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Quotes from Rifftrax movies and shorts. [Icon is the face of the Ice Cream Bunny, a mascot rabbit. Background is a Rifftrax logo in the style of the 20th Century Fox logo.]

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Hornycrantz and Guildenperv.

Kevin Murphy, Gangster World

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Vin Diesel's stunt double IS Miss Marple.

Mike Nelson, Apex Predators

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I'm succulent!

Kevin Murphy, Guns of El Chupacabra

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"A flashback suddenly broke out."

Bridget Nelson, Sherlock Holmes and the Hound of the Baskervilles

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Acting is mostly about pointing your bland face at things.

Mike Nelson, Blood Theatre

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I'm gonna go get killed by ghosts or whatever.

Bill Corbett, Blood Theatre

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In the 90s, the real challenge was not snapping necks.

Mike Nelson, Street Law

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In another reality you and I might have swapped conditioners.

Mike Nelson, Project: Eliminator

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The Father of Lies values punctuality! Unless he’s lying about that.

Kevin Murphy, Zlateh the Goat

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Goodbye, my sweaty, furtive man.

Bridget Jones, D.O.A.

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"Nothing good ever happens in a house this beige."

Kevin Murphy, Mikey

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"Guess who just scored some history books that go all the way to the Korean War!"

Bill Corbett, Mikey

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Thank heavens for lesbianism.

Bill Corbett, David and Hazel: A Story in Communication

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As God as my witness, I will grow a mustache.

Mike Nelson, Breaker! Breaker!

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It's nice when friends loathe each other.

Kevin Murphy, Jurassic Shark

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I deserve to win because I'm sparkly!

Bridget Nelson, The Brain That Wouldn't Die

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An entire film noir could have been prevented by Docusign!

Mary Jo Pehl, D.O.A.