Confession is always weakness.

OH MAMA DON'T YOU CRY Texas beer and Irish goodbyes

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[outofitttt]

I think I don’t know what I’m doing with my life.

[outofitttt]

I call my dad and tell him I have a work dilemma

But what I want to say is that I’m just exhausted of taking care of myself

[ryebreadgf]

YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK! YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK! YOU CAN BITE AND SCRATCH AND BEG BUT YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK!

[archbudzar]

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[outofitttt]

It’s honestly more poetic when we’re not talking. I can see you, feel you, touch you, taste you better when it’s just my imagination. It’s just a mistake I’m choosing to make a little bit. A little bit sad, a little bit too hungry.

[glassdicks]

[satansbasturd-deactivated202311]

Shout out to the girls that get wet while sucking dick

[secondclassvines]

[mongolian-ass-eater]

I see stuff like this every once in a while and it reminds me the kids are still alright

[knucklehead--mcspazatron]

I have no idea what is going on but I watched this like 20 times

[powerfulwizard]

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

my brother just helped a kookaburra that was getting beaten up by magpies and now it’s chilling in his car

[labgnome]

Are there people in Australia?

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

no

[whitepeopletwitter]

[outofitttt]

I guess this goes here

[historical-nonfiction]

Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

[omegajako]

Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes

[garbage-empress]

Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

He also solidified the idea of rabbits loving carrots when carrots actually carry very little nutritional value for rabbits. The funniest part of that is that the original joke was a reference to a Clark Gable film where Gable munches on a carrot, it was never meant to imply that rabbits love carrots. The Clark Gable reference would’ve been obvious to audiences in the 40s but it has been pretty much lost to time.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Bugs Bunny has too much power and should be feared.

[outofitttt]

This is the first Christmas I’ve actually thought about what it would be like if my parents were still together. Oof.

[outofitttt]

Love to be terrified that every person that commits to me only stays out of obligation!!!

[snapsicle]

im tired of people being mean to me just because i’m cringey, evil, terrible  and i eat toxins