People say the darnedest things

Submit some of the best things someone has ever said in a skype call, out of context!

[mechagodzilla]

[warpedlamp]

[warpedlamp]

[outofcontextskypecalls]

While you were studying the blade my dog learned how to wrestle

[outofcontextskypecalls]

"MOLTEN CORE" I shout as I shove candycanes into my chest cavity.

[outofcontextskypecalls]

Theres no planned parenthood for dick battles in the sky

[outofcontextskypecalls]

You're really popular in my dream airport

[outofcontextskypecalls]

Listen, we can be cursed be we have to be legally cursed.

[cartooncoyote]

[outofcontextskypecalls]

I headcanon Jesus as pansexual

[outofcontextskypecalls]

The key to victory is to not wear pants!

[outofcontextskypecalls]

I was gay but then I gave into peer pressure at chef school and now i'm only sexually attracted to lobster bisque

[outofcontextskypecalls]

You can have your blowjob and eat it too!

[outofcontextskypecalls]

That's all the parts I'm allowed to name in this god fearing laser-disc

[outofcontextskypecalls]

"Bigfoot is real and he sucked my dick! Wha- Oh, nothing mom! Never mind!!"

[outofcontextskypecalls]

Have you ever stuffed a sentient Christmas ornament up your butt?

[outofcontextskypecalls]

Don't make a strawman of my penis argument!

[outofcontextskypecalls]

What, you don’t want in on this bukkake sing-along?