount, Aux?

[cwote]

you will be okay. you will be okay. you will be okay. you will be okay. you will be okay. you will be okay. you will be okay. you will be okay. you will be okay. you will be okay. you will be okay. you will be okay. you will be okay. you will be okay. you will be okay.

[t-a-r-0-t]

Hey, stop scrolling.

Everyone who is reading this: I’m so glad you’re alive. I’m so proud of you. You are loved. I’m here. Don’t give up, we’re almost there.

Pass it on.

[botanyshitposts]

scientists: how do we stop the very infectious and damaging tobacco mosaic virus from spreading????

farmhands: dip ur hands and equipment in Milk™️ before touching them

scientists: ????wait how does that work

farmhands: 

[erroneous-voltron-quotes]

Iverson: Katie Holt, are you authorised to be here?

Pidge: Are you authorised to kiss my ass?

[pidgeymongo]

Okay but let’s be serious for a minute. I’m a Midwest baby. I’ve been RAISED on Dolly. I adore that woman and her songs with all my heart. And I just saw BTS (currently one of my favorite artists) jamming to Jolene, a song that I’ve grown up running around the house screaming at the top of my lungs and singing in the car with my mom. To say I teared up would be an understatement. I seriously just watched my current life and childhood collide, and it resulted in the most beautiful explosion. Oof I just got a little deep there, but amidst all of the country boy memes that are going to appear, I felt like it had to be said that this moment holds a fond memory for me and possibly many other ARMYs who grew up loving Dolly Parton as much as I did. 💜

[saucytango]

I forgot i can do digital on my phone!

Here you gooooo

[cockybusiness]

SHIRO YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP THEM STUDY!!

(The joke comes from Colin Mochrie on “Whose Line Is It Anyway” from one of his many news anchor sketches. IT JUST. I JUST HAD TO DO IT. )

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[yourbigsisnissi]

Destroy the idea that you have to be constantly working or grinding in order to be successful. Embrace the concept that rest, recovery, and reflection are essential parts of the progress towards a successful and ultimately happy life.

[jacobsantiago-deactivated202001]

Hey mother nature i love you and shit but like….what the fuck my good bitch

[ofstarsandvibranium]

PSA

[catalystofthesoul]

So this is just a PSA, y'all should never sign a contract until you read it. I’m talking in rl right now. I just got through reading my employee handbook/service contract and my bosses slipped in a lot of bullshit like telling me I can’t complain about my job on social media, demanding I work off the clock in the name of good service, expects me to show up on time during inclimate weather, and considered disability or religious accommodation a direct threat to the company.

These are all things I took issue with and brought to my employer for further discussion before signing the contract. Most of my coworkers signed without reading, treating it like an internet terms of service contract.

Tl;dr real life is serious shit, lawyers write contracts to protect your employer FROM YOU, read contracts before you sign them - fucking ARGUE about contracts before you sign them

[lyrslair]

Also important to note, and something my bf has repeated to me many times: a contract is a negotiation until it is signed, and YOU ARE ALLOWED TO AMEND IT. Tech companies often put some bs in there about “we own everything you make while you work for us” which broadly applied also means anything done on your own time. He always ALWAYS does write-in amendments with initial and date to state that they only own things done FOR the company, on company time, because there have been companies that enforced that bullshit when somebody had a personal side project the company decided they wanted to steal. There’s only one company that threw a fit at his attempts to amend it and he considered that a huge red flag and refused to sign, turned down the job.

Never. EVER. Sign shit without reading it. Also: if your prospective employer won’t let you take the thing home to read before you sign it and says you need to sign it then and there THAT IS A RED FLAG. The job I had that turned out to be abusive as shit was like that. Every other job I’ve been able to bring the contract home to my parents to have a more experienced set of eyes on it. It’s also common practice in some fields to have one’s attorney look over it before signing. So never let them tell you that you can’t look over it with someone else. That’s a fat load of shit. For “lower level” jobs they may not accept amendments to the contract but if they won’t even give you the proper time to read it over, they’re trying to pull some bullshit on you and you’re going to regret it if you sign. Even if there’s nothing bad in what you signed it’s an example of how they are going to treat you while you’re there. Take it to heart and run like fucking hell.

[asryakino]

Please also tell your coworkers. Inform others. Tell everyone. Please, for the lovee of everything TELL PEOPLE THEY ARE ALLOWED TO DO THESE THINGS.

Companies BANK on the fact you’re not going to read it. Then they slip in shit like ‘you can’t talk about your wages’ because they want you to keep quiet, so thy can pay that guy six bucks, and pay the guy over there fifteen and pay you eight. They want you to accept it all blindly. PLEASE DON’T STAY BLIND.

Yes, I’ve lost out on jobs because I wanted to read it and they didn’t want me to. Or they wanted m to resign and I said no to to the things they added that I pointed out were unfair and borderline illegal. 

Read shit. Tell everyone else to read shit. BE INFORMED. 

[cricketcat9]

Absolutely 100% good advice ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼

Never ever ever sign shit without reading and re-reading it! Take it home, show it to someone more experienced, if you can, show it to a lawyer. A contract is supposed to work for both sides. A company in Toronto tried to make me sign a contract with clause that in event of me leaving the job I will not work in a similar position anywhere in Ontario. Yeah, right, not enforceable in court, dudes, you can’t prevent me from making a living. Read the shit and don’t let them intimidate you. 

[disaster-coward]

Seahawk: You have beautiful eyes.

Mermista, indifferent: Thanks, I need them to see.