What have you heard?

A collection of good, but really strange quotes that one hears in thier daily lives. Main blog is exhaustedhale. Submissions Welcome!

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"Sad Indian Boy, I should really look that up."

- Little Sister

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"He's invading my personal space bubble."

-Some Chick in Parking Lot

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"I can't drive. ... I'm too gay to drive."

-Co-worker

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"It's not yesterday, it's today.

- Woman at Walmart

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“You put it in your mouth fine, but out of your mouth it’s broken.”

-Little Sister

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"Stop touching the meat please."

-unknown

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"That crack was bad."

-me