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[arewetumbling]

1st Grade Teacher: The Natives taught us to grow crops and we all had thanksgiving! 


6th Grade: we might have kicked the Natives off their land, and for that we are so sorry.


Me: but did you mur-


Teacher: you’ll learn that in high school


12th grade: We killed that one Native and we are so sorry, but the BUFFALOS, WE WERE DICKS FOR THAT!!


College: It was genocide.

[achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily]

this…is accurate

[pancakeke]

my bones!! feel free to look but please don’t steal my bones!!

[discsfine-deactivated20200307]

reblog to steal her bones

[pancakeke]

NO

[megatome]

we’re over halfway to stealing all of jess’ bones

[pancakeke]

STOP!!

[the-foley-knoll-horror]

They took the whole skellington

[unmovinggreatlibrary]

Congratulations to pancakeke for becoming the first living person to have their bones stolen by tumblr users.

[pancakeke]

I love how you can’t say “first person”

[valtsv]

an item of clothing: *is tacky*

me:

[valkyriesdottir]

[turtleduckdate]

that phrase like, “he looked at her like she was the sun” has always confused me because most people look at the sun like this 

[findolina]

[sandsvendor100]

I Regrets To Inform You I Am A Gay Icon

[hunterschafer]

Brendon for Alternative Press Magazine

[morganiser-deactivated20240512]

[whjat]

“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

[just-shower-thoughts]

Spiders are the only web developers that enjoy finding bugs.

[ammit420]

I feel like getting my college degree will be simultaneously a relief and extremely underwhelming

[ammit420]

“fiiiinally,  i can add a sentence to my resumé“

[deathtripz]

[princezane-deactivated20151205]

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

[lake-erie]

hawaiian shirt + dark bags under eyes is a good look… it says yeah i would really love to be carefree and relaxed right now but certain circumstances have made that impossible

[pragmaculture]

Ladies and gentlemen, our national bird!

[kylemeister1-deactivated2018120]

it is currently ｒｅａｌ ｋｉｗｉ ｈｏｕｒｓ

[mad-hare]

animals that evolved with no natural predators are amazing

[irritatedkiwi-deactivated202512]

go fuckin wild little man

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

put this in the MOMA